ebay 'BARGAINS'

[Junkman]

True.

[R9UKE]

Adding "*************URGENT SALE**************" does not quadruple your Hyundai's value unfortunately. Prick.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hyundai-Sonat ... 43b45fd88b

 

[R9UKE]

Adding "*************URGENT SALE**************" does not quadruple your Hyundai's value unfortunately. Prick.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hyundai-Sonat ... 43b45fd88b

 

[Morgan84]

I quite like them Sonata's with the big staring lamps

[Morgan84]

I quite like them Sonata's with the big staring lamps

[CreepingJesus]

Ladies and Gentlemen; I have reached some kind of higher state thro' the power of laughter. I've laughed at this thing for 5 minutes solid, and I've come out the other side. There's nothing more I can say about this, other than to invite you thro' the shite-rods wormhole. Paper bag on standby...

 

 

Among the waffle in the ad (which consumed 4 of the 5 minutes) for 'Bulldog' are;

 

... a huge 302 cubic inch... This has to be seen to be understood.

 

302, huge? In which galaxy? I doubt I'd understand, even if I did come to see. Even if I was on acid, looking at it thro' the wrong end of a telescope. Which it kind of looks like already.

Mind you, I'll have a gram or two of whatever he's on - £29,000, for this monstrosity? That would be a lovely reality to be in.

[CreepingJesus]

Ladies and Gentlemen; I have reached some kind of higher state thro' the power of laughter. I've laughed at this thing for 5 minutes solid, and I've come out the other side. There's nothing more I can say about this, other than to invite you thro' the shite-rods wormhole. Paper bag on standby...

 

 

Among the waffle in the ad (which consumed 4 of the 5 minutes) for 'Bulldog' are;

 

... a huge 302 cubic inch... This has to be seen to be understood.

 

302, huge? In which galaxy? I doubt I'd understand, even if I did come to see. Even if I was on acid, looking at it thro' the wrong end of a telescope. Which it kind of looks like already.

Mind you, I'll have a gram or two of whatever he's on - £29,000, for this monstrosity? That would be a lovely reality to be in.

[Rod/b]

To be fair, a 302 is a 5 litre engine, almost, so it's fairly huge in a car that size.

 

But still, what a fucking spazbucket of a vehicle, especially at £29k

[Rod/b]

To be fair, a 302 is a 5 litre engine, almost, so it's fairly huge in a car that size.

 

But still, what a fucking spazbucket of a vehicle, especially at £29k

[Junkman]

Holy shit. I say his wife could be the first woman I understand.

[Junkman]

Holy shit. I say his wife could be the first woman I understand.

[RedSparrow]

Shame, that was probably an alright car once. I do like the interior colours.

[RedSparrow]

Shame, that was probably an alright car once. I do like the interior colours.

[Alexg]

That Pinto has to be one of this threads classics. I guess it's not road legal, it looks shit and it's £30k, much laughter indeed

[Alexg]

That Pinto has to be one of this threads classics. I guess it's not road legal, it looks shit and it's £30k, much laughter indeed

[CreepingJesus]

...I guess it's not road legal...

 

I think that's the nub of the matter. The silly exhaust system rules it out of attainment of a valid MOT for one.

But yes, the interior looks quite well done. I'd have been impressed if he'd stuffed a Ford/Lincoln 460ci in there - that would've justified the 'huge engine' bit, by being on the 7+L mark (too pissed to work it out...). And I don't imagine he has a wife, Junkman! Or not for much longer.

[CreepingJesus]

...I guess it's not road legal...

 

I think that's the nub of the matter. The silly exhaust system rules it out of attainment of a valid MOT for one.

But yes, the interior looks quite well done. I'd have been impressed if he'd stuffed a Ford/Lincoln 460ci in there - that would've justified the 'huge engine' bit, by being on the 7+L mark (too pissed to work it out...). And I don't imagine he has a wife, Junkman! Or not for much longer.

[Spiny Norman]

My brain is simply incapable of comprehending the level of fucktard-ery necessary to consider this to be desirable or clever..

 

 

And just to add to the WANT....

Cat d ....... Private plate NOT included.

[Spiny Norman]

My brain is simply incapable of comprehending the level of fucktard-ery necessary to consider this to be desirable or clever..

 

 

And just to add to the WANT....

Cat d ....... Private plate NOT included.

[cyruspower]

Sinclair C5 not fast enough and one short on passenger space?

Then what you need is a Krauser Domani!

To you, just €34600......

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C309426

 

 

[cyruspower]

Sinclair C5 not fast enough and one short on passenger space?

Then what you need is a Krauser Domani!

To you, just €34600......

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C309426

 

 

[ashmicro]

^ they should stick to making panniers and bollock-protectors.

[ashmicro]

^ they should stick to making panniers and bollock-protectors.

[cyruspower]

^ they should stick to making panniers and bollock-protectors.

 

Fortunately I think they did.

 

Shame Swatch didn't stick to making watches!

[cyruspower]

^ they should stick to making panniers and bollock-protectors.

 

Fortunately I think they did.

 

Shame Swatch didn't stick to making watches!

[Mash]

That Krauser's awesome - like something out of Bladerunner. I like it

[Mash]

That Krauser's awesome - like something out of Bladerunner. I like it

[ShiteRider]

Ladies and Gentlemen; I have reached some kind of higher state thro' the power of laughter. I've laughed at this thing for 5 minutes solid, and I've come out the other side. There's nothing more I can say about this, other than to invite you thro' the shite-rods wormhole. Paper bag on standby...

 

 

Among the waffle in the ad (which consumed 4 of the 5 minutes) for 'Bulldog' are;

 

... a huge 302 cubic inch... This has to be seen to be understood.

 

302, huge? In which galaxy? I doubt I'd understand, even if I did come to see. Even if I was on acid, looking at it thro' the wrong end of a telescope. Which it kind of looks like already.

Mind you, I'll have a gram or two of whatever he's on - £29,000, for this monstrosity? That would be a lovely reality to be in.

I could build an almost exact replica of this i anyones interested? ........All i need is an old massey ferguson, a rotten chevette body shell to drop on top, 8 bean cans for the tailpipes and a semi squashed dulux paint can for the super charger..... i'll even do it cheap, only £20k .

[ShiteRider]

Ladies and Gentlemen; I have reached some kind of higher state thro' the power of laughter. I've laughed at this thing for 5 minutes solid, and I've come out the other side. There's nothing more I can say about this, other than to invite you thro' the shite-rods wormhole. Paper bag on standby...

 

 

Among the waffle in the ad (which consumed 4 of the 5 minutes) for 'Bulldog' are;

 

... a huge 302 cubic inch... This has to be seen to be understood.

 

302, huge? In which galaxy? I doubt I'd understand, even if I did come to see. Even if I was on acid, looking at it thro' the wrong end of a telescope. Which it kind of looks like already.

Mind you, I'll have a gram or two of whatever he's on - £29,000, for this monstrosity? That would be a lovely reality to be in.

I could build an almost exact replica of this i anyones interested? ........All i need is an old massey ferguson, a rotten chevette body shell to drop on top, 8 bean cans for the tailpipes and a semi squashed dulux paint can for the super charger..... i'll even do it cheap, only £20k .

[carlo]

Yeah right

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Audi-80-LS-At ... 1c2bffbc60

 

Even doc wouldn't dare want that much.