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rovamota Rank: Austin Maxi

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It's back again, but now the doctor has wiped out the shelf in Halfords of Black in a Flash, sprayed it all on anything rubber and vinyl and upped the price by several wedge-shaped pounds.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BREATHTAKING-AUSTIN-PRINCESS-2-2200-HLS-AUTO-TOTALLY-ORIGINAL-JUST-29-000-MILES-/201433038686?hash=item2ee6583f5e

Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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But isn't "Sportronic" Italian for "will implode in front of the nearest Pizzeria"?

Translates as "sporadic" which sums up an Alfa perfectly.

Still would, over and over again.

NorfolkNWeigh Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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I know it's all schmaltzy bullshit, but if I had any money I'd be desperate to throw it at The Doctor for this . But I'm an old softy easily manipulated by skilful media- hell, I cry at the Archers at least twice a week.

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Since everyone loves expensive replicas of cheap cars, how about a cheap* replica of an expensive car?
 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MORGAN-REPLICA-AS-CLOSE-AS-YOU-WILL-EVER-GET-TO-THE-REAL-THING-ON-A-BUDGET-/161813715369
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RARE CHANCE VERY FEW WERE EVER MADE DUE TO COPY RIGHT INFRINGEMENTS

 

Had they made them in China, they would have become a rousing success. Honestly.

 

  • mouseflakes, laser wheels and Conrad D. Conelrad
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spike60 Rank: Renault 16

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ROVER 216 CONVERTIBLE   This has 33,000 miles and a cover that goes over the roof when it's up. Not seen one of them before.

 

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outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

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That wee red van is ACEFACE....

 

The Mitsuoka thing though, is just horrible....in fact, in the top ten most horrible cars of EVAR.

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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The Mitsuoka thing though, is just horrible....in fact, in the top ten most horrible cars of EVAR.

 

Yeah, I really, really want one.

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Hmmm, this looks like a proper money-pit....being imported from Japan, so it's probably never been out of 2nd gear, it's nigh on 12 large, which isn't that cheap. Still would though (if I had moar money than sense. And i'm nigh on bankrupt.) http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RARE-CLASSIC-MASERATI-QUATTROPORTE-2-8-V6-LEFT-HAND-DRIVE-AUTOMATIC-/351518681637?hash=item51d8256a2

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  • Banger Kenny, Disco Fever and Aston Martin
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spike60 Rank: Renault 16

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Morris Marina 1.8 SDL auto. I kinda hoped it might be be diesel for added misery but sadly not.

 

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spike60 Rank: Renault 16

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2002 RENAULT VEL SATIS PRIVILEGE V6 DCi CAR. This must be the one that still works!

 

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spike60 Rank: Renault 16

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1977 MK1 FORD TRANSIT MOTORHOME CAMPER.

Sweep the other 1/2 off their feet with a romantic weekend away in this luxury motorhome.

 

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spike60 Rank: Renault 16

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1979 MERCEDES G-WAGON 240GD

Old 5 pot workhorse, these fetch strong money though. In UK.

 

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Crusty Sills Rank: Citroen Ami

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1989 FORD FIESTA XR2 GREY

 

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My mate had a Mercury grey XR2 and I had a silver Nova SR always loved the sound they made.

This looks as rusty as a sailors piss bucket though.

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