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Jehovah's Witnesses...

 

Now THEY piss me off. Every SINGLE fucking Saturday morning...

 

Do you not possess a front bedroom and a bucket of piss?

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I genuinely feel sorry for the kids they insist on dragging around with them. So the bucket of piss is out.

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This is the first year in a long while I haven't celebrated or had trick-or-treaters at the door. It was nice not to be bothered, but I do wish I'd been able to make the time to at least carve a pumpkin as that's quite fun.

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I genuinely feel sorry for the kids they insist on dragging around with them. So the bucket of piss is out.

 

Bucket of piss with sweets in it?

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Pumpkin top tip: I made one for each of my nieces this year, and I don't know if pumpkins have got tougher, or Stanley knife blades have got worse, but the process was decidedly dicey, with me nearly removing digits on more than one occasion. Solution? Plasterboard saw. Awesome. Had them done in no time.

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Not a pumpkin but pretty good all the same.

 

Cunt.jpg

 

I got this of Binhokers Facebook page. I was waiting for him to post it but he seems to be AWOL at the mo so am going to upload it myself as it fitted in woth this thread, even if I am a little late.

 

It might be Binhokers brain in the jar behind, I cant be sure.

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Jehovah's Witnesses...

 

Now THEY piss me off. Every SINGLE fucking Saturday morning...

 

I can't remeber which comedian suggested a telling them that you would be with them when your blood transfusion had finished.

Posted
Jehovah's Witnesses...

 

Now THEY piss me off. Every SINGLE fucking Saturday morning...

 

Do you not possess a front bedroom and a bucket of piss?

 

That's reserved for Lib Dems shurely?

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I'm on a main road now so no trick or treaters this year.... and to be honest the whole thing has been turned into an excuse to cause havoc. Yes the little kids are quite funny dressed up as monsters, and yes their mums in the background crammed into a witch outfit would probably get it. But when you get that knock at the door you don't know if it's little kids or a bunch of hoodies who are about to smear dog crap all over your door handle when you don't hand over treats. So the lights go off, and the door goes unanswered.

 

As for the Religion Salespeople, we have a great way of dealing with them. Mrs Pillock answers the door and begins to question their faith. Occasionally they send out the heavies but they've pretty much stopped coming round every week like they used to, since they began losing arguments on the doorstep.

It also helped that we went to visit them...... we took a load of Beaver Scouts to Kingdom Hall to learn about their religion. So we got to waste a bit of their time, ask them a few questions, and eat their biscuits. I've got to say, they were most accomodating!

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