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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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That red Mini is just mind-boggling, what a terrible eyesore. Its built on a Golf VR6 platform 'for track days and autotests'. That seems to be a catch-all category for all kinds of pointless shit that folk build then realise that no-one is ever going to want to actually drive to work or carry their friends in EVER.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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This has a wiper motor for each wiper. They appear to work independently. 

 

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That handbrake looks well thought out too. 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rakish-1930s-Burlington-Bodied-1968-Triumph-Sports-Special-Great-period-looker-/161975664070?hash=item25b6807dc6:g:uDQAAOSwG-1WvR0Y

 

This is flippin great.

 

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"great period looker"

 

 

"Rakish"

 

 

"Wank"

 

OK I made that last one up to be fair.

Asimo Rank: Isuzu Florian

Asimo

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Because URKO and despite Lukas: S80 2.9. Looks well tidy to me for £1150.

 

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Low miles; less than a thousand miles between Feb. '11 and June '15 (Thank you MOT government!)

And it has an Hbol in the door pocket.

Should that ring alarm bells or indicate an intelligent move into straight six land? Does look like a nice place to sit for a modern.

Wonder if they would take a battered Subaru in p. ex?

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201602050752018

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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This pretty much sums up 99% of Scenics. Dirty, battered about, Cat C, wheel trim missing with minging interior. Minus points for lack of (visible) crayons, 2p pieces, random items of cutlery and McDonald's toys 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-R-RENAULT-MEGANE-SCENIC-2-0-RXE-MPV-ESTATE-CAT-C-MOT-APRIL-3rd-/121892681696?hash=item1c615eb7e0:g:i4oAAOSwezVWvdQj

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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The famous Iveco Seddon went to Stoke to meet the pope

The famous Iveco Seddon went to Stoke to meet the pope

The famous Iveco Seddon went to Stoke to meet the pope

and this is what he said. F*CK OFF

Who the f*ck are Iveco Seddon, who the f*ck are Iveco Seddon...?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Iveco-Seddon-40e13MW-4x4-226000kms-left-hand-drive-/322006585998?hash=item4af916928e:g:2ywAAOSwG-1WvfGw

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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This is flippin great.

 

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OK I made that last one up to be fair.

 

Oddly I quite like it.

I think it has great* potential*.

Asimo Rank: Isuzu Florian

Asimo

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^^What a great camper that Iveco thing would make^^ I wish every vehicle had a huge clamshell bonnet to give engine access like this. post-17481-0-92686700-1455292111_thumb.png

 

Meanwhile back in aspirational six-cylinder land, "the thinking man's Freelander"

 

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Unusual with cloth and manual and not obviously bashed and doggied.

 

Note:-     DUAL MASS FLY WHEEL AND CLUTCH ARE NOT COVERED UNDER THE TERMS OF OUR WARRANTY 

              TIMING BELTS AND TIMING CHAINS WILL BE THE NEW OWNERS RESPONSIBILITY

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201510298252671

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Raindrops on paintwork and nuns killing kittens

Scrapes down the back wing won't wipe off with mittens

Club foot midgets with broken wings

These are a few of my favourite things

 

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Crap on the roof rack and rusty kids toys
Pineapples and sledges and other 'joys'
Rust on the door bottoms and probably the wings 
These are a few of my most hated things.
 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/B4-1997-VOLKSWAGEN-PASSAT-CL-BLUE-SLAMMED-WAGON-RETRO-OLD-SCKOOL-KUSTOM-/272132052814?hash=item3f5c55974e:g:XyQAAOSwx-9WvfFA

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