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brickwall Rank: Lancia Gamma

brickwall

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There was a lovely wee blue P100 for sale in Glasgow last week on Gumtree for £1000.

Jim Bell Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Jim Bell

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Also watching.

 

He's quick. The latest listing had not long ended.

Surprisingly, with zero bids.

 

Someone local go and tyre kick it. That may just push him over the edge. :D

 

I just offered £124.80.

Cash. I hope he loses his shit.

 

Everyone make him a cash offer.

The first one to get him to swear, wins a KitKat Chunky.

John F Rank: Lancia Gamma

John F

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I've already contacted him before to ask whether the handbrake cable was broken, because "...coins - especially 20p pieces - are known to get stuck in the handbrake of that particular model". Thought I'd best ask, since the advertiser had clearly forgotten* to add this to the advert.

 

So I'm going to pass on making an offer... but if I had done it would have been £124.79, just in case he accepted :-D

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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It doesnt look a ridiculous buy at £300, it looks in pretty good nick to be fair, yeah he said the HG had gone but I doubt he would know a blown HG if one was inserted into him. I'd probably pay £200 and I dont even want it.

John F Rank: Lancia Gamma

John F

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I'l increase the Kit Kat offer by a fun size Twix (unlicked) if someone asks him if he's got a 1/18 scale model Peugeot 405 for sale, in white.

Jim Bell Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Well, my offer was politely declined. And he didn't answer the 1:18 question.

 

Maybe he WOULD take 200.

purplebargeken Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

purplebargeken

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I used to have one of these models, however, mine was a 3 door and was BRG. This is the only other chrome bumper jobbie that have ever seen. I love it. Sorry, I'm crap at links:

 

 

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John F Rank: Lancia Gamma

John F

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OK, so this Jaguar XJ-RS in "excellent condition" is up for sale at what appears to be £4,000.

 

But apparently excellent condition means this:

 

$(KGrHqRHJDoFI9Tp9M6nBSQFM(Qn!g~~60_12.J

 

$T2eC16NHJIQFHHbpvrIHBSQFMr,2ug~~60_12.J

 

And it gets better than that... reading the description, the car will only be sold if the lucky* buyer stumps up a further £3,000 to have the car restored by the seller!

 

But that's OK, because "THIS GIVES THE PROSPECTIVE BUYER PIECE OF MIND AND THE KNOWLEDGE THAT THE CAR HAS BEEN RESTORED CORRECTLY AND NOT JUST FILLED WITH FILLER ETC" :roll:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-XJS-XJR-S-6-0-V12-Limited-Edition-/171133793172?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item27d85e7394#ht_443wt_1399

richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

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No MOT and No Tax due to me doing it up and selling, I have changed the colour to Matt Black,

 

 

 

been told buy insurance company with body kits and restorrtion done the car is worth £4900.00

 

 

open to offers please dont take the piss

 

 

seems reasonable

 

$(KGrHqV,!rUFIeUlPQ9BBSOro4K-TQ~~60_12.J

 

Starting bid:
£1,800.00
 
Lol

 

 

Tetleysmooth Rank: Renault 16

Tetleysmooth

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Whatever happened to the 'Ebay spelling ' thread?

Seems to have disappeared off the face of the forum.

overrun Rank: Renault 16

overrun

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Even more shite than an xjs but rong fred i fear

In some eyes, maybe. I think anything more than a score for it is too expensive though. :D

brickwall Rank: Lancia Gamma

brickwall

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Take all the crap off and there is a great little car under there. Shame really.

John F Rank: Lancia Gamma

John F

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http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C279090

 

 

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For sale is a 1972 Ford Pinto V8 conversion called 'The Bulldog'. This ford was built only for the US market and built to emmulate the success minis had in Europe in the USA. These cars originally had fitted a 2 liter Pinto engine hence was called the Ford Pinto. It has now got a huge 302 cubic inch for motor and transmision which is equivilent to 5.0litre for V8. This is a monster as it has been strenghten and braced to take such power. The custom exhaust is direct occationally trowing flames from the top mounted exhaust on the 2 fenders or wing. This has to be seen to be understood. Hot rod Bulldog. Many Thanks Elo

 

Price: £29000 Or near offer

 

Elo: you're illiterate, and your hideous belming seppo Capri is massively overpriced

 

Get it cubed and go straight back to school.

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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What a shitehawk, those ‘exhausts’ coming out the front wings are not even connected up to anything. That is not a hot rod it’s just a half-arsed barry shiteheap. Actual value: £1950 on a good day

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mercrocker Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Last thing you want on a Pinto is flames, I would have thought.......

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