eBay tat volume 3.

[GrumpyCat]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Customised-Custom-Sport-Car-Mazda-323F-Looks-like-Celica-or-Skyliner-or-Coupe-/172428993096?hash=item282591a248:g:ra4AAOSwo4pYQDkd

 

 

 

Looks like Celica or Skyliner or Coupe

 

 

THIS IS THE "NEW CLASSIC" CAR

 

For sale is this VERY UNIQUE, stunning, beautiful, head-turning 1998 Mazda 323F GXi. which has an airbrushed "LIGHTENING"paint scheme - painted in Germany. Actually, I bought this car for my son, when he saw it at a side road, written FOR SALE, then he called the seller and called me, but, stayed with the seller where the car was (so that no body else buys it) until I came to him, hence, bought the car for him. In fact, my son had fun with this car; and good time. He was stopped on the road, many times by people for different reasons, some wanted to know what car it's, some wanted to take a photo with the car, some wanted just to take a photo of the car alone, others showed interest to buy it, if my son wants to sell it, and so on. Even one time, the Police stopped him, just they wanted to know what car it is.The car really drew even the interest of many children, as well as the adults. Sometimes, when I'm with my son in the car, I could even hear the children saying to their parents - "Wow !!! mummy (or daddy) look at this beautiful car (or even some of them say gorgeous car)".

 

Completely and utterly fucking deluded.

[GrumpyCat]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-FIESTA-Ideal-Christmas-Present-/322346277544?hash=item4b0d55daa8:g:dAAAAOSwnHZYQEQ8

[GrumpyCat]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1956-Chevrolet-Belair-Custom-Hotrod-/201734505895?hash=item2ef85045a7:g:gh4AAOSwOdpXzupl

 

£20k...

[GrumpyCat]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/New-Photos-Added-Austin-Maestro-Van-/112221224917?hash=item1a20e7ffd5:g:I3AAAOSw44BYPuHr

[Alexg]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-AUDI-A4-Frank-Biela-BTCC-Quattro-Touring-car-race-track-not-BMW-M3-/291954278441

[M'coli]

Pair of shonky 7s

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TRIUMPH-TR7s-x2-/262699103623?hash=item3d2a163587:g:OscAAOSwx2dYFy7A

 

Both look complete, not that rusty for nearly 40years old and both have webasto sunroofs, 

 

"to you my son? less than a bag"

 

Speke x 2!

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-AUDI-A4-Frank-Biela-BTCC-Quattro-Touring-car-race-track-not-BMW-M3-/291954278441

 

What a moron

 

 

 

This is a 1.8SE Audi A4 that I have owned since 2002. The original plan was to turn it into a fully fledged touring car replica and race it, but

 

".... After buying some big brightly coloured stickers and throwing the doortrims away I got distracted and gave up, as I have the attention span of a fortnight-old guinea pig and am an all-round cockmaster"

[Alexg]

'Media Smart'. The irony

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/rover-75-for-sale-/1202696939

good first car

 

On what basis?

[SiC]

 

Since I sold a mint stage 3 9-5 a few months ago I want another for winter.

 

Obvs not this crock.

 

 

 

Thats pretty exciting, an exhaust that makes your cleverererer.

 

 

 

Is that just a sticker mate?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Saab-9-5-2-3L-Aero-professionally-modified-by-Abbott-Racing-motorsport-/232157117265?hash=item360da47b51:g:dGMAAOSwa~BYOzNy

Want to buy mine? Cheap enough to dispose of or rip off the good parts after winter!

[Supernaut]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-AUDI-A4-Frank-Biela-BTCC-Quattro-Touring-car-race-track-not-BMW-M3-/291954278441

 

To be honest, I was expecting it to be the 90hp TDI, but a 1.8 N/A won't exactly be a track weapon either!

[cort16]

A Renault Medallion from Renaults failed attempt to concur America. 

 

 

http://tulsa.craigslist.org/pts/5864768200.html

[Junkman]

The interior is almost as filthy as the one in my 206.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

OOoofff that Renner is a good find

[Junkman]

Ideal for import, if that wouldn't add 1,500 postage plus duty plus an insane 20% VAT to the tally.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

This Maestro Van looks tidy, diesel too, perhaps a trifle salty at £950 with no test though?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Maestro-diesel-van/332048140836?_

[panhard65]

It looks like this guy has had a bit of a problem. I expect ebay will pull the ad pretty quick as he has even supplied a photo of the offending "conman"

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CLASSIC-CAR-CONMAN-ONLY-INTERESTED-IN-HONEST-WORKING-PEOPLE-TO-RIPOFF-/192042210293?hash=item2cb69b93f5:g:OZ4AAOSwiDFYQLMx

ITEM FOR SALE  IS FOR 1 USED ''CONMANS'' OLD SIGN 

BACK TO THE CLASSICS BLACKHILL CONSETT                SORRY SKIP NOT INCLUDED

  THIS COMPANY ONLY REQUIRES HARD WORKING   PEOPLE TO RIP OFF,,

  CASH UP FRONT WITH HUGE  LIES ONLY ,,

  LOOK AT ONE JOB I THINK ITS A MINI ,PHOTO'S    5,6,7

  PLEASE DON'T FALL FOR THIS PRICK AS I HAVE,    PLUS 9 OTHER HONEST CUSTOMERS  

  I CONTACTED THE POLICE AND THEY ARE NOT        INTERESTED,

 MONEY PAID TO DATE IS  Â£63,000 TO THIS PRICK

 AS YOU WOULD IMAGINE HE HAS LEFT THE  TOWN,,

 REMEMBER YOU ARE BIDDING ON A ''CONMANS'' 

 OLD SIGN SAYING 

 BACK TO THE CLASSICS BLACKHILL  CONSETT

ALL THIS FOR 99P 

GOOD LUCK DONT BE FOOLED 

 PLEASE FORWARD THIS ADVERT TO YOUR 

 FRIENDS AND HELP GENUINE CLASSIC CAR 

 FAN'S,

 WE MUST STOP THESE PEOPLE STEALING 

 THE POLICE WON'T,

  UPDATE'' THANKS TO ALL THE SUPPORT    AMAZING RESPONSE PLEASE KEEP UP 

 THANK YOU,

[nacho man]

Zim Zimmer for £1200

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-BMW-520I-AUTO-BEIGE-E28-/182373423135?hash=item2a764d981f:g:TA0AAOSwnHZYQFMZ

 

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1979-TALBOT-AVENGER-LS-BLUE-MOT-SEPTEMBER-2017-/232158175117

 

This is MOT'd till September next year!!!! You can tell at a glance that its more wob than metal, how can it possibly have a valid MOT? The headlamp reflectors are gubbed for a start, don't tell me they were fine 2 months ago!!! Awful.

[richardmorris]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1979-TALBOT-AVENGER-LS-BLUE-MOT-SEPTEMBER-2017-/232158175117

 

This is MOT'd till next year!!!! You can tell at a glance that its more wob than metal, how can it possibly have a valid MOT? The headlamp reflectors are gubbed for a start, don't tell me they were fine 2 months ago!!! Awful.

[dean36014]

That avenger was being hawked around the facebook car sales sites for £1500 recently. I would have thought £500 was more realistic.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

It might have a test but it looks borderline scrap to me.

[oldcars]

This looks a bargain, full clean mot yesterday. Was up a few weeks ago with no mot for £400, now £600 with mot.

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/reliant/reliant-rialto-/1202754889

[cort16]

This could be good.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-Ford-Sierra-2-0-Zetec-Conversion-/252663356454?hash=item3ad3e8dc26:g:xXkAAOSw4GVYQIbA

[cort16]

remember, when you're selling a rare and valuable car on ebay by all means show a close up of the radio but don't under any circumstances show any pictures of the car itself.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1960-Facel-Vega-HK-500-/232161285665?hash=item360de41621:g:EDoAAOSwA3dYQHTd

[cort16]

1200 quid Lincoln Incontenantal Limo

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/lincoln-limousine-/222332301532?hash=item33c409b0dc:g:WEgAAOSwa~BYQFHg

[Alexg]

The red piped interior on that Facel Vega is ghastly.

[pshome]

remember, when you're selling a rare and valuable car on ebay by all means show a close up of the radio but don't under any circumstances show any pictures of the car itself.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1960-Facel-Vega-HK-500-/232161285665?hash=item360de41621:g:EDoAAOSwA3dYQHTd

175000??? it's 15000 here: http://classiccars.brightwells.com/viewdetails.php?id=494

[castros_bro]

remember, when you're selling a rare and valuable car on ebay by all means show a close up of the radio GEAR SELECTOR FOR THE AUTOBOX but don't under any circumstances show any pictures of the car itself.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1960-Facel-Vega-HK-500-/232161285665?hash=item360de41621:g:EDoAAOSwA3dYQHTd

[spartacus]

Castro's bro beat me to it...

[cort16]

Some great pictures of some parts spread out on an old bed sheet though.