eBay tat volume 3.

[Micrashed]

God that Merc bus looks dire.

 

The P6 looks tasty and is one of those cars (along with a beetle) that one day I hope to have owned.

[Novanick1]

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C515942

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-Coupe-1600-Twin-Cam-16valve-/151358918985?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item233db1d149

 

£325 BIN

[Novanick1]

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C520614

[Novanick1]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/like/271548793602?clk_rvr_id=668084416255&item=271548793602&lgeo=1&vectorid=229508

[cort16]

Rusty rat l@@k rolls Royce with blow job number plate. Right.

 

 

 

http://retrorides.proboards.com/thread/168753/rolls-silver-spirit-1985ish-ilkeston

[Angrydicky]

Spotted on another forum:

 

 

    For sale, my dad's 1982 Triumph Acclaim CD Triomatic. He's had to give up driving due to his health and needs pretty much constant care/supervision so I can't give the car the TLC it needs. Coming up to 59k miles, MOT runs until late April 15, but the tax runs out at the end of August and if it's still around by then it'll have to be scrapped    As you can see it's VERY scruffy, but is solid underneath and drives well. You could use it as it is, and can certainly drive it home no hassle, but I feel it's better suited as a restoration project or even spares car. Lots of spare parts, panels and service bits included. If you want any more pictures or info please contact me - Dan on - (evenings best) or PM. Haggling starts at £200, but would much rather sell than scrap

 

 

Location is Monmouthshire, in that there Wales - one for Dollywobbler maybe?

 

http://www.oldclassiccar.co.uk/forum/phpbb/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=16137

[Novanick1]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/like/380949912899?clk_rvr_id=668089715186&item=380949912899&lgeo=1&vectorid=229508

[NorfolkNWeigh]

Looks like you'd have to be real careful how you got this home!

Jump leads ,easy start, tax disc. Pre 1960 cars are the easiest things to get home.

I wonder if you even have to have working lights as long as it's not dark? Sort of daylight non-MOT thing.

[Stixy]

4949176.jpg

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C520614

 

Reminds me of the 1990's  

 

being first on the scene after joyriders have just done a runner 

[Stixy]

$_57 (3).JPG

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/like/121384425332?clk_rvr_id=668017419466&item=121384425332&lgeo=1&vectorid=229508

 

There are some lovely early Cavaliers about at the moment  

 

if i wasnt so full of Sierra's  i would be seeing how the other half lived ! 

[trigger]

https://www.facebook.com/groups/6015764254/?fref=nf

 

 

 

Anyone interested in this old gem 
37k 1987 1.3 Nissan cherry
No tax or mot immaculate inside not to bad outside 

 

£475

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Viva-HA-/271552573248

[Bucketeer]

If you buy it, be sure to pop round to Chez Micrashed for tea and a wee.

 

A++++ PeeBayer. Would use toilet and tea facilities again. RECOMMENDED.

[Cavcraft]

Press 1 to see how many miles you've travelled since you last paged the RAC

 

 

Press 2 to Isopon the rear doors

 

 

 

Press 3 to see current MPG figures

 

 

Press 4 for automatic parking

 

 

Press 5 for life expectancy (in minutes) of automatic gearbox

 

 

Press 6 for The Fantasy Channel

 

'No warning lights on and all the electrics work'

 

To hear these options again please press

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Espace-3-0-V6-Initiale-2001-/231282291354?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item35d97fb29a

[dollywobbler]

Spotted on another forum:

 

 

 

 

Location is Monmouthshire, in that there Wales - one for Dollywobbler maybe?

 

http://www.oldclassiccar.co.uk/forum/phpbb/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=16137

Oh gawd. That's hugely desirable! Maybe I should make more effort to sell the van (I keep changing my mind about keeping it!)

[Micrashed]

$_57 (4).JPG

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/like/271548793602?clk_rvr_id=668084416255&item=271548793602&lgeo=1&vectorid=229508

Fuck a Duck.

Want factor 11.

But could it be so far away? Jesus it may as well be in France. Thats an amazingly late Mk2, it has the Mk3 (K series) rear quarter panels.

[garethj]

I :heart: these UAZ vans.  Known as "Buhanka" which translates to "loaf of bread", it's like a Commer van's tougher cousin.  They all had four wheel drive, while this one benefits from the luxury of a 2.3 Ford Sierra engine.

 

Christ on a bike, that Eastern Bloc mix of a Commer and a Delica is £1500, but they're only €9500 (£7000) brand new!

 

That's the kind of depreciation you can take to the Lexus dealer and slap him in the face with your wang, shouting "it's only lost five and half grand over 20 years, you loooooser!"

[Micrashed]

Summer is coming...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTIN-LDM-30-CLASSIC-CAMPER-VAN-4-BERTH-2-2-DIESEL-1965-FOR-RESTORATION-SPARES-/231282172364?pt=UK_Campers_Caravans_Motorhomes&hash=item35d97de1cc

[Asimo]

^^^One for the shite campers thread!

[Novanick1]

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C359667

 

Wow this is still for sale? Jesus 

[cort16]

This is called the hobbit, which I agree with as I'd rather live in a hole in the ground than drive it.

I see these day van touchers have moved on from getting the local one eye'd tatto artist to draw characters (all of which look like Deirdrie Barlow) on their van bonnets to getting shitey sticky back wraps made up.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/DODGE-RAM-B250-DAYVAN-/121389085326?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1c435a728e

[phil_lihp]

White goods executive motoring - I do like the look of these though, the styling has somehow become slightly more interesting with age, especially with the bodykit this one's sporting.  Probably unkillable as per most Toyotas of this era and a lot of car for the money.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1999-TOYOTA-CAMRY-2-2-16V-Sport-4dr-Auto-/251536730119?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3a90c1e807

 

[cort16]

I quite like this Troopers but I only know 2 things about them 1: They massive 2: The rot like total bastards

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2003-ISUZU-TROOPER-DUTY-DT-LWB-WHITE-/181468865592?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2a40632438

[cort16]

1300 quid Smart Roadster with T&T. For this money I definetely would. If you bought the trooper you could carry this around on the roof.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-SMART-ROADSTER-80-AUTO-RHD-WITH-ROAD-TAX-AND-MOT-TILL-FEB-2015-/161368775786?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2592541c6a

[cort16]

Slightly crumbly but mot'd Manta

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Opel-Manta-/321463384612?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4ad8b5fa24

[Rocket88]

1300 quid Smart Roadster with T&T. For this money I definetely would. If you bought the trooper you could carry this around on the roof.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-SMART-ROADSTER-80-AUTO-RHD-WITH-ROAD-TAX-AND-MOT-TILL-FEB-2015-/161368775786?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2592541c6a

 

1300 quid Smart Roadster with T&T. For this money I definetely would. If you bought the trooper you could carry this around on the roof.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-SMART-ROADSTER-80-AUTO-RHD-WITH-ROAD-TAX-AND-MOT-TILL-FEB-2015-/161368775786?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2592541c6a

 

 

had one of these....they leak through every possible orifice, the most comedic being through the door mirrors, FFS !

[mercrocker]

Think I'd sooner have a fart roadster than a day van....We've taken to referring to them as "day release vans"

[Cavcraft]

HOLD THE FRONT PAGE

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-VAUXHALL-CORSA-1-4I-GLS-GREEN-CONVERTABLE-SOFT-TOP-SPECIAL-EDITION-/121389431465?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1c435fbaa9

 

FANNY MAGNET

[Cavcraft]

UNFORTUNATE COINCIDENCE PHOTOGRAPHY LTD, HOW CAN I HELP?

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Kia-Magentis-2-5-V6-Sports-H-Matic-2497cc-auto-LX-FOR-SALE-/151359349132?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item233db8618c

 

'One is about to meet the furnace and make you burn in hell, the other is a funeral'