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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-PEUGEOT-309-GL-RED-LOW-MILEAGE-SUPER-CONDITION-NEEDS-ATTENTION-MECHANICALLY/112359763857

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SUPER CONDITION

 

 

NEEDS ATTENTION MECHANICALLY

 

So it's not in super condition.

 

 

becoming a very sought after car

 

It actually isn't.

 

 

if you decide to bid blind then you will be obliged to buy blind,should you win the auction

 

My guide dog bid on it by mistake.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Do you think he fitted the giant toilet plunger under the bonnet so this steaming great turd of a car could just flush itself away?

 

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'THIS IS NOT A SHOW CAR'

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/NISSAN-300ZX-heavily-modified-custom-ex-show-car-DRIVING-WITH-MOT-ALL-STEEL-BODY-/122438572538?hash=item1c81e859fa:g:ADkAAOSw3utY6oSy

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Ever wondered what a two wheeled Chrysler PMT Cruiser would look like?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/hayabusa-custom-show-bike-gsx-1300-/272624001336?hash=item3f79a82138:g:sUAAAOSwuLZY6V8w

 

 

'Don’t go through the pain doing this yourself'

 

​I think I'd rather go through a fucking giant washing machine and be spewed out in the sewage pipe on Rhyl beach.

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Now then have I got a cracker here for you lot.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Tata-Loadbeta-Motor-Home-spares-repairs-donor-for-conversion-/222459505172?_

 

Thats right - a Campervan made out of a flippin TATA LOADBETA!!!!!! (With a mercedes grille cable-tied on).

 

Now one thing I know about camper vans is that when new they cost a friggin fortune. Who buys one built onto one of these hopeless shitters? Its like going to Raymond Blanc's restaurant and when he asks you what you'd like you say 'spaghetti hoops' which he then serves up at a cost of £200 to you.

 

 

 

I bought the motor home nearly two years ago with an electric fault and needing some general tidying up. I've since removed the wiring harness and had it looked at by a professional who advised it would need replacing. As far as I'm aware the electrics in the living quarters are working fine, it's just the electrics under the bonet which needs replacing.

 

Brilliant, I'd love to meet this auto electrician who can take a severed wiring loom and tell you if its serviceable or not. Can I ask how much he charged for his services in this instance? Oh OK then.

 

 

Also, one of the front seats has been badly reupholstered, but both have been removed from the van as we planned to replace them. The dashboard has also been stripped in order to remove the wiring harness. However, both seats will come with the camper plus all parts of the dashboard and wiring harness, if you should want them. It does have a flat tyre which I think may be due to sitting for so long, but I would suggest changing it.

 

Basically all you've done is half-heartedly remove parts from this thing over two years then chuck it on eBay right? Love the 'if you should want them' about the crucial parts you have absent-mindedly removed and no doubt lost half of.

 

 

I'm very sad to be selling the Tata as I feel it will be a lovely motor home for someone who has the time and capabilities to finish the project

 

You are a belming clownshoe, cheers

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Alexg

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Get a load of this hopeless chancer

 

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I've only driven down the track to my house and around my land a few times to try it, maybe a mile or so but all seems good, there was oil on the engine when I got it but seems clean now, probably oil spilled when previous owner topped up the oil,I believe the mileage is original an believe this car would go through an MOT ( ITV ) without any problems, no guarantees,

 

Item location:

Alicante, Spain

 

Classified Ad price:
£1,000.00

 

Good luck with that then. Want to push your luck any further?

 

I would be happy to take the car to a Spanish MOT station if the buyer insures the car

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Seat-Marbella-Fiat-Panda-in-Alicante-area-Spain-/252847293978

Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1977-WINNEBAGO-CHIEFTAIN-MOTORHOME-LHD/382034452729

 

I'm all for letting everyone live how they wanna live but if my neighbours forced me to look at this ugly bastard every time I came out of the front door I'd try to arrange a tomahawk missile through their skylight

 

Surely there won't be any neighbours - that's for parking in the woods as a meth lab, isn't it?

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vulgalour Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

vulgalour

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It's Steve!   It's NOT Steve!  One number different on the plate.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/262925671053

 

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Looks like he's had a new rear bumper, tailgate, parcel shelf, grille and steering wheel since I sold it and that grotty rear arch has had attention.

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