Junkman's Irish Climate Improvement Mission A Full Success! - Caution: P6 Series 1 V8 Porn!

[Junkman]

Why would anyone have to pre book an MoT for driving a car registered in Germany?

[garbaldy]

Why would anyone have to pre book an MoT for driving a car registered in Germany?

Since off the road for so long it has no plates, I can't be fashed with hastle

[Cleon-Fonte]

Slightly short of the required cylinder count, but the word 'shite' was invented for two-tone Landcrabs.

 

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C827492

[Guest Breadvan72]

Junkpersonage no likey shake it all about gear stickery.

[Cleon-Fonte]

I'm sure there are far more serious defects he could find with it than the gearbox.

[Guest Breadvan72]

Two cylinders missing, one year late, but still massively horrible in every way, and therefore correct. Bonus for being in Belgium.

 

(Discovered by Herr Graf Von Bollox in eBay tat)

 

 

http://www.kapaza.be/fr/pontiac/old-timer-pontiac-6000-se-112949206.htm

 

 

[Asimo]

 

 

no stains......plush carpeting.......genuine wood.......cloisonne deck lid lock cover 

 

I know it is a bit modern, but it wouldn't be hard to reverse-engineer this to 1986. 

Local too. https://www.gumtree.com/p/cadillac/cadillac-deville-sedan-4.9-v8-auto-low-mileage-classic-american-muscle-1991-h-/1207214042

[barmatt]

Ticks most boxes I think and you can pretend you're a mid 90's gangster wherever you go.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mercedes-500-sec-1991-J-reg-not-560-or-420-Final-Edition-/232231143805?hash=item36120e097d:g:3e0AAOSw5cNYmH1M

 

 

 

and it's close to me, so it could be collected and stashed here for a while if necessary. Promise* not to hoon around in it too much.

[Guest Breadvan72]

If talking 90s shitbenzes, this one has moardoors, is slammed YO, and is more putrescent.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/93-Mercedes-E220-Auto-W124-190e-W201-stanced-resto-mod-staggered-monoblock-rims/201808067123?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20140122125356%26meid%3D2ab721a73d874acaa95ca22d253bc398%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D232231143805

 

[barmatt]

If talking 90s shitbenzes, this one has moardoors, is slammed YO, and is more putrescent.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/93-Mercedes-E220-Auto-W124-190e-W201-stanced-resto-mod-staggered-monoblock-rims/201808067123?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20140122125356%26meid%3D2ab721a73d874acaa95ca22d253bc398%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D232231143805

 

 

 

Someone's nicked half the injun.

[mercrocker]

Thread closed. 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1967-Humber-Hawk-/192099540528?hash=item2cba065e30:g:NoEAAOSwUKxYmwaX

[LessThanEqual]

 

Bit modern and only* a V6, but looks mega tidy and only £500.

[Junkman]

Since off the road for so long it has no plates, I can't be fashed with hastle

 

Get a set of export plates then.

[Junkman]

Thread closed. 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1967-Humber-Hawk-/192099540528?hash=item2cba065e30:g:NoEAAOSwUKxYmwaX

 

Although it beats every one of those Auschwitz Shuttle Buses by several lightyears, it sadly also beats them in unaffordability.

[forddeliveryboy]

Can someone please make this gopping pile of shit go away?

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?=1&v=3uSTOHa4Im4

[eddyramrod]

Thread closed. 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1967-Humber-Hawk-/192099540528?hash=item2cba065e30:g:NoEAAOSwUKxYmwaX

Insufficient pot count.

 

Seriously, get an STS. They're reasonably modern (though the youngest will be 15 years old now) in terms of things that work, like electrics and stuff, but they've got all of the correct period features (crap handling, massive fuel consumption, appalling interior, too large to park anywhere) of a mid/late 80's Yank Tank. Plus they come in a range of deeply unattractive colours.

 

And you can get a decent one for about £1500.

 

What's not to like?

FWD.

 

 

If you think you can stretch your budget enough, PM me

[eddyramrod]

Or, this is local to me.  Right number of pedals but two cylinders short.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTIN-PRINCESS-VANDEN-PLAS-3000-1964-/222402333242?hash=item33c8364a3a:g:e54AAOSw9GhYjimr

 

I've "spotted" it before too...

 

I can pick you up from the station...

[NorfolkNWeigh]

There would appear to be only one answer, affordable RWD V8 that's not from The Axis countries and if you're not quite caddish enough for a Wardour St Bentley, why the real thing of course.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bentley-Mulsanne-Turbo/252756865500?_trksid=p2141725.c100338.m3726&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20150313114020%26meid%3Dcc8199ae50144a1991c4e49c8a56dad3%26pid%3D100338%26rk%3D13%26rkt%3D30%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D391692935950

 

The trades mans upholstery could be easily fixed with some of these

[anonymous user]

I think the gentleman should obtain a Stage 1 V8 Land Rover Station Wagon. I appreciate that he will not want to change gear himself, but the handy middle front seat should be occupied by someone to push the clutch and move the gearstick as required

[eddyramrod]

 

$_86.JPG

 

I know it is a bit modern, but it wouldn't be hard to reverse-engineer this to 1986. 

Local too. https://www.gumtree.com/p/cadillac/cadillac-deville-sedan-4.9-v8-auto-low-mileage-classic-american-muscle-1991-h-/1207214042

 

HOW MUCH??????

Huggy is significantly cheaper, with the added advantages of free road tax and RWD.  Bloody hell, if a girls' Cadillac is worth 6k, what's the world coming to?

[Guest Breadvan72]

This Bentley is available for three bags and has the double advantages of lacking an MoT and being parked in a tip.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bentley-8-injection-Jan-1989-105-000-miles-full-history-all-hand-books-can-mot/302215527447?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20140122125356%26meid%3Da5b15e7c521d4c12aefb1d4258de11bc%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D252756865500

 

 

 

[Guest Breadvan72]

Also, the numberplate stands for "Fuck me raw, it's Junkman's Rotten Roller."

[cort16]

Kraftwerk

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-E32-735i-49K-Very-low-mileage-/152426956281?hash=item237d5ac5f9:g:1AcAAOSwA3dYmN~y

[cort16]

This isn't the wurst

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-E28-520i-Auto-i-Beige-/332114627529?hash=item4d53930bc9:g:-DUAAOSwNnRYlfcq

[Junkman]

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If you think you can stretch your budget enough, PM me

 

I could potentially stretch my budget, but sadly not my driveway.

[DVee8]

Buy this fine steed

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-oldsmobile-cutlass-3-0-v6-Fwd-American-Classic-car/122345579942?_trksid=p2047675.c100011.m1850&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20140107083358%26meid%3Df71deb354df54e958024d6cbf5175c21%26pid%3D100011%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D302219192662

 

 

[pshome]

Good cars are not to be searched for, they stray into your house.

[Guest Breadvan72]

Good cars are not to be searched for, they stray crash into your house.

 

 

FTFY

 

 

 

[Junkman]

Buy this fine steed

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-oldsmobile-cutlass-3-0-v6-Fwd-American-Classic-car/122345579942?_trksid=p2047675.c100011.m1850&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20140107083358%26meid%3Df71deb354df54e958024d6cbf5175c21%26pid%3D100011%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D302219192662

 

 

 

 

You know, it crossed my mind.

[Junkman]

Good cars are not to be searched for, they stray into your house.

 

That is remarkably true. Cars find you, not you them.