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anonymous user Rank: Isuzu Florian

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I had a Corgi toy one of these, as a child, where you could interchange the rear bodywork, it looked just like this

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PB-COMMER/261470566381?_trksid=p2045573.c100034.m2102&_trkparms=aid%3D555012%26algo%3DPW.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20140107092241%26meid%3D6783420693673997684%26pid%3D100034%26prg%3D20140107092241%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D4%26sd%3D331198912815

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I like the special seat for the tail-gunner

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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That Daimler's numberplate almost reads jizz load, I'm surprised that wasn't mentioned as a plus point in the ad.

Ha!!! I noticed that too!!!

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Oh-dear-me-so-far-king-shite

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Beautiful-2002-52-Vauxhall-Astra-1-6-Automatic-54000-Miles-5-Months-MOT-TAX-/331198163632?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4d1cf2eab0

 

'Beautiful'

 

57 pints of Stella topped up with 17 Tenants Supers wouldn't make that beautiful. This car is that sweaty, retarded bird who stands alone during the erection section* of Chez Na Vous Niteclub at 1.50am as absolutely everybody else has tapped off. 

 

 

 

*The last dance, last chance saloon for the fugly/pull-for-a-bet munters.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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CVheck out how this fella has got a cockroach to mate with his dog and take a picture of the rear light of his car. I wonder if he has a sign outside his lock up saying 'BEWARE OF COCK DOG'?

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Alpine-GTA-Turbo-Unfinished-project-Europa-cup-Shell-LSM-F002-/261476006201?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3ce12f3939

 

'Europa cup Shell'

 

and Champions League shite photography?

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NorfolkNWeigh Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

NorfolkNWeigh

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Can't see much Series 2A there myself

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Duh! The spare wheel is,obviously, and it's worth 75 pts on the Doovla should it be on a Q evaluation.

spike60 Rank: Renault 16

spike60

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I bet this was a proper sweet little thing before this berk got his wanky little pineapple mitts on it

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-VW-Golf-C-Formel-e-1-1-Mk1-Mk2-project-/131185948969

ha! Get frigged!

Regardless of his butchery it will be a horrible thing anyway. I had a Jetta Formel E for a week and it had a wank 3+E gearbox but the engine was set so lean for economy it didn't have the guts to pull E. Bleak and nasty 25 years ago.

saucedoctor Rank: Renault 16

saucedoctor

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I had a 1983 Polo Formel E. It was all of the above, plus no brakes.

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outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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Be Like Peter Fonda ('s Special Needs cousin)

$_12.JPGThis has been on my watch list for a while, purely to annoy Mrs_Outlaw. It's been reduced in the last week from £888.... surely a nasty-assed thing like this should be £666?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/131058124510?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1423.l2649

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outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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OMGDRIFTWPNYO!

$_35.JPGOn a scale of 1 - 10, how chronically SHIT does those wheels look?
 

 

STEEL WHEELS BANDED 10J ON BACK AND 8J ON FRONT

(wheels cost me 500 pounds)

Allow me to be the first to tell you, you've been done me old chuffpiece.

 

HOWEVAR.....

 

 

ENGINE IS REBUILT FROM C30SE, CHANGED CRANKSHAFT TO MANTZEL COMPANIES 90mm HUB AND CYLINDER BLOCK BORED FROM 95mm TO 97mm . 

I BOUGHT EVERYTHING IN GERMANY, CRANKSHAFT, CON ROADS, PISTONS AND PISTON RINGS.

MANTZEL 4.0, 3991 cc, 288 ps @ 5000 rpm, 431 NM @ 4000 rpm

(this engine cost me mo then 4000 pounds)

:shock:8)

 

Currently £1850 2days left.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-OPEL-MONZA-4-0-MANTZEL-MANUAL-288PS-/201083509093?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2ed182d965

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