eBay tat volume 3.

[cort16]

Fit.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-CITROEN-XM-SEi-AUTO-WHITE-NICE-RARE-EARLY-CAR-LEATHER-TAX-MOT-/111171740613?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item19e25a23c5

[cort16]

 

I am selling this as since I bought it my house has been surrounded by bats

 

 

 

 

Bombay mixed metaphors

Cheap to insure great eye turner.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Cardinal-Hearse-Auto-Mot-Tax-Classic-running-/151123792031?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item232fae109f

[RedSparrow]

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-LDV-PILOT-1-9-T-T-MOBILE-SHOP-MILK-FLOAT-BREAD-VAN-POP-VAN-CHEAP-BARGAIN-/111169915812?pt=UK_Commercial_Trucks&hash=item19e23e4ba4

 

'MUCH DESIRED 1900 ENGINE... VERY DESIRABLE' 

 

Oh God, aye. There must be a queue several counties long for a half-arsed, half-cut, half-bodged Sherpa that looks a bit like a Venetian hearse. With a very desirable engine for carrying pop.

 

I bet that flexes about a bit. He seems to have made no attempt to stregthen it after chopping it up.

GR8 4 budget hearse though.

[Junkman]

Gentlemen, start the PHWOARCOPTER.

 

http://www.ebay.com/itm/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=281164197428

 

As always, there is a slight problem:

 

 

Item location: Eugene, Oregon, United States

 

You just can't win. Just fuggin can't. Fuxake.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Well, this apparently works to get into the US:

 

 

go out there and sail it back. 

[Spiny Norman]

Boggo Saab 900 carb 2 door. I love the stainless steel wheel trims on these, far nicer than most of the alloys that came with these.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-SAAB-900-CARB-2D-M-RED-little-TLC-required-no-reserve-getting-rare-classic-/141064966574?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item20d82091ae

 

[Junkman]

Well, this apparently works to get into the US:

 

go out there and sail it back. 

 

Man, I'm getting seasick when I stand in a puddle.

[brickwall]

That J2 is amazing.

[HillmanImp]

What has been seen.....

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Bedford-Astra-Opel-Astra-GTE-2-0ltr-16v-Custom-Pick-Up-MOT-03-14-/271276055395

 

 

 

 

there are 2 places on the car that the paint work needs a little attention

 

Everything left of centre and everything right of centre, front to back?

 

 

 

We can deliver this vehicle anywhere in the UK, just ask us for a quote..... ..

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edmonton_Incinerator

[HillmanImp]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-PASSAT-MK2-B2-GL5-SILVER-CARB-MODEL-TITLED-LADY-OWNER-FROM-NEW-LOW-MILES-/221277329438

 

 

 

 

1983 PASSAT MK2 B2 GL5 SILVER CARB MODEL TITLED LADY OWNER FROM NEW

 

Ah yes, the Hon. Lady Weber-38mm-Twin-Choke-Downdraft

 

 

[HillmanImp]

This is a rare beast these days. 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-FIAT-UNO-60S-BIANCA-WHITE-Spares-or-repair-/130991033396

 

 

 

I put the car in for MOT to see what work needed doing and it failed on the following:

 

• N/S rear lights interfering - since sorted due to bad earth
• Offside (outer sill) seatbelt anchorage prescribed area is excessively corroded
• Offside (inner sill/floor) seat belt anchorage prescribed area is excessively corroded
• Parking brake efficiency below requirements - have had drums off and freed brakes up but appears to be the handbrake cables/adjustment underneath.
• Excessive smoke - partially resolved I think mainly to having been sat for a long time but can't confirm this.

 

BIN £285

[HillmanImp]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-toyota-mr2-wide-body-karmeleon-kit-car-/251341154827

 

 

 

Wha....whaa...what the fuck is that!

 

 

 

 

This car was built in 2002/2003 by paul woods 

 

Translated as 'This car was not transformed into this monstrosity by me. Blame Paul Woods'.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

This might be the least well presented car I've seen recently:

 

[HillmanImp]

Still looks better than this one:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-2-Cv-Custom-Build-/251339698064

 

 

 

 

As you can guess it is not a Jaguar.

 

[HillmanImp]

Brady bunch to be remade using Ford Granadas

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Granada-Scorpio-2-8-EFI-/261288020323

 

[HillmanImp]

Who was after one of these?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-Acclaim-1-3-classic-retro-old-school-project-/331023658773

 

 

 

 

car requires restoration. Problems that require attention are the drivers rear door. a patch of welding near the rear windscreen and the passenger side wiper arm. these are the things that I believe will stop it passing a mot.

 

 

£450 anyone?

[monzaE]

Must have been on for 9 months now with no price drop, A £3K bag of bolts.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Capri-2-0-S-MK2-/181164404971?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2a2e3d70eb

 

 

[mouseflakes]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Morris-Bmc-Ld-Van-/321208971845

 

[Hertz]

Have we had this crock of shite yet?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VOLKSWAGEN-BEETLE-DIESEL-PICK-UP-/141062278861?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item20d7f78ecd#ht_176wt_1255

 

 

THIS IS A PROPER WELL BUILT TOY, DONT THINK YOU WILL SEE ANOTHER ONE BUILT LIKE THIS....

 

[HillmanImp]

Renault 5TC 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-RENAULT-5-TC-WHITE-/221283435621

 

 

 

not perfect car but too good to scrap needs disc's and pads to pass mot £450 will buy it with 12 mts mot

car advertised with no mot or tax as spares or repair 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/peugeot-406-coupe-project-car-fast-/251340435320

 

 

 

twin axhaust(need to be put on)

 

 

 

1 side of car has a little paint problem wich need to be seen,can easy be covered with some stickers

 

More problems solved with STICKERS - the repair of champions

[HillmanImp]

£550 for a Mustard yellow Volvo

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-VOLVO-244-DL-YELLOW-/251326149140

 

 

What an interior:

 

[Hertz]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-Subaru-SVX-3-3-ltr-6-cyl-petrol-4WD-Auto-/221284607089?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3385972471#ht_254wt_1255

 

 

 unrestricted max reputed 182 mph

 

Optimistic surely?

 

Nice old thing though.

 

[HillmanImp]

Stephen Hawking spec escort:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-FORD-ESCORT-MK4-VAN-/321206142051

 

 

If you are depressed about being in a wheelchair it must be compounded when driven around in the back of this.

 

 

 

 

it is what it is

 

I was hoping it was going to be something different.

 

 

 

there is probably things i have missed

 

It are what it are.

[HillmanImp]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1949-MORRIS-MINOR-PROJECT-SPEARS-OR-REPAIR-/200964405819

 

 

I would say 'spears' more than 'repair'. 

 

 

FOUND I A UNIT WE BOUGHT 

FORANY MORE IFO CALL GAVIN ON 07771 541054

[HillmanImp]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1963-HUSTLER-MINI-UTILITY-PICK-UP-MINI-MOKE-STYLE-JEEP-MOT-JULY-2014-/281168406499

 

 

GET THIS CAR TO MAKE GIRLS KISS EACH OTHER!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0Bf6YGbc1c

[HillmanImp]

"1972" Range Rover.....

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1972-ROVER-RANGE-ROVER-BLUE-tax-exempt-300-tdi-manual-not-landrover-/190900881186

 

 

 

it has seen some big improvements over the years

with mid nineties interior and running gear

[Alexg]

Racist, sex obsessed, chubby-chaser flogs French barge with poor spelling, shock horror.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1956-RENAULT-FREGATE-ON-THE-ROAD-FOR-RUNNING-RESTORATION-/271278754499

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-Celica-1986-for-Restoration-/121177962392

 

 

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[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rolls-Royce-20-25-CockShute-/281169653350

 

 

 

CockShute

 

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