eBay tat volume 3.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-2000sc-/152504441752

 

Three inept photos, a description shorter than most eye test charts and yet still BS:

 

 

 

ALL PANELS GOOD 

 

 

Yeah, that door is good, as in 'good and proper fucked'

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

 

 

Gets into car

Flips toggle switches that totally are connected and do stuff

Checks actually necessary auxiliary gauges for fuel pressure, oil temperature and altitude

Flushes toilet with chrome flush handle

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/triumph-herald-/322473749735

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Regained Sovereignty Wagon:

 

 

 

I only count nine Union Jacks on this. Could do better. 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-mini-racing-flame-checkmate/252852997408

[Felly Magic]

Junkman's insult, Belming Clownshoe, classic, that Tatra is a bit of filth, but for a project that needs a fair bit of work, it's a bit salty price wise, and yes I also clicked on the CA link, and ferkin nora, how do they manage to put their underpants on the right way?

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

 

Look, a carbon fibre Mini. This thing must have cost a fortune! The best thing about having a Mini shell made in carbon fibre is that you don't have to worry about moisture being somehow trapped behind something, say, a plastic film, and held against the bodywork.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Two-classic-mini-s-/232297456988

[Mr_Bo11ox]

I can't stop thinking about that Tata campervan. I just can't believe that someone would be so utterly clueless as to fart on removing a wiring loom and hand it to another person for 'evaluation'. And then that other person manages to keep a straight face, and after a fashion hand it back, declaring it to 'need replacing', and for this all to be considered progress in the mind of the first person.

 

I bet the problem was just a shitty earth connection or a fuse-blowing issue, now the problem is a hacked-out wiring loom and dismantled dashboard, stroll on

[Mr_Bo11ox]

HOLY SMOKES a 4x4 Bedford KB!!!!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-KB-41-4-X-4-Diesel-a-very-rare-restoration-opportunity-Running/332171489556

 

WOW!!!

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1972-Bedford-HA-Pickup/112335743311

 

"Yeah so I was involved in a freak accident with an enormous pre-war industrial sausage machine of the sort seen in the BBC TV animation 'Wallace & Gromit', when I came round the doctors had accidentally reattached my hands on the wrong sides, thats why the bonnet handles are like that"

 

This is a charming thing, appealing mainly for the completely ludicrous modifications made by a previous owner with obvious mental health problems (roof-mounted forward-facing red lights????) But would anyone seriously swap £5000 for this? FIVE GRAND? Is it me?

[Mr_Bo11ox]

four grand for this???

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Skoda-Felicia-1-6-Fun-Ltd-Edn-/201882410539

 

I used to think these were flippin class. But i didnt know you had to look at this lot as you drove about:

 

 

Jesus

[Mr_Bo11ox]

I would feel such a massive gimp driving round in this

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-Ford-Escort-Solar-1-6i-Convertable-/122425697089

 

Why am I even looking at it? Step away FFS.

 

 

***clicks 'watch'***

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-Calypso-Cabriolet-1-6i-auto-/282425214060

 

Yes, a Mk6 escort convertible with trims and an autobox, such a thing actually exists

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

I get all wistful and nostalgic when I see these old Barryboys heaps nowadays. So does U-POL's primer division probably.

 

 

Wiring up to the usual standard.

 

 

...but he's bucked the seatbelts into those seatbelt tidies, so I'm conflicted. 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-escort-/132154174477

[STUNO]

Fiat fest....

By the dust in the door shuts it qualifies as a barn find

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/fiat/auction-1295425159.htm

 

 

HOW MUCH ? It has spent the last 20 years doing what Fiats do best too.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/fiat/auction-1296605740.htm

 

 

That's noice

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/fiat/auction-1298060689.htm

 

 

Granny's old car here folks, I know you want it...NOT LADA

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/fiat/auction-1298985403.htm

 

 

And to finish, a proper Tipo

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/fiat/auction-603144381.htm

 

 

 

 

[STUNO]

Saved this for because, the owner only thinks it's a Fiat. this one seems to have almost escaped being a used car, it just missed by 45,000 km

Price ? doesn't matter, I cannot have it, even with those letters on the grille.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/fiat/auction-1286883082.htm

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Junkman]

LEZ friendly van anyone?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-Bedford-Midi-Van-2-0-Petrol-Project/252850146755

 

 

The van runs and drives lovely

 

 

doesn't like to idle when cold

 

So it doesn't run and drive lovely.

 

 

I can't forsee any future problems

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/100mm-Stand-Crystal-Ball-Asian-Natural-Quartz-Clear-Magic-Crystal-Healing-Ball-/251800368157

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TRIUMPH-2000-AUTO/322472879906

 

 

i bought it a couple of months ago with the intention of restoring it myself, however i do have a few other things on and so have decided to pass it on to someone else.

 

It's fucked.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-P6-TVs-George-Gentleys-car-only-48k-miles-/252849390531

 

[Asimo]

Glad it's not an LPG conversion.

 

 

I HAVE ABOUT 100 LITRES OF OIL TO GO WITH THE TRUCK AND ALL THE STORAGE TANKS AND FILTERS TO GET YOU GOING

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/veg-oil-converted-TATA-TL2-2004-/222444687392?hash=item33cabc9020:g:XeoAAOSwXYtYvAjZ

 

[Springer]

Saved this for because, the owner only thinks it's a Fiat. this one seems to have almost escaped being a used car, it just missed by 45,000 km

Price ? doesn't matter, I cannot have it, even with those letters on the grille.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/fiat/auction-1286883082.htm

 

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Still think they're gorgeous looking....always wanted one!

[Springer]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-P6-TVs-George-Gentleys-car-only-48k-miles-/252849390531

 

Now that's just lovely!!!!!!!!!!!

[cort16]

You've been rovertaken

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/rover-75-contemporary-se-2-5-auto-2006-low-mileage-private-number-/272625039238?hash=item3f79b7f786:g:hXgAAOSww3tY6pon

[egg]

Just an other Favorit, but I love this ad picture for the collection of shite. (Might be on Andys's way home from Bulgaria)

 

https://www.polovniautomobili.com/putnicka-vozila/7794590/skoda-favorit-136-l

 

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Glad it's not an LPG conversion.

 

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I HAVE ABOUT 100 LITRES OF OIL TO GO WITH THE TRUCK AND ALL THE STORAGE TANKS AND FILTERS TO GET YOU GOING

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/veg-oil-converted-TATA-TL2-2004-/222444687392?hash=item33cabc9020:g:XeoAAOSwXYtYvAjZ

 

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Oh God, I thought you photoshopped that crap text on the back! 

[cort16]

LPG'd Hemi v8 JEEP. Would

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jeep-Grand-Cherokee-5-7-V8-Hemi-auto-Limited-55-LPG-Conv-/201885973612?hash=item2f01577c6c:g:hJMAAOSwU8hY6h~z

[Tetleysmooth]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-Ford-Granada-Scorpio-2-9-Auto-/182522393989

 

If I remember correctly, didn't these have some sort of fuel cut off switch in the spare wheel well?

Pretty sure Sierras did. Quite often played up and wouldn't allow fuel to the engine.

[cort16]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/nissan-navara-/192153093339?hash=item2cbd3784db:g:DbIAAOSwc-tY6f5n

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

FULL OF LEAFS

 

 

I done this for my son as he is mad on i'm celebrity get me out of here.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/HONDA-C100-Similar-to-a-c50-c70-c90-cub-FUN-BIKE-/332173968788

[holbeck]

 

http://www.subito.it/auto/talbot-matra-ranch-grand-raid-1979-udine-202210656.htm#

 

[cort16]

when your piss tarp dissolves with old age it's time to move on.

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/mercedes-benz/mercedes-500-sel/1230448863

[MarvinsMom]

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C857304

 

ex. vandalised Ambro is up for sale.

 

which kinda makes me sad, but hopefully it will be bought by someone who will use the car, and love and cherish it.

 

we saw this as the NEC a couple of weeks ago, and its a really, really tidy looking old thing. and so comfortable to sit in...

 

at £2200, the asking price didn't seem that out of the way either.

 

i'd like to own this myself!!