Trusted Shitter Scheme Audi A4 diesel or VW Golf

[Cleon-Fonte]

I told you the lure of a Citroen diesel would be too difficult to resist after a while

[beko1987]

It's an addiction man!

 

The A4 is a lovely place to be, very VERY capable on the motorway, although not as fast as a Citroen Berlingo driven by an old couple...

[purplebargeken]

Thought the A4 was being driven by an old couple?

[beko1987]

Well the A4 had myself and Bub in, suppose we looked like an old couple!

 

No, there was a newish berlingo on the motorway absolutley caning it, it kept coming past us, Bub would get annoyed and get back infront, repeat for about 15 miles. We reckon the drier wound it up as fast as it could go and kept it there, any loss of momentum would have been fatal for it!

[purplebargeken]

LOL

[anonymous user]

Ken, as these are prime VAG products I trust that for any enquiries you will don your best pointy shoes and shiny suit, to discuss the merits of the lease lend scheme, whilst extolling the virtues of a warranty fully underwritten by Cavcraft.

[purplebargeken]

^^ Yes.

[Lacquer Peel]

Can I buy the Audi?

[purplebargeken]

I'm sorry? Did you say........ 'Can I buy the Audi?'

[purplebargeken]

I think 'yes' could be an entirely suitable answer.

[bub2006]

The Audi will be completely valeted I side and out. By my friendly eastern Europe friends around the corner. Still awaiting the logbook though.

[bub2006]

So there we have it. If you want a car that will out accelerate anything on the road to get to the bingo hall buy a light blue 61 plate berlingo. Hell,Doris was determined to ri g its neck

[purplebargeken]

Women drivers called Doris can be quite ferocious. Dunno about male drivers called Doris.

[bub2006]

Either way a fat angry fella lost his bottle before they did. They made great use of the downhill stretches

[purplebargeken]

Bub, can you PM LP for me with the reg details and your most exactest location.

 

Cheers fella

[bub2006]

OK fella will do

[purplebargeken]

Ta mate.

[oldcars]

Women drivers called Doris can be quite ferocious. Dunno about male drivers called Doris.

Hope not. Previous owner of my Rialto was call Doris, might explain omghgf then

[purplebargeken]

Likely will explain it. There is a Doris in my road. She is pretty ferocious in a car, and also when not in a car tbh.

[bub2006]

Does she have a blue rinse

[purplebargeken]

Not anymore.

[oldcars]

Doris left her shopping list in the boot. It was like a fossil under the carpet. Only item i remember was STORK margarine. Always wonder why stork was in capital letters. Unimportant i know but still baffling.

[purplebargeken]

Vital part of her dietary intake? Does Stok, sorry, STORK still exist. My Nan used to use it extensively.

[Lacquer Peel]

Does anyone want a sheddy VW Caddy with a long MOT? £400 to shiters, preferably en route to Derby...

[oldcars]

Vital part of her dietary intake? Does Stok, sorry, STORK still exist. My Nan used to use it extensively.

Not sure, should have held onto the list. Part of the cars history lost forever.

[beko1987]

Does anyone want a sheddy VW Caddy with a long MOT? £400 to shiters, preferably en route to Derby...

I like your style!

[bub2006]

Damn it. I would love another van but can't afford one at the min and need a family vehicle.

[Ghosty]

Stork is still a thing.

[purplebargeken]

^^ Yay

[KruJoe]

 Caddy 

 

Will it run on STORK m8?