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I've had nothing but bad luck
Since the day I spunked on your door
So I came on your sweet face too
Answering your Metro's call

 

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Put my balls on the table
Showing spewed water, the past
Same cat with them evil eyes
And I knew it was a headgasket she'd cast

 

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She's just a rebadged Metro
With K-seal on her mind
Beware the rebadged Metro
She's gonna get you...
She's just a rebadged Metro

With K-seal on her mind
Beware the teenage Metro
If I shag her I'll do time

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Unique-Rover-100-Ascot-Green-only-24043-MILES-Signed-by-Cliff-Richard-/252650777218?hash=item3ad328ea82:g:JqsAAOSw5cNYNteb

 

 

'1 previous owner with full service history from new'

 

 

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(The photo with Cliff and that bird in the Rover is probably my all time favourite eBay picture now)

 

 

 

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Flippin hell, £900 for a ropey 16 year old ML with a dash lit up like a Christmas tree. You'd need your head examining

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MINGE PARTY

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TURBO

 

Trims require attention, however.

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The Facebook car for sale advert in 3 acts.

 

act1: Some thing weird in the advert pictures. 

 

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act2: False accusations of profiteering backed up by photographic evidence.

 

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act3: Illegible low ball offer.

 

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perfection

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The Facebook car for sale advert in 3 acts.

 

act1: Some thing weird in the advert pictures. 

 

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act2: False accusations of profiteering backed up by photographic evidence.

 

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act3: Illegible low ball offer.

 

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perfection

I fucking hate it when scottish people type with an accent.

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