Felly Magic Posted February 15, 2015 Posted February 15, 2015 This will probably piss off Billy, but feck it, let's have a proper thread for Scumtree mongoloids, who really seem dumber than mud Starting off with this 'gem'. Since when did Vauxhall build something called a Chloe? http://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/vauxhall-chloe-w-reg/1085628404 brickwall 1
Partridge Posted February 15, 2015 Posted February 15, 2015 A Vauxhall Chloe? What the heck? To be fair we already have the Vauxhall Adam and the Renault Zoe. And most girls called Chloe are hot. And Scumtree is a Mong's Den. brickwall 1
Junkman Posted February 15, 2015 Posted February 15, 2015 But their son is now at uni.Confirms everything I already had suspected about today's unis. Twiggy, mercrocker and brickwall 3
Timewaster Posted February 15, 2015 Posted February 15, 2015 It says "Vauxhall Chole Norfolk" No further explanation required. Partridge and brickwall 2
155V6 Posted February 15, 2015 Posted February 15, 2015 I think it's just a case of people being about as interested in cars,as they are about things like fridges & washing machines.To them,it's just a machine that does a job.You'd think if they didn't know,they'd go outside & have a look though Bamboocarman 1
The Reverend Bluejeans Posted February 15, 2015 Posted February 15, 2015 But their son is now at uni.Confirms everything I already had suspected about today's unis. Hang on a minute there....you don't mean they are in fact second rate polytechnics rebranded by Blair's lefty fucksticks? Aah yes, I understand. They are indeed 'Unis'. Universities however, schooling for the gifted, are quite different. Nothing to do with fucking idiots who call Renaults Vauxhalls. warren t claim and Partridge 2
DodgyBastard Posted February 15, 2015 Posted February 15, 2015 They normally write the title as Mr instead of writing what fucking car it is! http://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/mr/1100550641 http://www.gumtree.com/p/bmw/mr-taylor/1099875762 http://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/mr/1097311326 http://www.gumtree.com/p/audi/mr-underwood-/1100025905 dome, NorfolkNWeigh, HillmanImp and 1 other 4
brickwall Posted February 16, 2015 Posted February 16, 2015 So, Mr Karl Underwood has a Audi for sale
Partridge Posted February 16, 2015 Posted February 16, 2015 While we're on the subject, why are scumtree pictures always so terrible? It's very odd.
mercrocker Posted February 16, 2015 Posted February 16, 2015 they probably get their cameras on there, too..... Partridge and saucedoctor 2
Felly Magic Posted February 16, 2015 Author Posted February 16, 2015 That Fiesta FOAD posted looks like it's in a scrapyard too!
HH-R Posted February 16, 2015 Posted February 16, 2015 The absolute best Gumtree photos I've seen were of a CityRover, someone had taken a picture of a digital camera displaying a picture of it. LOL!
colnerov Posted February 16, 2015 Posted February 16, 2015 The absolute best Gumtree photos I've seen were of a CityRover, someone had taken a picture of a digital camera displaying a picture of it. LOL! That's because digital cameras take better pictures than phones. Partridge 1
AlabamaShrimp Posted February 16, 2015 Posted February 16, 2015 I don't get why they all seem to have shit photos and badly worded and spelt adverts? There must be at least one person that uses it that isn't a total and utter mong
Felly Magic Posted February 16, 2015 Author Posted February 16, 2015 Scumtree and ebay are the same firm, so mongtardedness does not surprise me. But putting barely a line of text in the description, and not even bothering to put what the car is or calling a Renner a Pauxhall really takes a special kind of stupidity
Bren Posted February 16, 2015 Posted February 16, 2015 I did'nt know that they made flavoured clutches - certainly never had a mint one. Dumbed down education, coupled with mobile phone speak, produces spelling and grammar that drives home that most of us over a certain age actually did have an education. Partridge 1
Matt Posted February 16, 2015 Posted February 16, 2015 They normally write the title as Mr instead of writing what fucking car it is! http://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/mr/1100550641 http://www.gumtree.com/p/bmw/mr-taylor/1099875762 http://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/mr/1097311326 http://www.gumtree.com/p/audi/mr-underwood-/1100025905 I noticed that too but it's mainly just forenames in my area for some reason. It's not so bad really, all the same people that use it use Ebay too I'm sure. I sell stuff via Gumtree now because it's free and the type of people you deal with depends on what you're selling. The people that replied to my car subwoofers were very different to those replying to my ads for vintage computers for example. I'll let you judge what the differences were for yourselves.
Partridge Posted February 16, 2015 Posted February 16, 2015 The absolute best Gumtree photos I've seen were of a CityRover, someone had taken a picture of a digital camera displaying a picture of it. LOL!I remember that being posted on ARSEOnline!
New POD Posted February 16, 2015 Posted February 16, 2015 Hang on a minute there....you don't mean they are in fact second rate polytechnics rebranded by Blair's lefty fucksticks? Aah yes, I understand. They are indeed 'Unis'. Universities however, schooling for the gifted, are quite different. Nothing to do with fucking idiots who call Renaults Vauxhalls. I went to a Polytechnic when it was Coventry (Lanchester) Polytechnic, which had previously been the Coventry Lanchester School of Art and Technology, and became firstly Coventry Polytechnic and then Coventry University. The course I did was aimed at 40 lads and 3 girls becoming the cannon fodder of manufacturing engineering in the automotive industry in the west midlands. About 50% of the people on my course lived with 30 miles of Coventry. When it was still a Poly, our course was accredited by the IProdE (Later becoming IMfgE and Then joining the IEE who became the IET). Once it became a University, they lost their accreditation, because they started to be a bit less practical and a bit more academic.Even them on arts courses knew the difference between a Vauxhall and a French car.
laser wheels Posted February 16, 2015 Posted February 16, 2015 ^^^^Coincidentally some twat has parked up a white Y reg Sierra Ghia with a flat battery just on the other side of the road to that Gumtree TT... It's a small world, isn't it?
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