eBay tat volume 3.

[Cavcraft]

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Daihatsu-f50-4x4-fourtak-predecessor-hedge-find-/182433694891?hash=item2a79e544ab:g:Ai4AAOSw2xRYiMAX

 

 

£795!

[MarvinsMom]

Jesus, this dude's got some badass motors...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercury-Grand-Marquis-4-door-1976-400ci-V8-Auto-Just-arrived-from-Canada-/232217345522

thi is a proper Huggy Bear/70's gangster motor, i mean, just look at it.....

 

 

oh so very, very ugly, i just LOVE it!!

 

its just like it rolled off of the set of Fargo.

[Bianconeri]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-XJS-V12-Barn-Find-/162369900362

 

If it were legal to kill everyone who screws a stupid pot metal cat to the bonnet of these, the overpopulation problem would be solved.

I realise I know where this car lives. It's no more a barn find than I am a premier league footballer, just been parked up in a corner of a warehouse for a decade.

[Bianconeri]

thi is a proper Huggy Bear/70's gangster motor, i mean, just look at it.....

 

 

oh so very, very ugly, i just LOVE it!!

 

its just like it rolled off of the set of Fargo.

Ugly and magnificent.

[cort16]

I really like those Jags but I'd want to spend less than  2 grand on one.

Like this one who's drivers door doesn't open.

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/jaguar/2003-new-shape-jaguar-x350-xj6-facelift-sport/1212716803

[Alexg]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mini-roadster-/182432516892

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mini-roadster-/182432516892

[MarvinsMom]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Cadillac-Fleetwood-Brougham-Diesel-/262821375972?hash=item3d315fefe4:g:2OAAAOSwt5hYh4Cx

 

we might have had this already, if so, then apologies

 

but, a caddie diesel??

 

is that actually a REAL thing?

 

 

apparently so.......

 

.

[cort16]

dear god

 

https://www.facebook.com/groups/250646578391491/

[Cavcraft]

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-d-series-lorry-2-axle-/252740096149?hash=item3ad87bd095:g:JrYAAOSwopRYiMTb

[Cavcraft]

dear god

 

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https://www.facebook.com/groups/250646578391491/

 

Fucking LOLZ, what a find.  Mustaab, brilliant!

[Felly Magic]

Kill that Saab mongrel monstrosity with fire!

[Cavcraft]

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-TL-TURBO-7-5-ton-tipper-a-runner-15-years-ago-export-4-cyl-PAS-/182433688743?hash=item2a79e52ca7:g:eJ8AAOSwLEtYiL3O

 

 

Seller information:  tarka-2008

 

 

'Is it otterly fucked?'

[MarvinsMom]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Buick-Electra-Park-avenue-/192083963228?hash=item2cb918ad5c:g:2~oAAOSw241YgyRP

 

check this out, pretty horrid looking isn't it?

 

 

but wait until you see the interior....

 

 

now i'm feeling the love for this car!!

[Alexg]

Check out these cretins....

 

 

 

 

will require MOT

 

Car starts but does not drive.

 

Classified Ad price:

£475.00

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MG-ZR-1-4-105-3D-102-BHP-SPARES-REPAIRS-GOOD-CREDIT-BAD-CREDIT-FINANCE-/172487094666

[Cavcraft]

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Benz-220-w111-pillarless-coupe-1965-NOW-SOLD-AWAITING-COLLECTION-/181867145226?hash=item2a5820680a:g:khcAAOSwWnFV9B2S

 

 

'pillarless coupe'

 

 

It's also doorless, chassisless, wingless and fucking worthless.

[cort16]

I'd rather suppository wasabi than drive mustaabi

[MarvinsMom]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1972-Pontiac-Lemans-455-Big-Block-V8-Muscle-Car-Camaro-Mustang-GTO-Judge-/222383826600?hash=item33c71be6a8:g:UHIAAOSw2xRYgf01

 

and this is just gorgeous.i know GM had loads of different name plates on this body shell, but it is a very sensual, beautiful shape.

 

 

[wuvvum]

Late Series 2 Allegro - I'm guessing ex-giffer going on the badge bar, winged A on the bonnet, sheepskin seat covers and '80s Halfords pop-up sunroof.  Kudos to the seller for not mentioning the B word.

 

[RobT]

I've been missing having a big wafty barge since the Jag went...

Ahem. V6 bader for maximum waftiness.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-RENAULT-SAFRANE-RXE-2-5V-EXEC-AUTO-72K-EXCELLENT-CONDITION-/232217045857?hash=item361136eb61:g:0B4AAOSw9GhYiL1m

[wuvvum]

/\ That's an inline five that is.

[Junkman]

I've never seen one of those 323's on my life.

 

You did many times, but you've forgotten it two seconds later.

[bangernomics]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-Bx-1-9-Turbo-Diesel-L-K-BARGAIN-/252739729870

Watch list alert

[bangernomics]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-53-JAGUAR-XJ-3-0-V6-4DR-Automatic-/112234813510?hash=item1a21b75846:g:DlUAAOSwt5hYfWHH

 

there is always this one

 

as i say, i really need to get back into the poor house because of a big cat....

 

Not as ruinous as you would expect, 3.0 will return high 20's easily. Earth issues behind front lights cause most pain but once sorted they're lovely. £100 on a couple of lower arms and you can waft into the distance on a shoestring.

[RobT]

/\ That's an inline five that is.

Oh yes. Be good if I read the ad properly!

[DodgeRover]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/WOLSELEY-4-44-1953-ROLLING-RESTORATION-REG-KAW-290-/182433697648

 

In summary then?

 

Bugger me how much? Next stop the oval!

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RARE-VW-SCIROCCO-GTI-BARN-FIND-/332103818378

 

 

" BARN FIND "

 

 

having been sat on a drive in the middle of nowhere for 20+ years.

 

 

Towed it home, power washed it, and it's been in my barn under a dust sheet ever since!

 

Where you found it in the end?

 

Dolt!

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lincoln-Towncar-/122327204752

 

Junkwoman sez I'm not allowed to buy one of these for another 25 years unless I put on another 25 kg.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/historic-Classic-car-1964-Rover-95-4-door-saloon-for-restoration-/162372038221

 

 

Not left garage since last driven  2001.

 

Yeah, not even to take some proper pics.

 

Dimp!

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1984-Chevrolet-Celebrity-CL-2-8-V6-American-import-Read-listing-/192088064152

 

 

 

Selling without key

 

What's that in the ignition lock there?

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-w126-500-SEC-coupe-/122326183559

 

 

Low mileage (the milometre indicates 59 thousand but it's not working. It was garaged for five years before we got it and had come from Hong Kong after it was handed back to China so it could be genuine as there's nowhere to drive in Hong Kong.)