I want that lobotomy

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

Fucking hell.

 

I watched half an hour of the most painful toss aka 'I want that car '

 

A monosyllabic meathead with an E46 Coupe (well I never!) tossing up between a Mustang and an E92 Coupe. Chose the latter, a match made in heaven.

 

But the 22 year old gimp who:

 

a) thought a late shape Scenic interior was 'beautiful'

 

b ) chose a MINI Wankman over a black Alfa 159.

 

I fucking give up. The human race is finished.

[dollywobbler]

I caught an episode of this at a friend's house. Not even the cuteness of Rebecca Jackson could save it.

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

If he'd chosen the 159 he could have taken her roughly up the Gary and then come all over her face BECAUSE HE OWNS A BLACK 159.

 

Now he looks like some cunt driving his girlfriends car - YOU LOSE.

[castros_bro]

I missed it all as me van broke down, I spent a few hours in the sunshine changing the cambelt on my Morini, had a discussion wiv an Ozzy bird about stick welding, swapped a few txts about trapping  signal crayfish and munched a blistering hot chilli.  The world is not doomed it's just some of us don't get wall to wall publicity. So  unless someone has glued yer nose to the screen with bondashite or you are waiting for a "valentine" at the GUM clinic  then just SWITCH IT ORFF.

[Asimo]

?...or Drink through it!

 

TV attracts twats like shit attracts flies. Throw the fucker out and thank fuck for Autoshite!

[the judge]

I thought it was great. Sorry,I meant wank.

[HH-R]

It is so poor that it's entertaining!

 

Think my favourite* one was with the lad with a small budget. They found him a potentially crash damaged absolute poverty spec ZR then said "mind the heads go on these", a barried mk4 Ashtray and a 1.4 Polo with a million miles on the clock. They banged on about OMG VW RELIABILITY then rhymed off what had just been replaced, gearbox and god knows what.

 

He went for the Astra but it had been sold. He chose to not bother, the other choices were so bad. He could have done far better with 5 minutes on Autotrader.

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

I missed it all as me van broke down, I spent a few hours in the sunshine changing the cambelt on my Morini, had a discussion wiv an Ozzy bird about stick welding, swapped a few txts about trapping signal crayfish and munched a blistering hot chilli. The world is not doomed it's just some of us don't get wall to wall publicity. So unless someone has glued yer nose to the screen with bondashite or you are waiting for a "valentine" at the GUM clinic then just SWITCH IT ORFF.

Sadly. 'Twas not my own house. I watched this shit at a mates house whilst my Mrs did his wife's hair.

 

However, half a bottle of Rioja Vega Crianza and a chapter of Bowie's autobiography helped cleanse my mind.

[Bren]

All these programmes seemed to be dumbed down because joe public knows fuck all about cars.

 

Come to think of it, joe public knows fuck all about fuck all these days.

[chaseracer]

Yet every one of them's an expert, it seems... (see below)