Weirdest Machines Seen In A Staff Car Park

[UmBongo]

I saw this today and had a massive WTF? moment.

 

I didn't have a camera on me but found this picture on ArseBanditsCrazyMotors.com.

 

 

It was missing the Aleyun on the roof, and I think it had more 'Danger! Biohazard!' type stickers on the bumpers, but this is it.

[drum]

Do you work at MacDonalds?

[Guest Facelifted75]

lol those white walls are fucking epic

[Partridge]

I must say, the Alien makes a welcome change from pineapples.

[Noel Tidybeard]

I must say, the Alien makes a welcome change from pineapples.

maybe it started out as a pineapple but then evolved into an alien

[rml2345]

Maybe that's what space pineapples look like? As awful as it is, I applaud the lack of dangerous STANCE_YO! type modifications.

[spike60]

I used to see a rough FWD Escort convertible with a full roll cage and twin exhausts exiting through the middle of the back panel. It didn't look like a competition car to me and if it was why a soft top? The exhausts must have made the boot useless. Regularly at Tees Dock about 10 years ago.

[scooters]

Maybe it's my age but I just don't get this 'scene' at all.

[catsinthewelder]

Kids have been 'ruining' old cars since the 40's.  I prefer rat look to those gopping max power efforts from 15 years ago although I do giggle at all the half arsed attempts at both.

[mercrocker]

^^I'm with scooters.   It reminds me of those kids at school who stuck bits from Messerchmitt and Spitfire airfix kits to their Corgi cars.   I didn't get that either.....On a lighter note our works car park this year so far has contained a 1951 Chevy pick up, various P5 and P6 Rovers and currently a Trabant Combi.   As well as my old stuff....

[catsinthewelder]

Weirdest car in out work carpark recently was a two tone metalic blue over silver Proton Compact with dents on every panel and a two foot tall vinyl sticker of Spocks face on the o/s/r panel owned by an art teacher.

 

I don't think she knows what rat look is and she loves her little car

[chaseracer]

Rich, the 'weirdest machine' contest will end forever when you take the CRADLEY HEATH HEAVY INDUSTRIES recumbent to work... 

[catsinthewelder]

I have,  the first time I was sent back out to fetch it into reception after they had a massive WTF moment on seeing it arrive through the gates and disappear round the corner.

[UmBongo]

Do you work at MacDonalds?

Close.

 

I work at MacTavish's.

 

The Big MacT is our speciality.

 

It's a portion of haggis, neeps and tatties wrapped in a bowl of porridge.

 

Tasty!