Autoshite Quote of the Year Thread 2017

[sporty-shite]

 

 

It's just flippin' mega in so many ways, but at the same time totally horrid. I'd love somebody else to buy it.

 

Barrett on  the vinyl-seated, four speed, super-pov BX in the ebay thread.

[vulgalour]

Stanky, on sorting out his Geep petrol tank.
 

Then I needed to dry it out, or it'll just rust again. I hoiked the clothes out the tumble dryer, turned it on and wedged the outlet pipe over the pickup hole in the tank with a flip-flop.

[DeeJay]

News 24,

This had me chuckling for ages.

Just picturing this fizzog glaring out of a Fiesta windscreen.

 

 

 

 

 

Also me and my wife are not what you would call "dainty"
She used to have a fiesta - when we got in it together we banged shoulders.

Plus, it looked like we were vacuum packed in it.

 

 

(I know it's not Bren).

[tooSavvy]

^^^ SWMBO complained about the narrow Savvy = 'elbow fencing' when doing up our seatbelts!

 

TS

[Skizzer]

It's my best friend, my wingman, my little puppy. If I see an architecturally interesting building, or some renaissance art, or a fit bird, I want the AX to be there to share it with me.

[vulgalour]

Still can't find how to switch off the invisibility cloak on the Land Rover. I'm now getting to the point that the next time someone cuts me up I may just run into them as it's wearing my brakes out.

[purplebargeken]

^^ apply that to the i10. I so want to do that!!!

[oldcars]

Bren pulls another belter out of the bag in the LDV400 V8 thread.

 

You would need balls of steel to drive that fast - I would imagine 90 mph in that is like trying to stay on the back of a shot giraffe. 

[phil_lihp]

Dollywobbler on the Lexus LS400.

 

 

...driving this car down a narrow, Shropshire B road is a lot like threading a fish finger into a Smarties tube. It's messy and best avoided.