Fings You Will Not Do When Driving Shite

[fordperv]

get omg egr failz or dmf failz or the worse sum cuntz haz stolez my dpf and iz going to cost £1500 to replace

[stuboy]

give way to bmw audi drivers

[Grundig]

I don't drive through car washes for the same reason... oh, and because I refuse to pay that much to get my car scratched.

...fixed that for you  

[purplebargeken]

Admire my reflection in a shop window whilst stationary at the traffic lights.

[Alexg]

Stop smiling 

[Brent_Crude]

Have cupholders, so instead you resort to wedging your brew between your thighs and your ballsack while driving, resulting in inevitable burns to one's nether regions when you operate the pedals and the lids pops off.

[Brent_Crude]

I let a Range Rover out in town in my Polonez yesterday sorry guys

Perfectly acceptable if it was a Classic, unmolested P38 or green L322 with NO window tinting or daft rims.

[rml2345]

Attempt to drink tea whilst moving as there's no holder of cups. It encourages you to have a proper sit down and not put it in a bloody cardboard tub. 

[overrun]

Worry my car is getting old.

 

Have to shop for anything larger than a 15" tyre.

 

Enjoy 6 speaker high RMS output, aux compatible musics.

 

Forget I have no bonnet relase inside the car.

[londonm]

Pull any decent crumpet.

[D-Dubya]

worry about just exactly what that expensive sounding noise is

[R9UKE]

Be a stranger to your local motor factor. And then they get to know your shite brief pretty rapidly... "Hey could you give me a price for a coolant temperature sensor for a Citroen Xantia?".... "What engine is in that?".... "3 litre Petrol".... "Oh it's you Luke....."

[D-Dubya]

Be a stranger to your local motor factor. And then they get to know your shite brief pretty rapidly... "Hey could you give me a price for a coolant temperature sensor for a Citroen Xantia?".... "What engine is in that?".... "3 litre Petrol".... "Oh it's you Luke....."

I can relate to the last part!!

[Split_Pin]

Acknowledge that the smell of burning coolant/oil/brake/clutch fluid is coming from my own car.

[fordperv]

draw a comedy cock on toilet walls