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Cavcraft

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How utterly ace is this?

 

$(KGrHqN,!rMFJl!RzI0HBSdqmkK8sg~~60_12.J

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MG-1100-1968-36-000-miles-Dry-Stored-2-Previous-Owners-No-Reserve-/261321491069?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3cd7f9827d

 

Probably a good thing it's not the 1300 or it'd be heading for a spazzed up Mini anytime soon.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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If you're not convinced that someone who makes unreliable scooters could make a reliable car, then maybe a shit stained MDF rear seat will convince you?

 

$T2eC16V,!zcFIdnwOkezBSWFu4IdfQ~~60_12.J

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1959-vespa-yes-VESPA-400-CAR-MICRO-CAR-FROM-FRANCE-IN-GOOD-ORDER-FREE-TAX-NO-MOT-/271313317976?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3f2b88b058

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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$(KGrHqJ,!l4FJY5nFSbEBSdrPEQ13w~~60_12.J

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1976-TRIUMPH-DOLOMITE-1500-GREEN-/251372381409?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3a86f624e1

 

Fuck knows what the seller is on about, he's another that types like an explosion in a dyslexic babblefish factory

 

' Hey sat in the solicitors with a Priest and thought that's funny. Anyway turns out I got the car and the Church got the money and the house. Followed the Priest out muttering about the Bible (profets) and a new chuch roof.. Engine sounds like the driver having a wank in a biscuit tin'

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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$(KGrHqJHJFMFJIP9ZH2WBS(GePmp(g~~60_12.J

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Rover-Metro-City-X-1-3-Spares-or-Repair-/360782853157?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item5400557425

 

'Ah when they pulled me from the wreckage
And her engine couldn't be found
Was it in my mind it seems
I had a crazy dream
I told them so but they said no no no no

I found me in a garage
And starin' at a wall
If it hadn't have been for Mini
Her promise to engine rape me
Well I wouldn't be here at all

I'm Metro, bum me'
 

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dugong Rank: Renault 16

dugong

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$(KGrHqJ,!l4FJY5nFSbEBSdrPEQ13w~~60_12.J

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1976-TRIUMPH-DOLOMITE-1500-GREEN-/251372381409?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3a86f624e1

 

Fuck knows what the seller is on about, he's another that types like an explosion in a dyslexic babblefish factory

 

' Hey sat in the solicitors with a Priest and thought that's funny. Anyway turns out I got the car and the Church got the money and the house. Followed the Priest out muttering about the Bible (profets) and a new chuch roof.. Engine sounds like the driver having a wank in a biscuit tin'

TELL US WHERE THE HOSTAGES CAN BE FOUND. THEY ARE NOT UNDER A BRIDGE IN LINWOOD. WE SENT SAVVY, HE COULD NOT FIND THEM. PLEASE DROP THE TEMPERATURE OF THE ROOM SO YOU CAN MAKE YOURSELF KNOWN TO US

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HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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I think the real mystery there is where the fook did he get a Top Deck box from. You have not been able to even get that for about 20yrs. 

  • Banger Kenny, M'coli and dugong
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jmsguzzi Rank: Citroen Ami

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Quite interesting that (if you're sad like me) as although it's taxi spec most (if not all) councils wouldn't allow black coloured cars to be used as mini cabs because they could be confused with black cabs*.

I still remember a bloke a few doors down spraying his black 504 estate white on the grass in front of his council flat, on a Saturday afternoon in the wind.

 

*If you ever get bored in a mini cab mention black cabs as they go mental about them having different laws etc.

 

Most of the Taxis in Middlesbrough look like this:

hackney-carriage-association-693100048-3

*Worst gangster movie ever.

SambaS Rank: Renault 16

SambaS

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mmmmmmmmm, wants the rot sorting and the exterior LEAVING THE HELL ALONE.. 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I think the real mystery there is where the fook did he get a Top Deck box from. You have not been able to even get that for about 20yrs. 

 

HAND SHANDY

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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$(KGrHqF,!lsFJj06Di7oBSdmGZlfDg~~60_12.J

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nissan-D21-Pick-up-crew-cab-Black-Rat-Truck-Banksy-tribute-/321241950363?pt=UK_Commercial_Trucks&hash=item4acb83289b

 

'Tribute to Bansky'

 

That's that sorted, then. I'll draw a picture of a fat lass smirking on the side of my Transit and a colour-by-numbers rendition of Baptism of Christ on the bonnet, dedicate it to old Loenardo and then ask 15 times too much for the van.

 

'0 to 60 mph in about 20 minuets' 

 

I think I'd rather do 20 slow, stately ballroom dances with my knob sticking through a hole cut in Mona Lisa's mouth in Oxford Street during rush hour, than be seen driving that

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