eBay tat volume 3.

[0ldCh0d]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PEUGEOT-304-4-DOOR-SALOON-CLASSIC-CAR-RETRO-BARN-FIND-/152280282780?hash=item23749cb69c:g:0roAAOSwNRdX7BDE

 

[Alexg]

 

Ford Escort Hatchback 1.8 TD Serenade

 

This car is a must for ford classic car enthusiasts!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Ford-Escort-Hatchback-1-8-TD-Serenade-5d-Racing-Green-Low-Mileage-/272415989976

 

Start Price: £2,000.00

 

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1969-Ford-Econoline-van-great-camper-conversion-Relisted-as-eBay-ended-auction-/182316439902

 

 

*Relisted as eBay ended auction*

 

He then meticulously provides evidence that he breached eBay rules.

Anyway, I reported it again, because the title is misleading.

 

It's not a

 

 

great camper conversion

 

In fact, it hasn't been converted at all.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-MERCEDES-280-SE-BLUE-/131972182364

 

 

It has an unusually low specification, with none of the electrical niceties the S-Class is associated with. So in summary it has:

• 4 manual windows
• 14" steel wheels
• The emptiest MB build sheet known to man

 

Pov spec FTW!

[cort16]

That Merc is lovely

[Alexg]

I think these Astra Coupes are still a looker, and well worth hunting for a good one. This 1.8 has leather and heated seats plus the bigger wheels. Only 70k miles, £1350

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-Vauxhall-Opel-Astra-1-8i-PETROL-16v-BERTONE-Coupe-Edition-/152281194770

[Junkman]

Posh spec, not pov spec:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rolls-Royce-Silver-Shadow-1-/332004137883

 

Plah:

 

 

It's utterly fucked, mind.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/triumph-spitfire-/222283861214

[0ldCh0d]

Unfinished Project...3.0 MK1 Granada....Nice.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1975-FORD-GRANADA-3-0-LITRE-GHIA-AUTO-BLUE-UNFINISHED-PROJECT-THOUSANDS-SPENT-/162238208444?hash=item25c62699bc:g:GasAAOSwmLlX~9HP

 

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jensen-Healey-for-restoration-/191998058078

 

 

Age forces sale.

[0ldCh0d]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/triumph-spitfire-/222283861214

 

Lol....I raise you Junkman...with this....

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-110-unfinished-project-/262629675594?hash=item3d25f2d24a:g:O1wAAOSwFe5X1u6j

 

[Junkman]

Ooooh...WBoD!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1950-Singer-Roadster-/282222551591

 

 

for full restoration.

 

Nonsense.

[0ldCh0d]

I nearly choked on my cup of tea......HOW MUCH?????       

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MG-Metro-6R4-DAM4100-1-of-3-Long-Wheelbase-Lightweight-Cars-/282219051487?hash=item41b590f9df:g:dFYAAOSwdzVXoa~k

 

[0ldCh0d]

For £500.......

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-G-AUSTIN-MONTEGO-1-6-RED-RESTORATION-PROJECT-FUTURE-CLASSIC-ORIGINAL-/291907760917?hash=item43f70ef315:g:RVIAAOSwh2xX~XGZ

 

[0ldCh0d]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mk2-ford-transit-van-80-s-custom-van-left-hand-drive-import-restoration-project-/152252451513?hash=item2372f40ab9:g:C5EAAOSwLnBX5U6a

 

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CITROEN-CX-ATHENA-/222283809911

 

 

It has never been welded and will never need welding if it is looked after correctly

[For Fiats Sake]

I've reported the renault 19, saying it's new when it's over 20 years old, wankers.

[0ldCh0d]

lol.......

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-POLO-mk3-Trailer-project-/272415926339?hash=item3f6d412843:g:Hx8AAOSwzaJX-SQp

 

[0ldCh0d]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauxhall-royal-opel-monza-rwd-project-/142150868577?hash=item2118da1e61:g:JqMAAOSwpLNYA7TU

 

[0ldCh0d]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MGB-GT-Spares-Repairs-Project-/272416128157?hash=item3f6d443c9d:g:EjQAAOSwh2xYA942

 

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

 

 

 

Possible Ice Cream Van

 

Check your Observer Book of Cars. This sort of vehicle is called an "Estate Car". 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Anglia-Estate-1964-997CC-Historic-Vehicle-Barn-Find-Possible-Ice-Cream-Van-/282222698731

[Junkman]

It's red, manual, diesel and has a leather interior.

So you don't have to push me out of the way to get to it.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-CITROEN-XM-EXCLUSIVE-TD-AUTO-RED-LEATHER-INTERIOR-SPARES-REPAIR-CLASSIC-/191998041445

 

 

BEAUTIFUL CAR

 

 

PAINT FADE AND LAQUER PEEL

 

So it's not a beautiful car.

 

 

I LOVE DRIVING THIS CAR

 

 

STOP LIGHT CAME ON AND A FEW MILES FURTHER IT STOPPED

RECOVERED BY THE AA WHO SUGGESTED THAT OIL PRESSURE PUMP WAS THE PROBLEM

MY MECHANIC THINKS A SECOND USED ENGINE REPLACEMENT BEST IDEA

 

So you don't love driving this car. Because you can't drive this car. Because it's fucked.

 

If some people could just stop bullshitting around!

[Junkman]

I've reported the renault 19, saying it's new when it's over 20 years old, wankers.

 

I say, if one would report every ad in which people evidently make false claims, or manipulate search results, it'd be a full time job and eBay would end up having very few active listings.

[Junkman]

BOAH AY!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1950-Alfa-Romeo-6C2500S-Pininfarina-Berlina-/282222507722

 

 

The sale does not include any mechanical parts: no chassis frame, engine, gearbox or axles, nor does it include the headlamps and centre grill.

 

GR1,937,423.67 4 OVAL!

[Junkman]

OMG OMG OMFG!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/austin-mini-/322296110036

 

Not monged!

 

Well, almost not:

 

[Junkman]

The moment I thought I've seen it all:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Pembleton-style-based-on-a-2CV-Kit-car-May-consider-part-exchange-/142150896166

 

 

The lovely shape and wonderful underpinnings will give somebody a lovely looking Brooklands look alike

 

OMGEPIK!

[dome]

Shameless self promotion MKII:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/-/302109219158

Sunday night+Dome in the pub+broken haunted P6 on ebay+just sold Jag=trouble

[UltraWomble]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1999-S-Plate-Vauxhall-Corsa-B-Breeze-1-2i-16v-Petrol-5-Door-Hatchback-Automatic-/112166440219?hash=item1a1da40d1b:g:VIkAAOSwzaJYACC7

 

Semi slushmatic 

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauxhall-cavalier-rep-mobile-classic-/332003864384

 

Did you drive one in the nineties, pounding up and down the Motorways peddling your wares?
You can now relive those days!

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-P6-3500-/162241651972

 
It's fucked:
 

 

And as if that wasn't enough:

 

 

the brakes are sticking on.

 

You couldn't pay me enough to take it on.