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Yes, and best of luck dude. It's not a pleasant experience, but just try and concentrate on not getting an erection during the procedure.

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Also don't sing a national anthem.

 

Can't believe you've gone and fetched this BX out of reach then don't want it. On the plus side, "saved from myself" when I saw it was for sale, so thanks for taking one for the team so to speak :D

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Tried reading the whole thread by just looking at the pictures and was worried I was going mad until I saw he bought the BX.

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How apt.

A 28 year old shitroen.

Sorry, but I'd have been shitting myself on the trip back.

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That BX is your favourite old Labrador. Scruffy, smells a bit and a bit incontinent but it's always there and always comfortable with whatever you want of it, whether popping around the corner or trapesing up to Scotland for dinner. At first you look at it and recoil at its dishevilment but then it gets under your skin and its foibles just don't matter anymore. It's a mate who sticks with you through the tuff bits of life. Of course you curse it when it decides to piss on the carpet or throw up when you're ready to take the wife out for a meal but, given a day or so, you'll forgive it, and then you'll forgive it and maybe give it a bath.

 

I'm sort of missing it. I'm also not missing it. It's weird, cars don't get under my skin but I think this one did.

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Up and out early this morning. Cheers for leaving a GIANT FUCKING MOTH in the back with the bits. That flew into my spectacles twice while I was approaching a roundabout at 0600 this morn.

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Ideal city centre commuter. No longer includes one aggressive giant moth.

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My video on this car is one of my most viewed. Over 10,000 now! Maybe you could get Scary to wire up a computer to the Rev counter, so it just randomly moves about. That be fun.

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Fancy a swap with the Rover as it works far too well for me.

What rover?

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This thread has been made for much derskL0lz.

I love this old thing but I already have a knackered French diesel.

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I would guess the Autoshite bike ex-bollox 220

 

I don't even remember posting that, I had a bottle and a half of Vino Collapso last night.

 

The last thing I need is another French car as the one I already have has languished in a garage for nearly a year now.

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Well that took some unloading.  Shed now full.

 

MOT is up next.

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Ah, the olden days, when estate cars had flat load floors without a gurt lip, making it easy to drag things in and out. To be fair, MrsTW's old 306 in-a-state had a flat load floor as well, but the Shitroen looks even more cavernous.

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Massive want.

Pm me if you fancy a hugely disappointing offer of a paltry sum of cash, or some other French scrap in part ex.

Otherwise, ahm oot.

 

 

Err, GLWTS.

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