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Bird leather = feather obv!

 

No pic of girl or cat!!!! :(

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This is somewhere called 'Clynderwen' which sounds like a Welsh fanny cleaning cream if you ask me.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-E200-M-Reg-Estate-7-seater-MOT-Petrol-Automatic-/272337053326?hash=item3f688da68e:g:cHEAAOSw-itXq0~5

 

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUTOSLEEPER-pop-up-roof-4berth-/272337049128?hash=item3f688d9628:g:BIAAAOSwU-pXq2rg

 

'Bought my missus a puppy the other day. Small, hairy, noisy and pisses in the kitchen. Still, at least the spaniel is well behaved'

 

 

 

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CLASSIC-CAR-ROVER-414SLi-LOWERED-UNUSUAL-RARE-DRIVES-100-59K-GENUINE-MILES-/112089540226?hash=item1a190ea682:g:lqgAAOSwP~tW6aj~

 

 

'MONEY IVE SPENT ON HER INCLUDING THE CAR WELDING PADS TYRES A NEW COMPLETE ELECTRIC WING MIRROR MOT AND WORK COMES TO WELL OVER A GRAND'

 

​.Test date 9 February 2016

  • Test Result Fail
  • Odometer reading 58,590 miles
  • MOT test number 2791 5341 3816
  • Reason(s) for failure
    nearside outer Seat belt anchorage prescribed area is excessively corroded sill (5.2.6)
    offside outer Seat belt anchorage prescribed area is excessively corroded sill (5.2.6)

So, how are Kwik-Fit these days?

 

 

 

 

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'Who's lost a pineapple and a kid shopping trolley?

ShitDub Rustpants

Rusty patina it's bollocks, you see

Shitdub Rustpants

It's been dropped on the deck and probably drives like a fish

Shitdub Rustpants

Shitdub Rustpants

SHIT~DUB~RUST~PANTS'

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vw-transporter-t4-van-/252494287501?hash=item3ac9d5128d:g:gGgAAOSw0UdXqhbN

 

 

 

 

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v12

 

 

I am sure it will be a piece of cake.

 

 

Suspension pipes are just plastic air tubes. If the motor hasn't been burned out by someone constantly trying the car instead of fixing it right away, then yes, it's a time-consuming, fiddly, but relatively straightforward piece of cake :D

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LOL

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-Civic-Coupe/142079234576?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D37474%26meid%3Dbf1a2c47cada48caa0f193390e91bac5%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D142079841961

 

 

 

As you can see by the photograph's it is not standard

 

 

 

Some interior items need to be re-fitted.

 

Yeah, original ones.

 

 

 

this car is to good I feel to break but needs finishing off by some one who has the time to do it

 

Someone, please finish it off. Put it out of its misery!

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An under rated, practical classic. Easy to drive, good on fuel, spacious. Can comfortably fit a body in the boot (ask my ex!). Has a boot release catch in the drivers area too, to embarrass her at the road junctions and traffic lights.
 
I recently pulled up alongside a BMW where the driver and his misses stepped out, she had fancy nails and hair extensions and he had that tired look of a man trying to stoke a damp fire. I smiled at her and she smiled back which says a lot about the little Rover as I had the remains of an Aldi black pudding in my teeth and what I believe to be toothpaste on my chin. Rover for the win.
 
Comes with a special badge for National Forestry Woodland Nature Commission Lovers or something; so great for those moments when you need to inconspicuously park in a woodland

 

 
 
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