MOTA FO SALE: If you think dogs make good seat covers...

[overrun]

Then quite frankly, I am disgusted with you. I love my dog. Here's the fella in question:

 

 

His name is Alfie.

 

This probably means you like Hyundai's though.

However, be you an animal lover or a 'genuine' leather fan, who could fail to desire a slice of this HOT* Korean action? There isn't even need for a question mark, cos it's a rhetorical Q obvz.

 

It's me mates motor, honest.

 

Now has any issues rectified and has 12 months test.

 

PREPARE TO WANT this ONE

 

 

 

Hyundai XG30 XG 30 350 Grandeur Sonata - V6 3.0 Auto - Low Miles - T&T

 

Here for sale is my Hyundai XG 30. Also known as an XG30, XG350 (USA - 3.5 engine version), Grandeur, XG 25.

 

Car is a year 2000 model. 2 previous owners with approx 73089 miles. (this will increase slightly as the car is in occasional use). Both Previous owners based in Swindon. All MOT's carried out by their local garage. Unfortunately the current MoT only has a week left to run (I thought it was valid until the end of October). ALL previous paperwork show the car never has failed an MOT and only last year had it's first ever advisory (corroded brake line - checked, all OK).

Looking around it, it will need a front tyre It has a new spare and I will also include 2 spare tyres with the car, for the new owner to have fitted.

The only concern is the airbag light is on. I've investigated this and believe it to be the common 'false' fault rather than an actual fault. Seems quite common when researching the Hyundai forums. This is NOT a result of accident damage etc.

The Hyundai main dealer said they can turn it off, but this can only be done by specific dealers with older equipment and for an hours labour of £60, but I refuse to give a dealer such a large some of money to fix a simple fault that is known to be a common mistake so looking to sell it on.

 

To be honest, the car was bought with a misfire and has been in daily use since I repaired this. It required a new MAF sensor (I also cleaned out the inlet mainifold and fitted new spark plugs).

 

It would make a good barge to drive around in for someone. Very comfortable, high spec, good MPG, easy to drive.

 

Having only covered 2500 miles since last MoT.

 

Bodywork overall is very good for age with some scuffs on rear arch and 2x approx 6" scratches at the front (one on bonnet, one on wing by headlight). Also some scuffs to bumper cover trims on the corners.

 

Spec is as follows:

 

2 keys (one master key), one keyfob (works but buttons are stiff) and key blade ID. Alarm, immobiliser, electric front and rear windows, electric adjustment of front seats and driver's seat memory position, heated front seats, heated and electric mirrors, cruise control, steering wheel radio controls. Front and rear fog lights, automatic lights, trip computer (displays average speed, drive time, distance to empty and distance travelled), tilt/slide electric sunroof, electric auto dimming rear view mirror, front and rear door edge warning lights, automatic heating and cooling system with automatic air conditioning and Aircon (Fully Working and cool!), Sony FM/MW/LW Mini Disc player with Sony 10 disc CD Changer in boot. Good quality - Surprised me!

Automatic 5 speed gearbox with manual tiptronic. Full leather interior with NO WEAR, cracks, tears etc - in excellent condition, front and rear armrests. MASSIVE boot and fold down rear seats to increase load space. Original 15" diamond cut alloy wheels with good tyres (outside edge is wearing low on one, as mentioned above.

A replacement will be supplied, (two if I have them). Full size spare with good tyre also.

Everything in good working order.

 

Engine is smooth, silent, starts first time every time.

 

 

 

I am keen to sell this, so am open to reasonable offers.

 

 

Not looking to part ex thanks.

 

 

Any questions, get in touch.

Car is located in Taunton, Somerset.

 

Points to mention:

 

Can deliver (at cost, within UK mainland, with non refundable deposit).

 

UK Bidders only.

 

10+ Feedback members only.

 

No Refunds.

 

Sold as seen.

 

Come view BEFORE buying.

 

All bids/offers are final. No haggling when collected.

 

No Timewasters!!

 

 

Many Thanks for looking.

 

07739 261 452

 

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Apologies for the discrimination against timewasters, and the decipherable pix. He doesn't say test pilots or tyre kickers are banned though, so knock ya pipe out.

 

The above is a wanky ebay ad copied out in all of it's glory. So don't h8 appreci8.

 

I should be able to swing a shiters discount for any tasteful* admirer of this fine** machine.

 

 

/MESSAGE ENDS

[Negative Creep]

Best of luck with the sale, since I do wonder if there is a harder car to actually shift. At least it's going to be on the old tax system

[Mr_Bo11ox]

You've forgotten to put the price on. Luckily I have already clocked this on eBay and know that the price is £680.

[overrun]

You've forgotten to put the price on. Luckily I have already clocked this on eBay and know that the price is £680.

 

That.

[overrun]

Some of you lot must perma-scan the bay et al

 

CBA me like

[overrun]

Best of luck with the sale, since I do wonder if there is a harder car to actually shift. At least it's going to be on the old tax system

 

Conor likes it. Surprisingly so.

There's a lot of predujice though, no question. I doubt whether I have actually ever seen one.

He asked me to keep an eye out for one in the scrappy. This was met with laughter and a no-promises promise to locate one.

 

Old tax, yes. The reason he bought it was to rob the number plate. Nowt fancy, just a five digit jobber to go on his mighty Mondeo.

 

I said send it over the bridge and weigh the cat/wheels in. He said no. He then replaced the MAF and it is running well now.

So I say, ignore me.

 

PM INBOX CLEARED AS THERE WILL BE A TIDAL WAVE

[Wilko220]

I think Alfie's testicles are the most attractive sight on this page - but good luck with the sale!

It's certainly spectacular in a shite kind of way...

[Jim Bell]

How much for Alfies three quarter bottle of Martell?

 

P.S. Nee wonder hes on his back and flashing his dognads.

[overrun]

How much for Alfies three quarter bottle of Martell?

 

P.S. Nee wonder hes on his back and flashing his dognads.

 

Free with this executive cruiser. It will even fit in the cupholder*

 

Alfie DGAF. Lettin' it all hang out. I think the internet would refer to this act as #likeaboss

 

 

 

*Won't actually fit the cupholder. Unsure if it has a cupholder or cupholders. Although I assume so.

[Tetleysmooth]

I like that.

 

It looks like an FBI pool car.

[cort16]

I love these. I was infact just perving over it on the ebay thread. Probably massively undesirable unless you're on this website or mental.

[Split_Pin]

Often referred to as the 'Holy Grail' of shite, together with a Tagora and grey grilled Mk1 Sierras. I love these to bits. I think my wife would stab me then make it look like an accident if I even made noises about this car though.

[overrun]

Cheers fellas. Live the dream. Buy this superbly appointed luxotank TODAY
 

Often referred to as the 'Holy Grail' of shite, together with a Tagora and grey grilled Mk1 Sierras. I love these to bits. I think my wife would stab me then make it look like an accident if I even made noises about this car though.

80Y£s discount to the shiter at the back.

Go on... The boot appears large enough for her to fill with items from the subsequent shopping spree that you afford her, as you have just made* four twenties.

Truely the definition of 'Everyone wins'.

[Station]

In a place I worked about ten or so years ago, the directors all got cars each every year paid for by the company, BMW's, Mercs, etc.

The IT director got one of these! He must've been a Hyundai fan as his other car was a Hyundai Coupe.

 

That looks like a Mitsubishi engine?

[overrun]

GO UP

 

Readverised on Gumtree this evening, as several indvidual adverts, with slightly differing prices,, twenty minutes apart.

[Paul Dupart]

I think Alfie's testicles are the most attractive sight on this page - but good luck with the sale!

It's certainly spectacular in a shite kind of way...

I think it's the dogs bollocks!

[Jim Bell]

I feel that dogs bollocks are over rated.

 

They're frankly no Cats Pyjamas.

[pandamonium]

 

Unfortunately, I have no money. However, there wasn't a meme image for 'Shut up and take my Lada!'

[overrun]

Cheers Panda.

 

The closest we have came to a sale. I call SUCCESS.

[Partridge]

I really like that. If you squirt lemon juice in your eyes, it might look like a Bentley.

[overrun]

I have been advised to add that this machine has pilarless doors. Surely he means frameless? I could be wrong.

Either way, that is even more awesomes.

 

GR6 4 FOREIGN DICTATOR FROM COUNTY THAT HAS FALLEN ON HARD TIMES

 

I really like that. If you squirt lemon juice in your eyes, it might look like a Bentley.

 

He was referring to it as the 'Korean Bentley'. He also has eyesight issues.

 

OPEN TO OFFERS NOW 15.232% REDUCTION cos it's raining. (Not up in the 'miserable' North it aint!)

[Jim Bell]

And if a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump its ass when it hopped.

 

I think it looks gloriously ugly as it is. If it was black and you stuck an FBI decal on the door, I bet it would double in value.

[overrun]

And if a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump its ass when it hopped.

 

Excueeze me, baking powder?

[Jim Bell]

Caaaaaaaaarr!

 

Gaaaaame oooooon!

[overrun]

Crucial Taunt. Shitty Beatles.

 

But both you and I know there is no film in this camera!

 

 

etc.

[Jim Bell]

Shitty Beatles? Are they any good?

[Bobthebeard]

Shitty Beatles? Are they any good?

Slightly better than the Beatles in many ways.

[Jim Bell]

Speaking of The Beatles, I used to be obsessed with Free.

 

I'm all right now.

[pandamonium]

Cheers Panda.

 

The closest we have came to a sale. I call SUCCESS.

 

Wasn't kidding either! I've always wanted one of these.

 

Sure nobody wants a slice of communist charm?

 

[Jim Bell]

^much?

 

Autoshite needs more 3 ways.