eBay tat volume 3.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-BMW-E34-525TDS-TOURING-/272132150570

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/daimler-v8-250-classic-car-1968-for-renovation-/151981813242

[Cavcraft]

 

Microcamper.

 

 

It's just brilliant. You could wake up pissed in the morning and burn your face on the gas ring you left on last night, then instantly put it out with the unique COOKERSINKOMATIC device. Also, all that tin foil and a gas burner are ideal for heroin parties out in the woods. 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Micro-Camper-/272132329649?hash=item3f5c59d0b1:g:NlgAAOSwB4NWvkk6

 

 

'The motorway is where this little van spent its working life delivering small parts for its last owner from new 160,000 genuine motorway miles'

 

Yeah, because there's lot of motor factors on the hard shoulder of the piss arsing M6, I must say.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-SKODA-130-GL-/272132162092

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-CF-280-Ambulance-2-3-Petrol-Automatic-1978-/201522459162

[spike60]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/motorhome-spares-or-repairs-/151976620211?hash=item23628330b3:g:UcMAAOSwzgRWt4Wq

 

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BEDFORD-GREEN-WHITE/191799349806

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TOYOTA-CROWN-COUPE-MS75-HARDTOP-1972-on-road-with-MOT-AUGUST-spares-not-Datsun-/262287877389

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Cresta-1964-1-owner-from-new-Selling-as-a-Project-Car-Runs-drives-/311546580151

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VANDEN-PLAS-PRINCESS-LIMOUSINE-1961-/222022490358

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/OPEL-MANTA-GTE-HATCHBACK-/172094629907

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-somerset-/371553062334

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Type-3-Fastback-1968-1600-TL-early-shape-Barn-Find-Patina-ratty-/131726503493

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1979-ROVER-3500-SD1-AUTO-BLUE-Engine-Run-and-Drive-Restoration-Project-/262255293953

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-80-1961-/201521991404

 

 

 

[eddyramrod]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Mercury-Sable-LS-3-8lt-V6-Auto-55-000-Miles-1994-one-owner-No-Reserve-/301871340477

Calling Bobthebeard....

 

I've put this on my watch list too, I know who and where the seller is.  And at least now I do know about these cars!

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rolls-Royce-Silver-Shadow-1968-9-Chippendale-dash-for-restoration-or-spares-/252284200818

 

 

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/audi-80-gl-/371552571525

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Thunderbird-390-1965-/172098420253

[FakeConcern]

1600 quid Cooper-S

https://www.gumtree.com/p/mini/mini-cooper-s/1154786562

I could live with that (see other thread) http://autoshite.com/topic/22252-the-grumpy-old-manpedant-post-feel-free-to-add/page-1670

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RANGE-ROVER-CLASSIC-3-5-off-road-auto-lpg/111899662012

 

[Cavcraft]

My my
At Dawlish, Citroen did surrender
OH YEAH!
And I have met my destiny in quite a similar way
The Campinggaz box on the shelf

is dangerous for your health

 

 

Portarloo I was defeated, you won the war
Portaloo promise to love you for ever more

 

Portaloo couldn't escape if I wanted to

 

Portaloo knowing I can't defecate in you
Portaloo please let me out to have a pooh

 

 

 

My my, I tried to hold my Richard in for a bit longer

 

 

OH YEAH!

and now it seems my only chance of a shite

Is to offload this refuse tonight

And a get me a change of me trews

 

Porta porta porta portaloo, finally flogging my Portaloo

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CITROEN-C15D-CAMPING-CAR-/291683543745?hash=item43e9b1aac1:g:ImsAAOSwzgRWvi0V

[Spottedlaurel]

Fester Motor Sales offers:

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-P-reg-TOYOTA-CAMRY-GX-3-0-V6-AUTO-SPARKLE-RED-18-LEXUS-Alloys-52-000-miles-/281920303473

 

“Eye Catcherâ€

 

Hadn't ever considered the use of SC430 alloys on one of these (or any other big Toyota/Lexus for that matter). I don't think I will again.....

 

[mercrocker]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BEDFORD-GREEN-WHITE/191799349806

was running prior to fire damage

 

 

Not quickly enough, obviously....

[Alexg]

FFS, can you just imagine the kind of Twat that drives about in this?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bmw-X5-Red-And-White-/161971131876

[Alexg]

Cor, lovely! Parts section Celica

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-cars-Toyota-celica-1600-ST-/172095513660

[Cavcraft]

F*ck me, vicar, that X5 looks like a budget brand 1980's school trainer.

[Alexg]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Cardinal-Hearse-/322004342326

This would make an ideal second hearse for someone that requires a spare hearse

 

[Urko]

Slight fag burn on one of the seats hence price

[Urko]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-Bambi-Motor-Home/191801523969?_trksid=p2047675.c100010.m2109&_trkparms=aid%3D555012%26algo%3DPW.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D35310%26meid%3D59bc01b3a0c145c5b896ba58119066b5%26pid%3D100010%26rk%3D6%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D141899588422

 

I bet it's great in high winds.