Agony Aunt advice sought on embarrassing number plate related malarkey

[Guest Breadvan72]

PS: I saw a  red Audi TT this morning called JUS 2 HOT.  The driver was female and, frankly, should be reported to Trading Standards or the ASA, or both.   I wanted to open fire, but my port cannon nacelle jammed.  Blooming Italian 1980s gun ports, eh?.

[vulgalour]

Maybe it was a cry for help, the heater in said TT jammed in the face melting position?

[cms206]

I recently transferred the plate off my 760 onto the 940 for no reaspn other than I quite liked the plate - E33 XGD - as its double digit and local to my area. Had umpteen different people comment on how my name isn't Xavier Gandalf Detomaso so it didn't make sense, and several others asking why I rebuilt an '87 740 estate to look like a 940 ten years newer.

 

As an aside the 760 which has never left Scotland since new was issued a Brighton mark (E952 HFG) which oddly IS transferrable. Sadly I'm not called Hectrum Folly Guzundersson so it's fucking useless as well.

[Guest Breadvan72]

Maybe it was a cry for help, the heater in said TT jammed in the face melting position?

 

 

Well, she looked like the sort of person who might be used to having something hot and sticky all over her face.