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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'Hello, is that Tesco? Just checking you have some ingredients in stock...'

 

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eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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That CF just has such a sad expression!

richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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Swallow shit

 

classic car Volkswagen Passat GL5 1983 five door hatchback scirocco shape silver

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-car-Volkswagen-Passat-GL5-1983-five-door-hatchback-scirocco-shape-silver-/253010922287?hash=item3ae8a04b2f:g:v6EAAOSwpONZT6ge

 

Currently located in some sort of covered outbuilding, you know the sort of place to store outsidey stuff

 

Somehow I feel its destiny will be slammed, stickerbombed and generally pineappled

 

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richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

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Morris Minor pickup restoration project

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-Minor-pickup-restoration-project/272735053413?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D43781%26meid%3Da161ef21c78243fbbcd70b3fe4234ef1%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D292164168376

 

On 26-Jun-17 at 21:02:20 BST, seller added the following information:

 

Just realised the  log book for the pickup is registered as a van

 

 

 

I'm oooot

 

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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How to sell a car that's utterly fucked.

 

Rule 1: Do not completely remove the tarp.
 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Dauphine-Gordini-S-/192233344923
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Rule 2: Photograph some random mess, so the buyer is unable to see what he gets.
 
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Rule 3: Pretend to be ignorant despite you obviously know everything about it:

 

 

Apparently one of 1000 Dauphine Gordini "S" models built in Acton in right hand drive?? I am sure some kind person may know if this is true, I would welcome the knowledge. And ever rarer in Pamplemouse (grapefruit) with an off white interior.

 

 

Rule 4: Do not clearly state that you have flogged the parts made from unobtainium separately:

 

 

AS FAR AS I KNOW it is still all there but I stress that I do not guarantee this.

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lada-Niva-1992-/162571020668

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I'm selling my Lada Niva

 

Oh, is that why you posted in on eBay?

 

 

was very well looked after by the previous owner

 

But not the ones before or after him.

 

 

is very comfortable.

 

OMG, what other cars have you driven in your life?

 

 

would be a small project for the traditionalist enthusiast.

 

Eh?

 

Ah!

 

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I also have a brand new badge direct from Moscow!

 

That internet and DHL, huh? Who would have thought?

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