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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Surely even the most desperate hen party EVER wouldn't even want to be seen in this? 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/party-limo-custom-8-seater-limousine-stretch-omega-vauxhall-/111910043597?hash=item1a0e5bbfcd:g:auwAAOSwQYZWxyKk

 

 

I don't think I'm going to LOL more at an ebay picture than this one today

 

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'this has been my first limo conversion'

 

I'm not saying you don't have a future in 'limo conversions' but I am saying there's more fucking chance of Pingu accurately repainting the interior roof and walls of the Sistine Chapel with a paint brush rammed up his Jap's eye. 

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I saw this and thought of y'all...

 

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Cavcraft on that limo piece of shit... I couldn't stop laughing!

I don't get it, do the fat, giggling, spray tanned birds in the centre row of seats have to rub shoulders with the badly fitted TV?

Why has it got those crazy looking fog lights on the front and what the fuck did he advertise it without putting wheel trims on it, he's even left the towbar on! Like you might want to put the older, fatter, less desirable slags in a trailer!

And why is there an assumption that it's not possible to take a ride in a limo without a TV? That Lincoln/stagecoach abortion had one too, fucking madness.

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Negative Creep

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Yes, but it's nice enough to post twice

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eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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No.

The offset will be all wrong.  Way way back in the mists of time (about 1978) I had a set of Chevy caps looking extremely similar - and boxed! - which I bought to put on my PA Velox.  Even those were too deep-dished, because the Vauxhall wheels weren't dished enough.  US wheels tend to be much deeper-dished than Yurrupian ones, and modern cars (post about 1980 in this case) tend to be what's called "negative-offset" which is supposedly for safety.  All it means to me is that the hub line meets or protrudes past the rim line, were you to look at the wheel edge-on.  So you can't have hubcaps with any dishing at all.

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Progress, huh?

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