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UmBongo Rank: Renault 16

UmBongo

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https://www.gumtree.com/p/wheel-rims-tyres/honda-civic-type-r-fn2-5-x-stud-alloys-hydro-dipped-/1233617399

 

Hydro Dipped 2 x Weeks ago for £320.......did not suit Red car at all. Need to create space in my flat as I got brand new 5 x spoke Wolfrace Graphite alloys fitted instead. Might fit another style/colour of car.

 

Aye, any car owned by Stevie Wonder or David Blunkett.

 

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This knob-rocket should be launched for doing this to a poor, unsuspecting set of wheels. I would be too embarrassed to sell these things.

  • oldcars and Junkman
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Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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FIT!

 

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The car went to a local classic car restorer to fix a problem with the car cutting out after about ten minutes.... when I got it back, I was told that sometimes the starter failed to turn the engine over and it may now need the old ’tap it with a piece of wood’ treatment, which it had never needed up until that point.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-Marina-1-7-HL-1980-/112389390190

MorrisItalSLX Rank: Lancia Gamma

MorrisItalSLX

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1998 Holden Suburban

 

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An American car, built for the Australian market, Imported into the UK. Needs the Holden badges put back on.

Now that I think about it, I have never seen one of these in Australia, The hunt is on!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-HOLDEN-SUBURBAN-LT-RHD-4X4-PETROL-/172648372717?hash=item2832a519ed:g:O0UAAOSwEzxYXE44

spike60 Rank: Renault 16

spike60

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N-reg scimitar?

 

wouldn't that be one of the very rare and desirable* Middlebridge one's rather than a Reliant?

 

nice all the same!

As far as I know as an ex owner the Middlebridge cars were late SE6, not the earlier SE5.

I'm pretty sure late SE5's were available as a P reg, as were the early SE6's.

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Guest Breadvan72

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South Wales Talbot Autosleeper, two litre pez, five speed manual, fibreglass body, MoT August, quite spacious, four berths, kitchen, shower and loo, only mildly grumpy ad.  I suggest that we all chip in and buy this for Skizzer to live in when the bills for the Gammakoop of swanky-ass brokenness eventually lead to the sale of his house (ie, next Thursday).


http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Talbot-Campervan-Motorhome/252899027511?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20140122125356%26meid%3D4bc9c7758b344ac48c2b35486f20b0ee%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D152522288050

Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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That's a very kind offer but I couldn't possibly live in a Talbot Express, for the sole reason that it doesn't have storage space for three cars. Otherwise it's bob on.

  • Cavcraft and Junkman
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Longblackcoat Rank: BL Wedge

Longblackcoat

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That's utterly horrid. A CG is a proud plodder, and that terrible cafe-racer effort adds absolutely nowt. 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Good afternoon, Idiot & Associates, how may one help?

 

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'Word up, B-hatch, it's Nuneaton's premier MILF magnet here. Can you still do anything requested?

 

 

YOUR DREAM MADE EXTREME

 

'Ok, can I have Katie Melua just after her lobotomy?'

 

​Certainly sir. Pre or post wonky tit operation?

 

'Pre, please. Oh, but also make it look like her legs were bitten off by a shark and she's been sliding down a toboggan course on her knee stumps'

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Kawasaki-VN1500-Trike-/322498709864?hash=item4b166bc968:g:iiQAAOSwcgNZBG~I

 

 

'Genuine reason for sale ... I'm in the Midlands and yes I want another boat'

 

 

​Genuine reason for me not buying it: I'm in Cheshire and yes I want another set of eyes now.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum!

 

What, FFS?

 

Rex has shit on the carpet again!

 

'BAD DOG! Sick of telling you about this, right, you know the punishment. Come on, outside NOW...'

 

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'Look at it'

 

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'REX! Look at the bike, you little bastard'

 

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'Won't tell you again'

 

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'Going to phone Battersea, Rex...'

 

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'Hello, is that the Pot Noodle factory? It is? Oh good, I've got some meat for you' 

 

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'Sold as seen due to the nature of this kind of bike.'

 

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.http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-c90-custom-project-/252906768257?hash=item3ae26b0781:g:aS4AAOSwrhBZBMPf

Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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I'd just like to make it absolutely clear, I'm clicking Like for Billy's legendary captions and not for the hopeless heaps of tin.

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I knew a builder called Jakov once. A very top bloke. I am in general a big fan of persons from Poland. Most of them anyway.

 

Having said that: Gumtree.

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