eBay tat volume 3.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-4GTL- ... 20cc76b0db

 

Cult shite.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-Visa- ... 3a7ad57170

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-CITROEN- ... 3f1dbaf120

 

Double shite.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-NISSAN-3 ... 20cc5cbbcc

 

Fast shite.

[michael1703]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Sherpa-Austin ... 35c0be0901

 

The reg plate has been valued at £379

 

hmmm

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-MERCEDES ... 20cc6e224c

 

Posh shite.

[Cavcraft]

Excrement the sleeping utensil, I'm current high bidder on the Warty! Bet that doesn't last long-being high bidder I mean.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-JAGUAR-S ... 19d6066e09

 

Still posher shite.

[Junkman]

The reg plate has been valued at £379

 

hmmm

 

Not 378? Or 380?

[philibusmo]

Oops, I appear to have just bought a car which has previously showcased in this thread, because that went so well* last time...

 

Here's something kind of similar which I haven't bought:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/121000225985? ... 1423.l2649

[KruJoe]

I'm current high bidder on the Warty!

All the best shite is £102, anyone else noticed that?

[michael1703]

Oops, I appear to have just bought a car which has previously showcased in this thread, because that went so well* last time...

 

Here's something kind of similar which I haven't bought:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/121000225985? ... 1423.l2649

 

A straight 6 3 litre without quarterlights?

[Morgan84]

Lovely W124 CE;could happily give that space !

[RedSparrow]

Excrement the sleeping utensil, I'm current high bidder on the Warty! Bet that doesn't last long-being high bidder I mean.

 

You MUST win this.

[KruJoe]

Any Cheshire-based shiters need some cheap crap to fill up their shed?

 

Tenner, no bids.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/5-x-Car-tyres ... 0811577411

GR8 for Vauxhall-loving tat peddlers.

 

99p, no bids.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/car-wheel-xr3i-/120998081496

 

Same seller has these:

 

Fiver, no bids.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/s-s-wheel-trims-/120998081562

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/lincoln-conti ... 25768552af

 

Me wants shite.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1977-CHEVROLE ... 27cbedb352

 

Brilliant shite.

[wuvvum]

Diesel Vanguard

 

 

become more attractive to the opposite sex and revitalise your man/womanhood

Rang up about this this evening - sounds quite promising, the seller seems pleasant and isn't in a desperate hurry for space so hoping to be able to sort something out - my neighbour had a diesel Ferguson tractor until recently so should be able to give me some pointers to get the old girl fired up. Keeping my fingers crossed that nobody gets in there first - seller reckoned he'd had quite a bit of interest.

[Cavcraft]

Bloody hell, Joe, nice find. We need a set of those wheels so I can 'un-chav the Cav' and reboot the Corsa to factory settings. Ta muchly, bid duly thrown at them.

Meanwhile my brilliant* £100 bid on the Wartburg has been usurped by some unscrupulous, unctuous ugly minge or other

[CreepingJesus]

Awful pics, but a Volvo 940 Auto, with T+T for £450 should float somebody's boat.

 

This Saffy Ghia 4x4, was on a couple of months ago: relisted at £900, but still with T+T.

 

Not shitey, and sitting at £820 RNM unlikely to be cheap cheap, but this 190E Cossie looks damn nice.

[Junkman]

Meanwhile my brilliant* £100 bid on the Wartburg has been usurped by some unscrupulous, unctuous ugly minge or other

 

The trouble with Ebay is that other people have the audacity to bid on things one wants.

[CreepingJesus]

Have we had this misery guts yet?

 

C'mon....1.3 Base 'Tina! What's not to like? It's even got seats with no headrests. And no rubbing strips. Phwoarrrrr...off for a cold shower peeps, back in a mo.

 

Sorry, no. This did it for me...

 

So you want a Capri convertible, right? But it has to be a T-top, and have the fastback taken away too? You need a JBA Javelin. Uurgh, and not a good uurgh at that. Next will be one of those GRP conversion kits that made your Capper look a bit like an Aston Martin...

[Morgan84]

Appart from a faded rear lamp cluster;it looks quite a tidy Cortina

[Junkman]

Have we had this misery guts yet?

 

C'mon....1.3 Base 'Tina! What's not to like? It's even got seats with no headrests. And no rubbing strips. Phwoarrrrr...off for a cold shower peeps, back in a mo.

 

Absolutely prime shite. But how do I have to understand this sentence:

 

IT HAS HAD A 1.6 OVERHEAD CAM ENGINE THAT IS VERY GOOD NO RATTLES

 

??

 

Does he mean, the engine is late? No longer with us? Ceased to be?

Also, take a close look at the item location.

[wackywacerwill]

Either it now has a tranny di lump or that front end has been lowered a tad. These sit sky high in standard trim.

[KruJoe]

Probably missed out the word "FITTED". It's now a 1.6. "Still 1.3 on logbook" etc...

[TagoraSX]

Jesus wept, try reading the description.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/garys-t25-tru ... 2323f718ec

 

 

Ebay cretin said

hello i,m going to translete for my freind gary he has this lovly doka for sale and he ask me for help so i,ve agreed

 

Throw it over the bridge, preferably with you and Gary still in it.

[wuvvum]

/\ That cannot possibly be a serious listing.

[Spiny Norman]

i lub t25s, i,s alls nigt puts to maks truck, i havs frends yard help longs tim

 

I lubs you long time ten dollas...

[Junkman]

They have a C15 with a healthy bonnet in the yard though.

[Cavcraft]

Apparantly his mate 'smokes Sambas'. I can only think Samba is Ukranian for either 'heavy drugs' or 'spiders cocks'.

 

Have a rot free 'rally replica'

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1979-Chrysler ... 4608f4c60d

 

'now I have made something I don't think I actually want'

 

Perhaps he's offloading it to throw money at the Audi in the background, which looks suspiciously like my old one? Except it won't be unless he towed the fucker to Scotland.