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Ross_K

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STUNO Rank: Renault 16

STUNO

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I now have this disturbing feeling that I can't decide whether I don't like it even more.

I mean, wouldn't be importing a P76 to Blighty nuclear shitism in itself?

If said P76 then were a pov spec in a green that makes split pea soup look appetising in comparison,

wouldn't that be the ultimate two finger salute to pretentiousness?

I would give my right ball to be able to discuss this with Nietzsche, but gut feeling wise, I think I'm right.

 

Edit: I want to meet the purchasing clerk who ordered a bunch of them. And take him to the pub.

 

Sadly I also don't think that any fleet manager ever ordered a fleet of them !. Shipping should not be over the top either.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Decent MOT......NOV 2017....Fucked head gasket though....£80..

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/2001-fiesta-courier-van-1.8td-long-mot-worthwhile-repair/1206492748

 

 

 

 

Had the thorough displeasure to have (very briefly) owned a couple of these in the past. Trust me a five mile journey is like a world trip inside a cement mixer. There is actually literally nothing at all to like about these things.  

0ldCh0d Rank: Citroen Ami

0ldCh0d

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Had the thorough displeasure to have (very briefly) owned a couple of these in the past. Trust me a five mile journey is like a world trip inside a cement mixer. There is actually literally nothing at all to like about these things.  

 

lol.......I had no idea these were as bad. I can imagine with the trusty, non-turbo 1.8 diesel lump, it will be slow as fuck aswell...

Bucketeer Rank: Renault 16

Bucketeer

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Just LOLZ....

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/renault/low-price-for-2004-clio-/1206737430

 

 

 

Perfect for new drivers

 

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I may be an utter simpleton but I don't understand why the 'LOLZ'. Why is it not 'perfect for new drivers'?

I would imagine a cheap, small engined Clio with big alloys and a takeaway menu on the door would have many young lads (and lasses) foaming at the sausage (and female sausage equivalent).

 

 

lol.......I smell shite....

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/vauxhall-astra-van-2.0dti/1206838974

 

 

 

It was running and in daily use

 

Road Tax Status Expired: 31 Aug 2016 MOT Status Expired: 22 Aug 2016

 

Hmmmm....Daily use eh?

 

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And why the suspicion with this? He says it was in daily use and the tax and MOT ran out in August so maybe, oh I don't know, he used it daily until they ran out.

 

 

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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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The threads meant to be light hearted not investigative journalism . Keep it up oldchod!

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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I quite like that beige Renault 5 but he lost me at 'rustic Gordini food delivery'.

 

You should seriously reduce your fleet by buying it.

doobietoo Rank: Renault 16

doobietoo

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I own 2 PT cruisers and an Allegro ... despite this even I can see this is a catastrophically wrong...on every level...
 

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Is 940 miles and roughly 24 hours travelling time too far?


 

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panhard65 Rank: Renault 16

panhard65

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I own 2 PT cruisers and an Allegro ... despite this even I can see this is a catastrophically wrong...on every level...

 

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Is 940 miles and roughly 24 hours travelling time too far?

 

Never too far for a 126 !!!! The front isn't too bad but he seems to of ran out of ideas with the rear end.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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And it's straight over to our 'good luck with that one' department in Bury

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-VAUXHALL-ASTRA-ESTATE1-6-8V-GENUINE-70000-MILES-/311767329584?hash=item4896c7eb30:g:ZRkAAOSwB09YOooL

 

 

£275/buy it now/make offer

 

 

If that was £200 less I'd be all over it, that's EXACTLY how I like cars when I'm buying them.

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