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What an absolute unadulterated steaming pile of elephant plop

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/T4-Westfalia-Multivan-with-rare-fridge-/252991955868?hash=item3ae77ee39c:g:Dj4AAOSwvjdZQYGU

 

Happily the rear of it looks like a fat bird's arse in a thong, so people will already know what an arse you are.

 

'I can put you in contact with the artist and he could redo it to your custom specifications'

 

Considering it looks like it was done by Abu Hamza on a fucking trampoline, that's some boast.

 

 

 

*Edit: does that actually say 'VD' instead of 'VW' on it? I hope so.

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Finally, for now, the ultimate Autoshite Lottery win purchase if any of you were lucky last night.    Buy this and spend the rest on coke.  You won't need hookers as you will beating them off with a stick in this.....

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Chrysler-Maserati-TC-year-1990-/263043746860?hash=item3d3ea10c2c:g:TI0AAOSw5cNYiQPL 

 

 

I mean, look, it is even the right colour for God's sake. 

 

 

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Not to mention melted Caramac  

 

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And Pentastar....

 

 

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4 days to go, £150 with no bids. 

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d8a55288fd023098f5b0568a01906785---year-

 

Good evening, Stup....

 

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'ssup, blood? You still doin the custom paint any ting I want?'

 

Yah, absolutely, what would you like?

 

'Word, bitch! I'll have the 13th Duke of Wybourne from The Fast Show' 

 

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Anything else, chief?

 

'Yeah, I'll have that The Streets singer cracking one off as Gerry Halliwell feels up David Bowie's tits, but make her hands look like spanners. All in a blazing inferno'

 

It'll be ready Wednesday, my friend.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lambretta-GP-in-FULL-CUSTOM-PAINT-MURALS-Casa-185-125-1979-T-UK-125-/192220411430?hash=item2cc13ab626:g:ay8AAOSwi8VZRWLT

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I think super minx's are good value, and that one looks very Autoshite.

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