Omgratluk

[af1]

Well boys and girls! I now have a omgratluk car! I didn't have to do anything but wait 20 years!

 

Off to b&q to buy some chalkboard paint and a hacksaw to cut my springs YOLO

 

 

.. On an entirely serious note perhaps an old base model bmw is just what I need to learn how to weld

 

 

Sent from my Ericsson GH337 using WAP

[af1]

Don't poke an old car in the rust

 

 

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[dugong]

Yeah, cheers* for that. 

[Craig the Princess]

[af1]

With obligatory wrong shade of red rattle can paint job

 

 

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[garbaldy]

Fookin hell I don't think I've seen a bmw rust so much and I am in scotland land of the salt.

 

Sent from my little black box h0t798 useing fat stiff fingers

[derskine]

All you need is a road sign, a stabby thing, a pop rivet gun and some pop rivets

Way stro8nger than weld l0lz

[Cavcraft]

Something or other

 

 

Sent from my Peugeot 306 using Vegoiltalk

[af1]

Right, time to unscrew one number plate screw and crack a bumper and hold it together wit cable ties

 

 

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[af1]

I am falling In love with the idea of getting a peugeot 305...

20 isn't quite old enough for a run about!!

 

Infact I just really want some old shite!!

 

Who is going to be the first to offer me a rover sd1 for this?

Winner gets a boggo spec 316!!!

 

 

 

 

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[inconsistant]

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Don't repair it, use it to open beer bottles. Sent from my office imac using the internet, instead of doing work

[Mr Livered]

A piece of duct tape to cover sharp edges at MoT time and voila. Sent from my phone whilst having a fag on a bench.

[barefoot]

Something else wickedly funny

 

 

 

 

 

Sent from a Samsong using the tip of my dick.

[garbaldy]

Who is going to be the first to offer me a rover sd1 for this? Winner gets a boggo spec 316!!!Sent from my Ericsson GH337 using WAP

Not for me I am already phoned up but someone may swap an sd1 for your phone.

 

Sent from my little black box with cold stiff fat fingers

[af1]

Not for me I am already phoned up but someone may swap an sd1 for your phone.

 

Sent from my little black box with cold stiff fat fingers

 

It is a very nice phone! Consider it a deal

 

*checks ebay for old phones*

 

 

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[oman5]

Apply salt vigorously to the exact same spot on the other side. people will think its meant to look like that. Tell them its the hoffmeister wheelarch hole.

 

 

sent from a 1908 Marconi morse tapper. beebeep beep bidibideep 

[af1]

This car will end up OMGRATLUK at this rate, just discovered my neighbour has keyed it! This is brilliant, everyone else is modifying it for me

 

 

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[af1]

Cute

 

 

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[barefoot]

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You got a rat look phone too

 

 

 

 

Sent from a Samsong using the tip of someone else's dick

[overrun]

Sent from my old hat tech iPhone 5S using an extortionate 24 month contract with very little content

[Bobthebeard]

I have sent this from an iPad.

Am I a dick?

[af1]

Has it got a retina display?

 

 

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[Bobthebeard]

No idea....

Sent from my ipad in my garage using Marlboro lights and possibly Carlsberg Export.

[overrun]

I have sent this from an iPad.

Am I a dick?

I have one as well. I am a dick.

 

Sent from my Philips Diga on BT Cellnet before SMS service existed

[garbaldy]

It is a very nice phone! Consider it a deal

 

 

Think you may be a spanner short.

 

Sent from smoke signals useing wet leaves and a bomber jacket

[dugong]

Stop posting from your phone.

 

Sent via horse against train

[rml2345]

I tried that but it's so damned addictive.

Fill the hole with filling type filler and have done with it man. No one is going to swap you a better phone for it.

Sent from 1976 using a Telex machine, two lengths of copper and a Delorean.

[Des]

A set of aftermarket chrome arches would work wonders there, and would serve the car an air of understated class.

Sent from my laptop, while I stand naked cracking one out to some girl on girl action and snorting a court shoe I found in the street.

[Craig the Princess]

Enough phone jokes have already been made. Please.

 

Sent from my OMGNokia 3210 hammered over a OMGNokia 5110!!!!!!11!!!1!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!

[Shep Shepherd]

What's the rest of the car like? If it's any good, that hole might be worth repairing properly. Otherwise, I'd stuff it with filler or put a bit of gaffer tape over it