eBay tat volume 3.

[flat4alfa]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-The-very-rare-1-6Gti-Some-say-they-dont-exist-V5-states1-6Gti/263335002928

 

The controversial 1.6 Gti.

 

Manufacturer Ford

Model Escort Gti

Engine Size 1597cc

Brake Horse Power 115 BHP

Manufactured Year 1997

 

What are the chances?

[flat4alfa]

See it in some pretty ridiculous action

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MX5-Roadster/322892128128

[flat4alfa]

Mazda mx3 v6. Two owners fsh

 

it only needs two small bits of welding

 

Currently at £205 with 5 hours to go

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mazda-mx3-v6-Two-owners-fsh/292336216736

[flat4alfa]

morris minor split-screen €950

 

Location: Borris, Carlow (SE Ireland)

 

 

https://www.donedeal.ie/vintagecars-for-sale/morris-minors/17230502

[Zantimisfit]

...still got its tartan seats, thats the main thing.

 

https://www.blocket.se/dalarna/Vauxhall_Vx_4_90_76674749.htm

 

 

[flat4alfa]

Now this car has some serious retro appeal

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-C-Mazda-626-GC-Full-MOT-JDM-Modified-Retro-Classic-Saloon/302535669368

[flat4alfa]

Rover 213 se one owner from new

 

now the price is the price it's a very fair price

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-213-se-one-owner-from-new/322846788991

[flat4alfa]

VW enthusiast friends who have driven it have also commented on how nicely it drives

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1975-VW-Trekker-RHD/282742412087

[flat4alfa]

TRIUMPH SPECIAL

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TRIUMPH-SPECIAL-2-SEATER-OPEN-TOP/282742412066

[flat4alfa]

VAUXHALL CALIBRA SE 8V

 

60,000 MILES, 10 MONTHS TEST

 

£695

 

Sheffield

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-CALIBRA-SE-8V-1994-60-000-MILES-10-MONTHS-TEST/332457163584

[flat4alfa]

Mercedes sd 300 turbo diesel

 

as you know cant wear them out

 

Weapons-grade 5-mph bumpering.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-cars/172990575765

 

[flat4alfa]

DON'T BUY IF YOUR A TOSSER

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-transit-tipper-03-plate-350-90hp-spares-or-repairs-non-runner-doesnt-start/222722809908

[flat4alfa]

I fully appreciate that these cars are worth fuck all in such austere times

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/JAGUAR-S-TYPE-V6-SE-AUTO-NEW-ENGINE/263334912218

 

[flat4alfa]

pure fanny magnet.

 

gets their knickers all wet and moister than a fat birds armpit

 

up for sale to keep my bosslady happy

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Trike-1-3-Automatic/362162306893

[Junkman]

...still got its Dollywobbler wipers, thats the main thing.

 

https://www.blocket.se/dalarna/Vauxhall_Vx_4_90_76674749.htm

 

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EFA

[flat4alfa]

power steering only works right and 20% if the time left

 

Back box delete 

 

£2,500

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/cadilac-deville-coupe-87-v8/253266845842

[nacho man]

Pretty boring lookingn Merc with the 4.3 v8 in.

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mercedes-e430-elegance/322891222974?hash=item4b2dd10fbe:g:iY0AAOSwDkVaELrn

[nacho man]

If you can't deal with spending much time with your kids in the car.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-S-MAX-2-5-220ps-2007-75MY-Titanium/112642802265?hash=item1a3a08c259:g:XkEAAOSwYWdaDHrl

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Zafira-GSI/132334026715?hash=item1ecfb8ffdb:g:WXgAAOSwKcdZwM~Q

[nacho man]

4x4 Mondeo from a bloke who already has his xmas decorations up already, or hasn't taken them down from last year.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-mondeo-Ghia-4-4/263334480513?hash=item3d4ff54a81:g:uuIAAOSwc2FaEqtD

 

He also has a tyre ready to bbq.

 

Going off these clues Detective Terzza is saying this guy maybe a bit 'odd'

 

 

needs one tyre

 

 

Check your bbq pal.

[nacho man]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-mondeo-1800-LX-5-door-hatchback/182905386189?hash=item2a9602b4cd:g:J2oAAOSwySlaDeo~

 

Nice!

[nacho man]

 

605 SRI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-605-SRI-VERY-RARE-1-OF-ONLY-3-ON-UK-ROADS/142585485623?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D49130%26meid%3D0ef8e1c472d14afbb6d66052930b4de9%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D253261320566&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m2219

[nacho man]

 

Great for parking outside your mates house and shitting him up saying "I think the feds are on to you"

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Iveco-7m-OBvan-van-12m-mast-pan-tilt-head-CCTV-Broadband-Campervan/202113988148?hash=item2f0eeeb634:g:-MAAAOSwlptaC02a

[nacho man]

 

Based on a Ford cougar for that authentic feeling.

 

Numberplate sums it up 'Bodge'

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FERRARI-F430-SCUDERIA-Recreation-kit-car-replica-Swap-PX-Why-modified-show-SWAP/192356448643?hash=item2cc9567983:g:B64AAOSwOhVZtBRq

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LDV-Pilot-6-Seat-Crew-Cab-Band-Van-minibus-ex-Royal-Mail/162746829239

[Junkman]

 

1937 Chevrolet

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1937-Chevrolet-hotrod-lhd-px-project/232570260719

 

 

 

correctly UK registered with V5

 

 

If it were anywhere near correctly registered, it'd look like this:

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1341013738.htm?ca=7_s

 

OMG Its Hirst!!!!!!!

[Supernaut]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1937-Chevrolet-hotrod-lhd-px-project/232570260719

 

 

 

 

If it were anywhere near correctly registered, it'd look like this:

 

 

^^ I'd rather have the second one. Maybe painted in the shade of red from the first one though.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Attention Heidel_Kakao!!!!!

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1171923896.htm?ca=7_s

 

910 Diesel Wagon!!! 1500€

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1965-Bentley-S3/232570260708

 

 

 

PRICE FOR-BUY IT NOW IS £7,000.00 !!

[Junkman]

Should an old Bentley not yield you the attention you require:

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1967-HCB-ANGUS-BEDFORD-FIRE-ENGINE-VINTAGE-FIRE-ENGINE-PROJECT/152796704946