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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Kudos for taking pictures that make this look like a pissed off lion that's been locked in a shed for 20 years and nobody wants to go near it

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-cavalier-classic-car-barn-find-/302116636323?hash=item46578e06a3:g:T7UAAOSwn7JYDda-

 

 

'The car looks to be in fairly good condition for age'

 

 

How he knows that from standing 17 miles away from it is anyone's guess.

Captain Furious Rank: Citroen Ami

Captain Furious

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The 2.5 turbo diesel granada engine was a good way to ruin a granada, never mind a jaaaaaag

 

Strongly laughing at the Crown Vic photo caption though (and wanting it)

JeeExEll Rank: Lancia Gamma

JeeExEll

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NOT SEMI-LEVITATING GRANDAD ROAD RANDOM CAPITAL LETTERS COUNCIL ESTATE LADDERS FISHPOND BOLLOCKS CHURCH ROOF CATAPULT RS MEXICO RECOVERY TRUCK CAT FLAP

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/HONDA-DEVILLE-TRIKE-A-ONE-OFF-NOT-ANOTHER-THE-SAME-/222291256836?hash=item33c1976604:g:a6MAAOSwLF1YA8ui

 

 

'I have realy pushed this trike on bends and corners'

 

 

I'd really push it off a cliff next time.

Quote, after the bit about bends and corners, "Its just about impossible to roll it over".

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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This looks like a right bargain (and quite snazzy, dare I say) but would you believe the seller?

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/fiat-bravo-sport-/232123944364?hash=item360baa4dac:g:ZVEAAOSwn7JYDmNm

 

 

'Car broke down and none runner, we did try to start but only made battery flat so we just bought new one'

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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That ZS is a right bargain. I reckon shelling out £600 on that and sticking it in a barn for 15 years a much better investment than any savings account.

New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

New POD

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1972 Range Rover

 

with pretty much everything from a 1990-1993 Range Rover

 

What is the chance that this get RUNG back to a 1990 Rangie and sold for a profit followed by the 1972 title being used for something slightly more dubious

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/262679037021?ssPageName=STRK:MESINDXX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1436.l2649

 

 

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I laughed :

 

 

Q:  Hi has it got 2 keys . Does it have central locking many thanks paul 24-Oct-16 A:  Hello Paul, yes it has central locking, it has one ignition and one door key, also one locking petrol cap key. It includes a complete steering wheel covering security lock that also has one key. More keys for locking glove boxes , aerials and stuff. They are old fashioned keys so should be relatively easy to get copied. Thank you for your interest, David Q:  Hello From the MOT history, appears it has ABS. Is this so? regards 21-Oct-16 A:  Yes, in its history log is a bill for servicing the ABS brakes, it also has new disks, pads, springs and shockers, thank you for your interest.
Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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Fucking hell, 7 owners though..... I'd be checking that mileage/history.

 

(ZS)

Six-cylinder Rank: Talbot Tagora

Six-cylinder

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Fucking hell, 7 owners though..... I'd be checking that mileage/history.

 

(ZS)

Does the mileage ring true, I am thinking about it?

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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Plucky little 850 - £4500 or best offer...

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Mini-850-Austin-MK3-Original-Green-/322299219149

 

Ace looking Clubman - £5250

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-Mini-Clubman-1275E-/222268716493

 

Utter fuckery £6999

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1979-Mini-City-Convertible-Classic-Refurbished-Lots-of-History-Lots-of-Fun-/272393777447

 

 

The mind boggles

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Meanwhile in the elite headquarters of a Bolton car dealership

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-KIA-RIO-LX-BLUE-/252598220389?hash=item3ad006f665:g:-6YAAOSwXeJYCrX-

 

 

'this is a car that was taken in in part ex by mistake'

 

​What were you expecting when they said Kia Rio, turned up in a Kia Rio and left you a Kia Rio?

 

 

'I am looking to regain some of the cost for the part-exchange but no where near the 3k that was lost'

 

:-D  :-D  :-D 

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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Does the mileage ring true, I am thinking about it?

 

It could be, but I'm not convinced enough to throw money at it. The MOT history shows consistently low mileage, but seems strange across 7 owners? Also one MOT shows no advisories on the tyres, but the next just 2300 miles later says it fails on cords showing. If it was 2-3 owners I'd probably have luzzed in an offer, but I'm a picky bastard.

For Fiats Sake Rank: Citroen Ami

For Fiats Sake

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Seller made the same mistake with a Polo as well, identical advert wording.

 

I wonder how many times he can lose 3k and stay in business?

 

Here is a Volkswagen Polo this is a car that was taken in in part ex by mistake without any mot it will make a good car once repaired the car is sold without mot and tax sold as seen 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/Volkswagen-/9873/i.html

New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

New POD

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£350 shite.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauxhall-omega-2-5td-range-rover-bmw-/112171640167

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Strictly speaking, it is beige.

 

Then, there is this:

 

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Then, there is this:

 

 

Then, there is this:

 

 

Can any of you miserable lot tell me one real reason why you don't hit the BIN button within the next five seconds?

 

I expect a pez dizzler station shot WFD.

 

Do not disappoint me.

 

It's an Estate and NOT an Automatic and has not cruise control.

TripleRich Rank: Austin Maxi

TripleRich

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I've driven one of these briefly and the word vague doesn't even begin to describe the steering.  Fantastic car.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-ford-Zodiac-Farnham-Abbot-Estate/162250103320?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D38661%26meid%3D0d1bfa8e9b334799914580d50df849b0%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D262663164436

pompei Rank: Renault 16

pompei

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I used to think Zodiacs were as big as battleships. They're probably smaller than a Mazda 6.

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