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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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There once was a man from Devizes,

whose wife's parking he often chastises

The plant pot on the sill he could easily fill

And the hedge scratches won several prizes

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Galaxy-/221487477454?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3391aeb2ce

 

'Raindrop coloured sweets and the shit from the kittens
Bright baby vomit and piss soaked mittens
Brown McDonald's packages, jam rags and sweets,

these are the things that are stuck to the seats' 
 

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Vehicle enquiry

 

 

Registration number: L349 DHG
 

Untaxed: Expired: 01 January 2014

 

MOT:  Expires: 23 November 2014

 

Current high bid status: Some wanker from Chester.

 

Inspector Morose Rank: Lancia Gamma

Inspector Morose

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That whizzkid is looking at me. Stoke, not too far either. Please god let it go way up out of my reach.

Hertz Rank: Lancia Gamma

Hertz

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Good luck with the Corsa bidding. It was £795 BIN when I first posted it but that's disappeared now it has bids I guess?

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Interesting how he took it (Corsa) to a car show recently but the tax ran out in March or something.

 

That V50 looks a massive bargain, quite a sharp looking car those too, might have to get one one day.

Hertz Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Check this out, the seller needs to insert "Scottish" after old in his window sticker. Doom Blue as well.

 

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trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Britney Spears is selling her old Sierra. 

 

It looks like she's hit that baby one last time.

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trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Dirty Stanza

 

https://www.facebook.com/groups/390896610925969/

 

 

 

Hi i have a 1984 datsun/nissan stanza with 20,000 miles from new 1.6cc 5 speed manuale with no rust at all never been painted it was found in a under ground car park in london still has its original tyres that are like new 5 months tax 11 months mot £1495ono
Jim Bergerac Rank: Renault 16

Jim Bergerac

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I continue to be amazed by the number of Reliant Scimitar's painted in the two tone white/brown combo.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1978-RELIANT-SCIMITAR-GTE-AUTO-BROWN-/131233405314?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1e8e1ed982

 

$_57.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1976-RELIANT-SCIMITAR-GTE-NICE-AND-ORIGINAL-SCIMITER-/151349033838?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item233d1afb6e

 

Two others in this colour scheme have popped up on the bay of tat fairly recently, as well.

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oman5 Rank: Renault 16

oman5

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3 door model gr8 for cossie replica retro vintage drift yo JDM rat look not Larry Grayson Freddie and the Dreamers cast of Bottle Boys

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/austin-allegro-3-rare-2-door-model-no-swap-/231275178247?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item35d9132907

 

Seriously read this guys advert. The spelling is bad enough but did he dictate the ad to someone who included the pauses?

Extreme danger! this is almost on my doorstep...I don't particularly need an Allegro but that doesn't mean anything. added to watch list.

 

 

*now removed from watch list as it's hit 700 quid. FRO!!!!

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