AS in the community: Cannock Motor Auctions

[Pillock]

OGA cocks the hammer at 1800hrs.

 

Could be worse, could be hammering his..... well, never mind.

I shall see where the day leaves me, I'm in that there London for most of it. It would be nice to do a bit of Cannocking though, been a while. 

[Inspector Morose]

Golden slug will be in attendance.

[bub2006]

Can I be kindley furnished with time an location if ok?

[Inspector Morose]

5ish at the truckers rest? I'm peckish.

[bub2006]

Ok that be good. Is truckers one with two big car parks or one with the dirt track car park? Be nice to see you all

[Inspector Morose]

Dirty car park, better food. It'll be nice to have an English social life for a change. (Before you get all grumpy up there, I do think the Scottish shite social scene is a very hard act to follow!)

[320touring]

Dirty car park, better food. It'll be nice to have an English social life for a change. (Before you get all grumpy up there, I do think the Scottish shite social scene is a very hard act to follow!)

We may have to sample soufferinkg softies social occasions shortly

[Sloth in a bowl]

I'll be along tonight, but will go straight to the auction. See you at the exit end of the shed of shame.

[chaseracer]

Keep the DETHBURGAS warm for us...

[Pillock]

Yeah, I didn't get there. I just wanted to go home, have my tea, and eat strawberry laces.

Was there anything utterly outstanding*?

[bub2006]

Yes I'm definitely going on Tuesday again

[chaseracer]

Fair X-reg Scrote: sixty notes.  Nice 406 diesel: one-ninety.  Shiny, leathered-up 607 2.2D: £625.  I had to sew my hands into my pockets for the very straight 05/55 Pug Expert for 600 quid.

[Sloth in a bowl]

Leon 20V Turbo for £525, had bad bonnet graphics, but motor did not sound fucked at all. A gamble, but could be a good one.

 

03 plate Suzuki Swift 45k miles, only £90, have no idea why.

 

Chrysler Grand Voyager with leather interior and 2.5 dizzer motor. £350.

 

Tuesday night in winter is the time to buy, but is probably the time to move some seriously broken junk as well.

 

Jag XJ of lovelyness with 3.2 v8 motor made no money as gearbox knackered light was on (among others)

 

Early Mini Cooper in green with white roof on 86k miles for £1200, not sure if good or not. But suggests they are going to hold their value.

 

Highlight of 'what the fuckness' was the 8 seat Renault Traffic with 382,000 miles on it. Sold for over a grand. Not sure if last clocker went wrong way.

[andy18s]

Arsebiscuits. ......missed this

On the lookout for a small hatch for the daughter as her 106 blew it's cat apart,and she's decided to scrap it

Swift may have been suitable.

 

 

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[Sloth in a bowl]

Arsebiscuits. ......missed this

On the lookout for a small hatch for the daughter as her 106 blew it's cat apart,and she's decided to scrap it

Swift may have been suitable.

 

 

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There was a 106 (S reg, lowish miles) that went for under £200.

The first half dozen shopping trollies through the shed, never make any money as the dealers are still sorting themselves out.

[chaseracer]

There's always next Tuesday, Andy... 

[andy18s]

If that Swift is there next Tues I'll definitely buy it. .............😉

 

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[Junkman]

People still in employment can't do Tuesday meetings, hence Saturday meetings should be reinstated.

[chaseracer]

Saturdays are safe - some of us in more flexible employment just fancied a change.

[Inspector Morose]

You off Saturday then? No harm in another bit of cheap entertainment.

[bub2006]

Oooo ill try get come Saturday too

[Pillock]

Ooooh, Saturday?

[320touring]

Ooooh, Saturday?

you are Elton John aicmfp!

[Inspector Morose]

Why not? Usual time and place.

[Pillock]

Let me run it past the female one but I quite fancy it either way, I can feel my arteries flowing way too well.

[Lord Sterling]

I shall try and make it provided ongoing Mrs_Sterling malarky is sorted one way or another by then.

[Sealtainn]

I feel a strange compulsion to make a trip down next year and buy a car just because and then do a thread on "Will it make it back to Shetland?"

[twosmoke300]

Soooooo - purchase count still at zero then ? 

[Inspector Morose]

Waiting for you to turn up and show us how it's done.

[twosmoke300]

Believe me if it wasn't for baby _twosmoke id be there like a shot