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Well you've fucked up there, I live near Leicester so I wouldn't stay in the centre, I'd get a taxi back which is CHEAPER than your awful Scenic so for that reason, and that reason only, I'M OUT.

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You live near Leicester and I've fucked up? DOES NOT COMPUTE.

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I'll have this. Are you around on Saturday? I can bring cash, no time wasting.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

April fool.

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48HRS TO SCRAP. Tick followed tock, etc.

 

I have now reduced this fine* automobile to a bargainous £125, but cometh Thursday, cometh thy call to thine scrap man.

 

Now, that's £25 LESS than two nights stay in the Premier Inn, St Georges Way, Leicester. So in essence, for the price of 48 hours in a shit hotel, in a shit city, suffering untold misery and wishing you'd never offered her that 'romantic' break, you could be £25 better off AND having a bunk up with the secretary in Beeston Castle car park at 3.00am. Just don't expect to drive there. or back.

 

this secretary, is she included?

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Just driven this beauty* home. Running on all four cylinders, but smoking like an asbolute bastard. Brucie Bonuses: Ripspeed DVD/CD player, decent parcel shelf, full bottle of STP oil treatment, spare floor mats.

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Roland Ratislav the toker is going to miss out, I've booked Cartakeback to collect it.

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Make sure you take out the mats and the DVD player as I am sure there will be a quality replacement appearing soon that might need them. You know it makes sense. 

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Ours wouldn't sell on here even for scrap money so I sent it off to be cubed.

 

Mk1's really are bombproof - they're the last of the really reliable* 1990's Renaults. Quite sturdy, the 2-litre was a good engine and hauled quite well, brakes last forever, auto box was known as the Renault death box for obvious reasons, battery is under the driver's seat and tips sulphuric acid all over you if you roll it, quite comfy. I don't actually have a good word to say about it except ours never let us down and I could never kill it despite my best attempts.

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I found the battery sort of by accident yesterday, which was handy as I'll be keeping it.

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Now officially C U L8RD

 

 

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Can't be many better starts to a Bank Holiday weekend!

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There can. Not actually working for the entire fecking weekend would be a start.

 

Well done on the errr 'sale'  :-D

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