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[John F]

I know it to be a fact* that as soon as I own a UK spec SEAT Malaga I'll be inundated with tasty hotties and Emma Bunton will want to perform acts of a sexual nature in the back seat whilst parked in the pub carpark.

 

So there

 

That's bollocks and you know it.

 

All the aforementioned clunge will be queueing up to be spanked on their rosy botties by some louche geezer in the back of his pristine Lonsdale YD41.

[John F]

I know it to be a fact* that as soon as I own a UK spec SEAT Malaga I'll be inundated with tasty hotties and Emma Bunton will want to perform acts of a sexual nature in the back seat whilst parked in the pub carpark.

 

So there

 

That's bollocks and you know it.

 

All the aforementioned clunge will be queueing up to be spanked on their rosy botties by some louche geezer in the back of his pristine Lonsdale YD41.

[vulgalour]

Trouble is with shite cars is that you never know who you're going to become attractive to. Unfortunately, I've found that in the Princess I attract an alarming number of overweight, over 40 taxi drivers and the blue rinse brigade just can't get enough of me. The BX, on the other hand, seems to attract children rather like an abandoned refrigerator on a Council dump, though I put this mainly down to the big green tiger on the bonnet and the fact it does look a lot like an abandoned refrigerator being mostly the same colour and dimensions.

[vulgalour]

Trouble is with shite cars is that you never know who you're going to become attractive to. Unfortunately, I've found that in the Princess I attract an alarming number of overweight, over 40 taxi drivers and the blue rinse brigade just can't get enough of me. The BX, on the other hand, seems to attract children rather like an abandoned refrigerator on a Council dump, though I put this mainly down to the big green tiger on the bonnet and the fact it does look a lot like an abandoned refrigerator being mostly the same colour and dimensions.

[pshome]

All depends... with the right shite at hands you will attract some explicit offers

 

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not sure about the gender issue though...

[pshome]

All depends... with the right shite at hands you will attract some explicit offers

 

viewtopic.php?f=1&t=16187#p439348

viewtopic.php?f=1&t=16187&start=15#p442577

 

not sure about the gender issue though...

[burraston2006]

You can't give advise but you can give advice.

 

 

Sorry about the spelling but I can't find spell check!

[burraston2006]

You can't give advise but you can give advice.

 

 

Sorry about the spelling but I can't find spell check!

[burraston2006]

Mr MO,

I also seem tho fit into all three of your catagories. Do I need to be worried?!

 

I just go on to Flea Buy and find the cheapest motor I can. If it's got all the bells and whistles all the better! My best buy was a SAAB 900 with all the toys for £130 lasted six months (till the end of MOT) the £150 back form the scrappy!

[burraston2006]

Mr MO,

I also seem tho fit into all three of your catagories. Do I need to be worried?!

 

I just go on to Flea Buy and find the cheapest motor I can. If it's got all the bells and whistles all the better! My best buy was a SAAB 900 with all the toys for £130 lasted six months (till the end of MOT) the £150 back form the scrappy!

[Justin Case]

.....and Emma Bunton will want to perform acts of a sexual nature in the back seat whilst parked in the pub carpark.

 

So there

 

Alas, my defintion of shite is (from bitter experience) 'Any car where the sole purpose of the spare wheel is to be placed on the back seat in such a way as to prevent the front one(s) from collapsing'

[Justin Case]

.....and Emma Bunton will want to perform acts of a sexual nature in the back seat whilst parked in the pub carpark.

 

So there

 

Alas, my defintion of shite is (from bitter experience) 'Any car where the sole purpose of the spare wheel is to be placed on the back seat in such a way as to prevent the front one(s) from collapsing'

[burraston2006]

'Any car where the sole purpose of the spare wheel is to be placed on the back seat in such a way as to prevent the front one(s) from collapsing'[/i]

How does the spare on the back seat stop the front wheels from collapsing?!

[burraston2006]

'Any car where the sole purpose of the spare wheel is to be placed on the back seat in such a way as to prevent the front one(s) from collapsing'[/i]

How does the spare on the back seat stop the front wheels from collapsing?!

[catsinthewelder]

I don't know but with careful placement it could stop the front seatsfrom collapsing

[catsinthewelder]

I don't know but with careful placement it could stop the front seatsfrom collapsing

[Junkman]

She is one of us!

 

 

She likes beige interiors, too!

[Junkman]

She is one of us!

 

 

She likes beige interiors, too!

[Justin Case]

Yes, seats of course With true shite, nothing will ever stop the front wheels from collapsing.

[Justin Case]

Yes, seats of course With true shite, nothing will ever stop the front wheels from collapsing.

[gtd2000]

I like owning cheap/shite cars as anti-consumerism statement.

 

I've mentioned this previously but when I was working in the Netherlands, virtually all of my colleagues drove BMW or Mercedes cars...I on the other hand, drove a £425 Proton Persona

[gtd2000]

I like owning cheap/shite cars as anti-consumerism statement.

 

I've mentioned this previously but when I was working in the Netherlands, virtually all of my colleagues drove BMW or Mercedes cars...I on the other hand, drove a £425 Proton Persona

[burraston2006]

Proton Persona? That is a true shite car! I see I am merely an amateur when it comes to choosing shite cars and I bow to your courage/bravery/dedication to the cause - delete as appropriate!!

[burraston2006]

Proton Persona? That is a true shite car! I see I am merely an amateur when it comes to choosing shite cars and I bow to your courage/bravery/dedication to the cause - delete as appropriate!!

[Junkman]

Proton Persona? That is a true shite car! I see I am merely an amateur when it comes to choosing shite cars and I bow to your courage/bravery/dedication to the cause - delete as appropriate!!

 

Like so?

 

 

Comes with the most powerless engine available for extra shite points:

 

 

WILL MAKE SOME ONE A GREAT CAR

 

Indeed.

[Junkman]

Proton Persona? That is a true shite car! I see I am merely an amateur when it comes to choosing shite cars and I bow to your courage/bravery/dedication to the cause - delete as appropriate!!

 

Like so?

 

 

Comes with the most powerless engine available for extra shite points:

 

 

WILL MAKE SOME ONE A GREAT CAR

 

Indeed.

[burraston2006]

Hmm tasty! I'll try and get some piccies of my super sexy Accord up over the weekend but I fear it is no comparision to yours!

[burraston2006]

Hmm tasty! I'll try and get some piccies of my super sexy Accord up over the weekend but I fear it is no comparision to yours!

[CreepingJesus]

Also, don't forget that whatever definition applies today, doesn't just hold for cars. Bicycles, motorbikes, buses, trucks, planes, trains, boats, watches, shaving equipment, musical instruments, tools, clothes, TVs and stereos have all had their moments in the sun.

It's an all-pervasive way of life, and long may it continue to be viable.

[CreepingJesus]

Also, don't forget that whatever definition applies today, doesn't just hold for cars. Bicycles, motorbikes, buses, trucks, planes, trains, boats, watches, shaving equipment, musical instruments, tools, clothes, TVs and stereos have all had their moments in the sun.

It's an all-pervasive way of life, and long may it continue to be viable.