eBay tat volume 3.

[Cavcraft]

Big bag of bubble wrapped bollocks

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/modified-pug- ... 3cd00f67bf

 

There's a list of things he painted black, but he didn't have time to sort out actual repairs needed. Personally I just want to see what happens to the back lights when he shuts the boot.

[Cavcraft]

Big bag of bubble wrapped bollocks

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/modified-pug- ... 3cd00f67bf

 

There's a list of things he painted black, but he didn't have time to sort out actual repairs needed. Personally I just want to see what happens to the back lights when he shuts the boot.

[Cavcraft]

Have you ever wondered what would happen if a waltzer flew off the track on danger night, collecting a Reliant chassis as it flew through the vicar's window before somehow gluing itself to his bath tub then ending up at the font with the organist's chair glued to it?

Well WONDER NO FURTHER, dear readers

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Trike-Reliant ... 4ac2aee323

 

'i am having to sell due to an injury a few years ago that now causes pain in my shoulders'

 

Wanker's cramp, perchance?

[Cavcraft]

Have you ever wondered what would happen if a waltzer flew off the track on danger night, collecting a Reliant chassis as it flew through the vicar's window before somehow gluing itself to his bath tub then ending up at the font with the organist's chair glued to it?

Well WONDER NO FURTHER, dear readers

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Trike-Reliant ... 4ac2aee323

 

'i am having to sell due to an injury a few years ago that now causes pain in my shoulders'

 

Wanker's cramp, perchance?

[garethj]

It must be 20 years since I saw one of these, does the cam cover say "system Porsche" or something?

[garethj]

It must be 20 years since I saw one of these, does the cam cover say "system Porsche" or something?

[garethj]

Are you bored with your lonely home life? Need a girlfriend, but don't want some boring blonde? Is your favourite TV programme The Musters?

 

Then step this way, sir. I think we can do a deal on your next vehicle!

 

That new girlfriend of yours wants to get a few pork pies down her, she's too skinny

[garethj]

Are you bored with your lonely home life? Need a girlfriend, but don't want some boring blonde? Is your favourite TV programme The Musters?

 

Then step this way, sir. I think we can do a deal on your next vehicle!

 

That new girlfriend of yours wants to get a few pork pies down her, she's too skinny

[Alexg]

Astonishing levels of shitness....

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauxhall-astr ... 1082825620

[Alexg]

Astonishing levels of shitness....

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauxhall-astr ... 1082825620

[garethj]

Mk1 Terrano. Looks nice as a 2 door

 

[garethj]

Mk1 Terrano. Looks nice as a 2 door

 

[cort16]

This looks okay for a Grand I recon. Popup headlights are for winnerz

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C374771

[cort16]

This looks okay for a Grand I recon. Popup headlights are for winnerz

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C374771

[garethj]

I know it's sacrilege, but if I had a lovely old Lotus like this I'd give serious thought to getting rid of that shonky old engine and putting something newer in, something that would actually run without needing a £500 service every 2000 miles.

 

That would give me time to concentrate on all the other things going wrong. But it's still a peach

[garethj]

I know it's sacrilege, but if I had a lovely old Lotus like this I'd give serious thought to getting rid of that shonky old engine and putting something newer in, something that would actually run without needing a £500 service every 2000 miles.

 

That would give me time to concentrate on all the other things going wrong. But it's still a peach

[garethj]

If you fancy winning Autoshite, this could be a strong contender

[garethj]

If you fancy winning Autoshite, this could be a strong contender

[wuvvum]

This thing has been on several times now but not had any bids. I like these old Hanomag-Mercs for some reason - I'm sure they're glacially slow but at least they're not a VW type 2.

 

[wuvvum]

This thing has been on several times now but not had any bids. I like these old Hanomag-Mercs for some reason - I'm sure they're glacially slow but at least they're not a VW type 2.

 

[flat4alfa]

This looks okay for a Grand I recon. Popup headlights are for winnerz

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C374771

Ten years ago it was shocking how little they were worth

 

And now... still next to worthless

 

Image what it would be worth, wearing a blue oval

[flat4alfa]

This looks okay for a Grand I recon. Popup headlights are for winnerz

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C374771

Ten years ago it was shocking how little they were worth

 

And now... still next to worthless

 

Image what it would be worth, wearing a blue oval

[SambaS]

Here ya go DW this is pretty much identical to the one I drove round the scraparyard fields.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Skoda-Favorit-1-3-Flairline-Spares-or-Repairs-/140940545977?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item20d0b60fb9

 

[SambaS]

Here ya go DW this is pretty much identical to the one I drove round the scraparyard fields.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Skoda-Favorit-1-3-Flairline-Spares-or-Repairs-/140940545977?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item20d0b60fb9

 

[SambaS]

Or if size is a must. Here is a more sizable one.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-SKODA-FAVORIT-ESTATE-5500-MILES-ONLY-/321092284718?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4ac297712e

 

[SambaS]

Or if size is a must. Here is a more sizable one.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-SKODA-FAVORIT-ESTATE-5500-MILES-ONLY-/321092284718?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4ac297712e

 

[dollywobbler]

Nice. One of those, in metallic blue please. Though I've just noticed that it's too new for my insurance. Bother. (and I can't afford it etc etc)

[dollywobbler]

Nice. One of those, in metallic blue please. Though I've just noticed that it's too new for my insurance. Bother. (and I can't afford it etc etc)

[Mr_Bo11ox]

I know it's sacrilege, but if I had a lovely old Lotus like this I'd give serious thought to getting rid of that shonky old engine and putting something newer in, something that would actually run without needing a £500 service every 2000 miles.

 

That would give me time to concentrate on all the other things going wrong. But it's still a peach

 

Totally agree with you on that GJ. I remember reading some sort of 'BIG NEWS STORY' in PC or some such back in he day, whereby some lotus club dudes had developed a kit for fitting the V6 from a Pug 406. They were hoping to sell it commercially as a means of greatly improving reliability and usability and running costs of these cars. Unfortunately it cost about £3500 for the kit so made about as much financial sense as putting your bollocks in a SPONG mincing machine.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

I know it's sacrilege, but if I had a lovely old Lotus like this I'd give serious thought to getting rid of that shonky old engine and putting something newer in, something that would actually run without needing a £500 service every 2000 miles.

 

That would give me time to concentrate on all the other things going wrong. But it's still a peach

 

Totally agree with you on that GJ. I remember reading some sort of 'BIG NEWS STORY' in PC or some such back in he day, whereby some lotus club dudes had developed a kit for fitting the V6 from a Pug 406. They were hoping to sell it commercially as a means of greatly improving reliability and usability and running costs of these cars. Unfortunately it cost about £3500 for the kit so made about as much financial sense as putting your bollocks in a SPONG mincing machine.