eBay tat volume 3.

22,175 · July 9, 2015

Flower bed find.

10,796 · July 9, 2015

Are these as big as they look?

Yes - and that one will be thirsty, with the 2.4 petrol engine...

27,997 · July 9, 2015

What's the wheels on the Scimitar?

They look remarkably like Mag Industries which Kinky Mick is flogging for Ã‚Â£600 a set in poor condition.

http://www.kinkymicks.com/collections/wheels

I know this, because I saw that page after I sold a set ON A CAR for Ã‚Â£200. And I'd refurbished them.

22,175 · July 9, 2015

They look similar but the ones sexy Michael was selling are 5 stud and the Scimitar seem to be 4 stud?

12,955 · July 9, 2015

Dangly, beige and sexy trims. SUPER-SHITE!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-SIERRA-L-1983-BEIGE-LONG-MOT-NEEDS-A-LITTLE-TLC-/321802735055

27,997 · July 9, 2015

Mine were 4x100 so probably available in others, they were aftermarket wheels in the 70s I suppose like Halfords were knocking out all sorts of TSW crap in the 90s in different fitments.

20,066 · July 9, 2015

Yes - and that one will be thirsty, with the 2.4 petrol engine...

Judging from your 2.4 diesel reports, the diesel is thirsty too. Petrol might not be much worse, and runs on a cheaper fuel.

3,283 · July 9, 2015

What's the wheels on the Scimitar?
They look remarkably like Mag Industries which Kinky Mick is flogging for Ã‚Â£600 a set in poor condition.
http://www.kinkymicks.com/collections/wheels
I know this, because I saw that page after I sold a set ON A CAR for Ã‚Â£200. And I'd refurbished them.

Fairly sure they were, on the Scimitar they are known as 'Princess Anne Wheels' for some unknown* reason: http://www.sporting-reliants.com/wheel_guide.htm

8,427 · July 9, 2015

I've got huge levels of want for an XJ40. Huge. Ideally dark red with cream leather, auto, 3.2. Like this, actually. In a couple of months when the house move's out of the way I've got to try one.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-XJ40-3-2-Sovereign-/121695137243?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item1c55986ddb

108,850 · July 9, 2015

Fairly sure they were, on the Scimitar they are known as 'Princess Anne Wheels' for some unknown* reason: http://www.sporting-reliants.com/wheel_guide.htm

Princess Anne had a Scimitar? I must tell every Scimitar owner I meet.

108,850 · July 9, 2015

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MK1-GOLF-GL-AUTO-GREEN-1983/121694628457

very sold little car

Not yet.

no v5 but will give written recipe

Can I have the one for Spotted Dick, please?

WILL BE SOLD TO THE HIGHT BIDER

Bider is he hight?

VIEW IS RECONMENED NO D--KHEADS /TYRES KICKS OR DREAMES PLEASE

I CAN HAZ BE RE-ED CONMEN WOT DREAMES OF KICKS TYRES, D--KHEAD!

108,850 · July 9, 2015

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/THE-FAST-LADY-UP-FOR-GRABS-Interesting-car-Full-of-period-charm-DING-DONG-/161759075144

ok, the previous owner bought this wonderful jc series 2 as his retirement car, and spent 8 glorious years with yer, and affectionately named her the fast lady, after the 1962 film, starring Lesley Philips and the famous Bentley tourer.

For God's sake, do NOT read any further!

108,850 · July 9, 2015

Shitting Nora!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Kaiser-Manhattan-American-Car-1953-Genuine-barn-find-Restoration-/151739870933

restoration project

Are you out of your shitty little mind?

108,850 · July 9, 2015

Vladimir Putin to the red phone, please.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-Lada-Riva-1300-Estate-VAZ-21046-Made-in-USSR-Soviet-Union-MOT-July-2016-/151741289891

108,850 · July 9, 2015

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/sierra-sapphire-rare-2-door-barn-find-with-v6-cosworth-engine-project-/171851777353

im going to list as much as i know about this car

Sadly he proceeded doing exactly this.

108,850 · July 9, 2015

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FIAT-PANDA-/231617902427

bought this recently for new project but the wife went crazy (lol)

It's fucked.

108,850 · July 9, 2015

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-pontiac-fiero-rolling-shell-with-v5-/191625778302

rolling shell

Then try to push it, you nob.

108,850 · July 9, 2015

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1999-MERCEDES-CLK-CONVERTIABLE-LPG-STARTS-/311399506551

PLEASE BID WISELY.

108,850 · July 9, 2015

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-2-5-V6-Auto-Spares-or-Repair-/221819028837

An ideal project car for someone.

A total dimwit, perhaps?

22,175 · July 10, 2015

This looks like mega value.

July 10, 2015

Vladimir Putin to the red phone, please.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-Lada-Riva-1300-Estate-VAZ-21046-Made-in-USSR-Soviet-Union-MOT-July-2016-/151741289891

Is very nice. Best colour.

But letters all fall off number plate (number plate not made in Russia) and nasty nasty wheels, also not made in Russia.

108,850 · July 10, 2015

http://cars.donedeal.co.uk/vintagecars-for-sale/1965-daimler-2-5-v8/9869508

GR12 4 oval, after you removed the two or three bits that are still useful.

July 10, 2015

http://cars.donedeal.co.uk/vintagecars-for-sale/1965-daimler-2-5-v8/9869508

GR12 4 oval, after you removed the two or three bits that are still useful.

Or remove one headlight and pretend to be "I" from Withnail & I (as long as you're not too bothered about it being a Daimler rather than a Jaguar).

7,119 · July 10, 2015

Up next from DrJ's cavalcade of shonk.

A '97 Daewoo Espero CDi with 35k on the clock.

I didn't even know these existed, let alone in badermatic with blue velour interior.

I know what you're thinking, a diesel with 35k on the clock, where can I go wrong. Nope, it's a petrol. Work that one out.

http://www.gumtree.com/p/daewoo/deposit-taken-two-lady-owner-daewoo-espero-cd-automatic-with-only-35000-mies-from-new/1123125397

7,119 · July 10, 2015

Rust free Roewe 214 5-door.

Looks smart for Ã‚Â£350

I particularly enjoy mismatched Rover wheeltrims

http://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/1994-rover-214sli-nearly-13-months-mot-only-68k-miles-totally-original-2-owner-car/1124283347

7,119 · July 10, 2015

1.6 Pez 405

"Suitable for enthusiast or someone needing good spares"

At Ã‚Â£120 WCPGW

http://www.gumtree.com/p/peugeot/peugot-405gl-e-reg-1988-for-sale/1123996721

7,119 · July 10, 2015

This Rover looks boss for a pint under Ã‚Â£500

218 SD turbo. Is that an L-series derv lump or the XUD?

75k on the clock and 10 months ticket.

Oh, and it's Jewish Racing Gold

Do it.

http://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/rover-218-sd-turbo-1.8-litre-diesel/1121752693

7,119 · July 10, 2015

Cinq Sporting

Some funny gearbox selector story

Ã‚Â£150 WCPGW

http://www.gumtree.com/p/fiat/fiat-cinqucento-sporting-1108cc-1995/1123924825

7,119 · July 10, 2015

Seller is both illiterate and sounds like care in the community.

Selling his grandfathers one owner from new 1.7 XUD 205, so I don't care.

http://www.gumtree.com/p/peugeot/pergot-205-desal-1.7/1124104860

7,119 · July 10, 2015

Very leggy 4.0 Sov.

Positives - 8 months MOT and Ã‚Â£450

http://www.gumtree.com/p/jaguar/jaguar-soverign-xj40/1123836786

eBay tat volume 3.

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