eBay tat volume 3.

[STUNO]

Six people fight for the right to own a really bad Toyota

 

 

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/toyota/auction-786426103.htm

 

 

[Ratdat]

I think Kev's one got nicked and burnt out? It was converted for wheelchair access too.

 

 

That was his 1.5 Seth. He had a 1.8 at RRG a couple of years ago.

[cort16]

Hopefully these are now valuable enough that they're not getting bummed for their engines. If I was after another project this would be it as I recon they're going to shoot up in price they're properly quick in a shakey uncontrolable kind of way.

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/classic-astra-gte/1083838322

[cort16]

This diesel 156 looks nice for 950 sheets. It's one of the special edition Ti models hence the nice wheels and fancy interior.

http://www.gumtree.com/p/alfa-romeo/alfa-romeo-156-jtd-16v-2005/1083796825

[cort16]

Hot Tip. Buy shares in BIG MIG WIRE INC as this is due to end in the next couple of day.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1975-FORD-GRANADA-GHIA-CPE-AUTO-RED-/231346533201?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item35dd53f351

[phil_lihp]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-ESCORT-MK3-DIESEL-1986-PARTS-PROJECT-CAR-GOOD-DASH-TOP/251665144713?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20140122125356%26meid%3D11ed0621d36f4eb283ea78459b4d3c6a%26pid%3D100005%26prg%3D20140122125356%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D161439796223&rt=nc

 

 

Ideal welding project for someone, it'd be me if I had the space.  Why?

 

 

DIESEL 1608CC

 

Oh yes.

[They_all_do_that_sir]

Anyone fancy a Kia Sedona Camper?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/261599824499

[DVee8]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

from faceache again this one is for Billy lololololol

 

 

Ear i have a 1.0 corsa forsale had a slight prang these are the pictures of the damage but rest of the car in ok condiction...... Only needs new bonnet to get back on the road also got slight damage to the back quater that can be easily fixed..... Car can still be drove away as the engine is sound...... Taxed till end of month and tested till october at a bargain price of £160 ono inbox for more details if needed thanks

 

[DVee8]

A broken DCI

2002 52 reg laguna dci spares or repair, still runs, mot april 15 £250

 

[DVee8]

Phroww

2004 KIA MAGENTIS LE 2000cc *£395*
4 DOOR, PETROL, MANUAL.
MOT UNTIL END MAY 2015..
ONE OWNER FROM NEW.
MILEAGE IS 104K
SERVICE HISTORY TO 50K.
POWER STEERING, TWIN AIRBAGS, REMOTE CENTRAL LOCKING, ELECTRIC WINDOWS, AIR CON.
CD PLAYER.
IN GOOD ALL ROUND CONDITION.
PX CONSIDERED.
PHONE NUMBER IS 07565129102
NEWPORT, SHROPSHIRE
A BARGAIN AT £395.
CAN DELIVER

 

[DVee8]

You to could boss the outside lane audi style.

 

 

up for swaps or decent cash offer is this gold audi a3 1.8 petrol turbo sport , has full tank of fuel full black leather interior , cd player , air con , only done 108k so low miles , i need a 5 door please only comment if your interested in a straight swap or a cash offer , please no more time wasters , pontefract no rubbish or rediculously big engines cheers must be a 5 door

 

[DVee8]

Smiley tranny banana

 

for sale my good reliable with mot and bananna engine 2.5

 

[Novanick1]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1984-VAUXHALL-NOVA-1-2cc-1-OWNER-FULL-SERVICE-HISTORY-62-000-VERY-RARE-/321545453043?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4add9a3df3

[outlaw118]

My mate Waz had a algae green Nova as his first car, myself and bro' did some welding on the suspension turret front driver side, whilst enjoying a "schmoke".

It was the straightest bit of weld on the car.

[Parky]

Hot Tip. Buy shares in BIG MIG WIRE INC as this is due to end in the next couple of day.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1975-FORD-GRANADA-GHIA-CPE-AUTO-RED-/231346533201?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item35dd53f351

And as a hedging bet, gloss rollers and Dulux....

[brickwall]

That wee Nova hatch looks fantastic, especially in that colour.

[EssDeeWon]

 

Facebook again didn't someone want an estate?

 

 

V reg bmw 520i touring estate full heated leather seats alloy wheels tax and tested tax will stay on 395 Ono Middlesbrough ring me on 07517019736

 

 

 

I know this topic has been done to death but this 'tax will stay on' by this BMW seller is bollox shirley?

[forddeliveryboy]

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C544437#

[cort16]

This Cortina looks really nice but wtf is going on with the exhaust and that contraption bolted onto the back?

On the plus side it's fitted with the 2.9 engine from a granada.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-CORTINA-GHIA-V6-1982-/400785283087?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item5d50aa180f

[They_all_do_that_sir]

Anyone fancy a nice simple camper project for those winter evenings?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1984-GEORGIE-BOY-EXCALIBUR-33FT-RV-CLASS-A-Motorhome-Winnebago-GMC-6-2-DIESEL-/151434395884?pt=UK_Campers_Caravans_Motorhomes&hash=item23423180ec

[Links234]

Gone 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Alfa-Romeo-33-/111480991294

 

Shovel-face cooking model Alfa 33, LHD Slovakian import - only £3600!!!!

 

 

This is estimated to be worth around £10 000 in 5 years time if kept in this condition

 

Oh aye, who made that estimation, was it these guys by any chance?

 

 

SHUT UP MAN

[Mr_Bo11ox]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-Ital-Marina-rare-575-van-suntour-camper-barn-find-vw-ford-mk1-mk2-retro-/121455181253?

 

CHECK OUT THOSE HOT SERCKS!!!!

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-AUDI-100-S4-TURBO-Avant-SILVER-/331340263819

 

 

water has got inside in the drivers foot well via the bonnet and a perished grommet, this has made the carpets wet. I'll leave the windows open for a while and hopefully this will help dry them out

 

Can't see any flaws in that plan.

 

 

£100 via papal within 12 hours of auction finishing

 

 

"alright then but you're copping the 3.5% fees muthafucka!!! Spiritus sanctus etc"

[mercrocker]

You couldn't make some of this shit up, could you?   Somebody needs to save that Ital though before it gets monged.   What?  Not me mate, got three Mori to bleed me dry already....

[trigger]

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201410027883521/sort/default/make/rover/page/1/onesearchad/used%2Cnearlynew%2Cnew/radius/1500/model/600/postcode/ip30ns/usedcars?logcode=p

 

This looks very nice for £275

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Alfa-Romeo-33-/111480991294

 

Shovel-face cooking model Alfa 33, LHD Slovakian import - only £3600!!!!

 

 

Oh aye, who made that estimation, was it these guys by any chance?

 

 

SHUT UP MAN

 

Not all foreigners immediately understand that even a Mercedes is only worth £3.94 in the UK once it's three years old.

I forgot, subtract 3 quid if OMGLHD.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

WHOA! SERIES ONE V8! And look how nice it looks! It even has MOT!

 

 

Will drive away and is MOT'd until 13th October. 

 

On 06-Oct-14 at 18:59:49 BST, seller added the following information:

 

OK I got a spot of daylight today when it wasn't raining cats and dogs. Had a brief look at the car.

 

1) We have bulkhead rot on the nearside. Which I would class as terminal. 

 

2) The boot floor doesn't really exist.

 

3) There are whopping great holes in the front of the sills - there is some evidence of some welding there as well.

 

4) The thing lets water in like a rag top. 

 

As a consequences the words 'dangerous to drive' spring to mind. Don't expect anything but a rusty wreck. 

 

Come and take it away please!

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-P6-Three-Thousand-Five-3500-V8-/141429680427?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item20eddda92b

[trigger]

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201408166648204/sort/default/usedcars/make/vauxhall/page/1/radius/1500/model/cavalier/postcode/co11aa/onesearchad/used%2Cnearlynew%2Cnew?logcode=p

 

Bugger me! I'd love this! at £1995 and with only 21000 miles I'd say this was a mega bargain! Someone needs to save it before it gets slammed and banded!

[mouseflakes]

WHOA! SERIES ONE V8! And look how nice it looks! It even has MOT!

 

.....

 

Don't expect anything but a rusty wreck.

 

 

Blimey! Having looked at the pics - no way that could have passed an (unbiased) test a year ago surely?