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I used to be taken to junior school in an A40 like that.  Well, not exactly like that.  It had the indicator switch in the middle of the dashboard.

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Want to look like a ladies front bottom? Step this way sir.

 

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May part exchange but no rubbish

 

You started it mate.

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Seriously, this is probably the best picture of the few he's bothered with...

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-VAUXHALL-ASTRA-LS-I-RED-/171987193809?hash=item280b3c4fd1:g:IWcAAOSwT5tWN9iE

 

I absolutely HEART that interior, they are dead comfortable and (in a sad, probably exclusive to me kind of way) really nice. It's the LS too, so just about perfect.

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Dogs dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner diiner dinner TWATMAN

 

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SHAT SCAN

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SCAT, MAN

 

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SCRAP IT, MAN

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2006-VAUXHALL-ASTRA-SXI-BLACK-BATMOBILE-/361421739920?hash=item54266a1790:g:o0kAAOSw5VFWN8d3

 

'I am open to sensible offers'

 

Please blind yourself immediately.

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Cavcraft

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I have no idea what this tit has been smoking, but as he owns a horrible car with ridiculous lights, it's fair to say it must be some sort of Class A substance

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Polo-alias-Kreacher-/262124820644?hash=item3d07db58a4:g:EngAAOSwlaxWN8iR

 

'And his name was Kreacher…no not creature, KREACHER. Not an animal, as distinct from a human being, but Kreacher, he who has perhaps been created by wizards. His existence had been as miserable as his friends Dobby.' 

 

Verdict: absolutely fucking hopeless.

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I have no idea what this tit has been smoking, but as he owns a horrible car with ridiculous lights, it's fair to say it must be some sort of Class A substance

 

$_84.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Polo-alias-Kreacher-/262124820644?hash=item3d07db58a4:g:EngAAOSwlaxWN8iR

 

'And his name was Kreacher…no not creature, KREACHER. Not an animal, as distinct from a human being, but Kreacher, he who has perhaps been created by wizards. His existence had been as miserable as his friends Dobby.' 

 

Verdict: absolutely fucking hopeless.

WTF????

 

bell end!

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PWHOARR! Early Transit Mk3 porn with bonus HOT YOUNG SISTER-IN-LAW Arden blue Corsa in background

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-transit-1990-spares-or-repair-/221930031367?hash=item33ac0f8907:g:y2AAAOSw5VFWN3fl

 

 

It's got about 3 minutes MOT left and (sadly) it'll probably be export-bummed for it's mechanics. These are ace old crates, I must have honestly done well into 6 figures (mileage) driving these things over the years.

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i don't remember the last time i saw one of those mark 3 new generation tranny vans.

 

they were an ace vehicle.

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Cavcraft

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Wasn't the 'new gen' the 'J' reg onwards one with the slightly later (again) grille?

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dunno, though in the advert wasn't it that shape van which drove into the fog and changed from a mark2 to the then brand new mark 3?

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