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Ebay shite accessories and giffer trinkets


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That BL sign was originally listed for £40 inc post, didn't sell, was relisted for £80 PLUS post, then for £50 now it's an auction.

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Now this is a proper shite accessory.. a tailblazer!...

 

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My dad had one of those on his BX GTi - fitted by original owner, I would assume - and it looked ace!

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My dad had one of those on his BX GTi - fitted by original owner, I would assume - and it looked ace!

 

I presume the previous owner was a giffer and didn't realise he'd bought a shitroen when he stuck the Alfa sign on the back! Or was he trying to mix french electricals and italian rust proofing!

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My grandparents had one of those in-mug warming elements. I seem to remember it took about half an hour to heat one cup to just above ambient and on more than one occasion, flattened the Cortina battery doing it.

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FUN

 

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Scandalise traffic wardens with feels-like-it-should-be-yet-isn't risqué or even comprehensible slogan!

 

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Random words tax disc holder is SO hilarious policemen will piss themselves! CALL NOW AND GET A FREE PRETEND TAX DISC

 

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INNOVATIVE: "Joke" punchline positioned underneath tax disc so all anyone can see is "neigh to nicotine" which means nothing!

 

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*faints from the shock of slogan*

 

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Ah, a memento from the old anti mandatory vasectomy campaign. Seller has added the keywords "pro life" in the title, I don't think this is that. 

 

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Vaeiiiim Biush & Toteh

 

How cheap does this look? The second I saw this I could feel it in my hand. You know this thing feels lighter than air, completely hollow and those buttons are too springy, hurt your finger and make a nasty scratching sounds as they're pressed. It probably makes a huge amount of noise while depositing almost nothing into its dust scrotum. 

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That hoover thing is mega innit. I love how its got a light on it to help people who decide to hoover their car in the flipping dark. I reckon when they had finished designing it some company boss or other will have said ‘Hmm, its just missing somethi –YES!!! I KNOW, STICK A LIGHT ON IT, THEY’LL LOVE IT’

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Got these on the Merc to stop the rain pouring in when the window is open a couple of inches.

They look superb on the car in a truely giffery style. I have to say that they are fxcking useless and if they are not open enough the fag smoke stays in the car but too much and the rain pisses in!

 

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I bought a pair of those window blade things for the T25.  They stayed put for ages until I wound a window down.  Pish.   I only use them now when camping for feeding the hook up cable through a cracked open window.   Actually, thinking about it, I should have persevered with them cos T25 window winders are made of Edam and I would never have known how shite they were.

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