epic autoshite engineering bloke wanted for commission

[hairnet]

how many times would i need to throw my wallet at you to make a pair of these please

 

 

currently being crippled so its a need rather than a want

 

love you looong time etc

 

thanks

 

 

[Minimad5]

Don't understand the 37mm post drawing, as 300mm width + 10mm = 40mm ..... or am i being a spanner ?

[overrun]

Is it bracketry to mount my laptop on its side, so I can decipher the diagram?

[Minimad5]

Jesus, forget what i just said. HOW STUPID
Some Questions:

How quickly do you need them ?
What metal do you want the allen bolts made from - Mild or stainless & 'Cap' head or Countersink ?
 

[Pillock]

My neck hurts now.

[derskine]

 

AHHHH

 

 

Is it Alan Davies?

[overrun]

My neck hurts now.

 

You need someone to make you those brackets and then you can mount your screen to the required angle.

[Station]

Jesus, forget what i just said. HOW STUPID

Some Questions:

 

How quickly do you need them ?

What metal do you want the allen bolts made from - Mild or stainless & 'Cap' head or Countersink ?

 

 

I've forwarded this to Mr Boss @ Minimad'sPlaceOfWork.com.

[Minimad5]

Sod that ^
I'll just ask Jonathan to do it, not sure of how many pennies it will take. Yet.

[hairnet]

Jesus, forget what i just said. HOW STUPID

Some Questions:

 

How quickly do you need them ?

What metal do you want the allen bolts made from - Mild or stainless & 'Cap' head or Countersink ?

 

300mm LMFAO

 

coupla/3 weeks?

 

stainless countersunk - the bolts holding the bars on now are flush

 

fank oo

[Minimad5]

I will get a price first, as i'll be getting a friend to do it, since our workshop is now sans machines (boo-hoo cost cutting)

[STUNO]

why is the start block 73 mm long and the finished 78 mm.

I am just trying to cause trouble and I could not make it !

[STUNO]

Also the mention of handlebars is worrying. I have this image of a pushbike with a laptop mounted sideways on the handlebars .

Go for it minimad, this lot are amazing when help is needed.

[Minimad5]

Actually looking at it again, you have no 'meat' for the raised 37mm section, so some place your measurements are wrong.
if that doesn't make sense, i will try draw my own fancy picture to explain.

[hairnet]

why is the start block 73 mm long and the finished 78 mm.

I am just trying to cause trouble and I could not make it !

 

block is 78 - think he just wrote it down wrong

 

the raised block bit 10 on one side 5 on the other......

 

so the handlebar sits over the top of it - ive not looked under the clip on - odd that its not flat - wonder why that is - gonna look tomorrow and see wtf its like that

 

what a feckin daft shape for it to be seeing as its flat from the top ??

 

i dont think you need the raised bit - the aftermarket ones from america are just flat shaped with the 3 holes in (2xm8 and the 37mm)

[Minimad5]

I hate fag packet drawings
Think you could get some more accurate measurements & pictures ?
As emailed my mate, who does this for a living and he has just replied "Eerm" , that is it . LOL !

[STUNO]

Issigonis made a Mini from a fag packet drawing!

[twosmoke300]

Are these bar risers for 37mm forks ? You could prob get them cheaper off the shelf. I've got some and will check the dimensions but are off a triumph tt600 so probably bigger than 37mm

[Fabergé Greggs]

Did you a quick sketch. if that seems right I'll put the measurements on for ya. 

 

 

 

[Bren]

Looks like the engineering drawings for a bosal exhaust.

[hairnet]

the post might be a delete

 

not had time to go near the bike - power cut in warrington lengthened my day

 

 

aftermarket nicht post so - wouldnt worry - think handmade bloke was over engineering them

 

theyre only a big spacer right

 

^^ would be easier made too yes?

 

thanks mm ya boy ya

[Minimad5]

Can we get measurements confirmed, as been requested by DA MATE IN DA KNOW

[Fabergé Greggs]

Did you still want them made hairnet? I could work out if you did or you didn't from your last post!

[hairnet]

jacky and mm - these will still get made (please) but bike needs mechanical stuff at the moment

 

ta

[Minimad5]

Did you triple check measurements ?
I hate to be a pedantic bastard, but i don't want you to outlay your hard earned pennies - Then find they don't fit.