OMGWINDKHAOS!!!!111 Apocolypse Survivalists Thread

[chaseracer]

Absolutely F*CK all. Birmingham seems DETERMINED to stay, mild and dry and even sunny. 

It rained a bit outside the Wing Yip at about 5pm...

[Tetleysmooth]

Anyone got any funny wind related stories to tell?

 

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I just farted, if that's any good.

[beko1987]

Noticed my drivers side headlight was a bit fucking shit this morning, luckily just before I got on the M40, turns out it was A LEAF ON MY HEADLIGHT!!!11

 

Luckily, before I called for assistance I manned the fuck up and deftly removed it causing no harm to myself or my car. The leaf was brutally murdered by the sole of my shoe.

 

Some leaves were harmed in the making of this post...

[michiel]

Had I been at the office as usual I could have witnessed this (tree already removed):

 

 

Funnily enough I was driving home from Norwich and didn't experience much trouble, apart from some wind and quite a bit of rain around Dartford.

[trigger]

Today I discovered that a ridge tile from the end of the garage roof had blown off on Monday and ended up on my rear drive, had my Cortina been parked there like it had normally has been then it would have got hit by it which is a lucky escape.

[beko1987]

You win so far trig!