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I think you are right actually, ignore me. It does look a bit different to me though, don't know why maybe because it's an early one.

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Cheap little runaround with T and T for £350 ono

 

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I'm pretty sure I'm going to buy a J7 at some point. This one looks good for 1500 euros...

 

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Nice Alfetta with a duff clutch for 1500 euro. Not too far down France either. Just the job for Monsieur Bollox A-frame...

 

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I like this, this looks like a sensible way to get into American cars. Big but not too big:

 

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Door cards made of Fuzzy Felt to keep the children amused on long trips:

 

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and impress the locals: "what'll it do, mister?" [looks at speedo] "nine, ten miles per hour"

 

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I like the way that trike 'builder' has managed to get the rear wheels in a different postcode to the wheel arches.

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Nice looking but hopelessly advertised, should-be-in-the-bargains-thread-but-I-CBA-finding-it Granada.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-GRANADA-COSWORTH-2-9-V6-24V-/181442652498?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2a3ed32952

 

'ONE OF THE BEST EXCECITIVE CARS OF ITS TIME. I BOUGHT THIS CAR A COUPLE OF WEEK BACK TO RUN FOR A WHILE THEN USE AS DONER FOR MY KEBAB. CRUSIE CONTROL. TAX END OF OCT (EXTRA COST TO BE PAID )'

 

Two thousand pissing quid and you want extra for the tax? I'd rather spend £2,000 having a holiday on a cruisie liner than a few hours on an untaxed barge. KTHXBAI.

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Dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad PLS cn we ave a mottorbik?

 

Ok kids, here you are.

 

Thx dad ur da gr8st

 

Screech, arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, scroingggggggggg arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

Dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad

 

What now, FFS?

 

Kyle's hand as cummed of in da engin egen, cn u fone a hambrulance pls?

 

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   http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Childrens-Kids-Unique-Vintage-Motor-Bike-Side-Cart-Powered-by-Solex-Engine-/321436100645?pt=UK_Motorcycles&hash=item4ad715a825

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jeep-Cherokee-4x4-previously-owned-by-Kate-Winslet-/281362648062?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4182854bfe

 

'previously owned by Kate Winslet. Does have a few cosmetic issues'

 

Yeah, but just like the Titanic, she goes down well. Oh, you meant the car? Sorry.

 

'rusty hole'

 

Pictures, or STFU. Oh, you meant the car? Sorry.

 

'Could do with a good polish'

 

I'll buff her up no worries. Oh, you meant the car? Sorry.

 

'did squeal slightly'

 

Ad infinitum

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I like this, this looks like a sensible way to get into American cars. Big but not too big:

 

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Door cards made of Fuzzy Felt to keep the children amused on long trips:

 

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and impress the locals: "what'll it do, mister?" [looks at speedo] "nine, ten miles per hour"

 

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If you seriously are willing to throw that kind of money at such a rubbish bin, you'll be off yanks before you really got into them.

I wouldn't take this mobile fly tip on if they gave it to me for free.

 

Get this instead:

 

http://www.finn.no/finn/car/used/object?finnkode=48755807

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Follows van

locates pile of rotting mini bits

 

 

MiniBits? At least he's not lying

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That Renault, I like how he has rubbed his mobile number off the windscreen and then put it in the ad. Looks like sometimes it is worth asking about those "forgotten" cars people have (in their many barns, natch... in fact surely the answer to the current housing crisis* that we are supposed to be in is barn conversions! If you converted each of the barns that have housed a car on ebay you'd probably save building a new town!).

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