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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Holy crap! i must of lost about 45% of my brain cells reading that!

 

I should have heeded that warning. What a prize gonk.

 

Neaaaaagggghhhhh my sinuses!!!!

 

If you're into advanced self-abuse, see his other auctions.

HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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£500 Panda Selecta

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C488411#

 

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I bought the car a couple of weeks ago, and as soon as i bought it it needed a new wheel bearing fitted (which has been done), on the way back home the gearbox lost drive, but if you hold the pedal in the right position it creeps along. I suspect its one of the sensors, switches, etc, but i have no time to check.
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barrett Rank: Lancia Gamma

barrett

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Oh, and I know Bruno Vendiesse. What a bloody crook.

 

Ah, but do you know his brother? He's even worse...

 

That DiLambda is horrible. Only a Dutchman would build something so ugly and then stick Boneschi badges on it.

 

1.2/100, poor effort, please try harder

mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

mouseflakes

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$_84.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-Camry-1-8-GL-1983-4-Door-5-Speed-Unleaded-Auto-choke-RARE-Classic-/251544249196?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3a9134a36c

 

Looks ace, but it's not exactly low mileage for the price, and £2,495 seems hopelessly optimistic to me. 

 

Price drop (well an auction this time with £1895 starting bid - although it's been anywhere between one and three grand for the last 4 or 5 years hasn't it?).

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-Camry-1-8-GL-1983-RARE-Modern-Classic-in-Fine-Smart-Condition-/251552078314

 

Now includes revealing 'wob shot' - enough to justify at least £1200 off the current asking price I think.

 

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barrett Rank: Lancia Gamma

barrett

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Honestly?

He's believes in the superiority of the Aryan race and is something of a sex-pest. So, yes.

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Those are a gazillion times cooler than the NHS choppers you get nowadays, which all look like as if there is something wrong with your brain. If I was left incapable of walking, I'd get me one of these old spa carriages. And a Gondoliere's boater. And a cane with a heavy silver ornament.

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Reason for sale: My second head doesn't like it.

 

Warning: Do NOT read the ad! It will take days for your brain to recover.

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