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Lotus have gone MENTAL


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You would think that the 911 would be more reliable,but the water cooled non turbo and non gt cars have horrific engine troubles!

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Lotus, of course!

"It'll be fine...."

 

Is the correct answer, an 'unreliable' Lotus should be the choice of anyone on here, the thoroughly reliable Teutonic Porshe shouldn't even be considered :lol:

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I don't know anything about Lotus or read Top Gear/Pistonheads/Evo, but:

 

"DIS CUNTRYS GIONG to THE DOgS"

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" Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious " - or has someone already said that ? :x

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Just ask yourself this question. If you had a choiuce of a Porsche, and a Lotus, and you had to drive from Glasgow to Nice in 24 hours, carrying no tools, and no breakdown recovery back-up, which would you choose...............

 

I'd drive the Lotus... to the airport, and have a rental Mondeo waiting for me at the other end! :D

  • 1 month later...
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Sniff Petrol reports that Mr. Bahar's been suspended for his "conduct".

 

http://sniffpetrol.com/

 

Hello believers,

 

By now you will have heard news of my “suspension†from Lotus. Let me assure you that this is nothing to concern you. I decided to suspend myself from the company for reasons that I have not thought of yet. I wanted this just as I wanted to withdraw from those Indycar teams and stop paying for F1, also for reasons I cannot share with you until I have thought of them.

 

Sometimes, the only way you can grow a premium lifestyle optimum lifestyle upscale lifestyle brand is by looking at it from afar, such as from outside the factory gates standing next to a box of your own possessions whilst waiting for a taxi.

 

I have been touched by the messages of support I am certain you have sent though for some reason they have not yet reached me. Those of you with diseases, I will cure you in time. For now I need you to think positive thoughts about Lotus. I also need you to send me money. Non-sequential high denomination bills, plain envelope, the usual deal. It is not cheap to have hair that looks this good.

 

Keep drinking the Kool-Aid.

 

The Reverend Sun Myung Dany Bahar

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He has indeed. Sad really, theres a lot of talented people at Lotus but the company did seem to have lost the plot to a certain extent lately.

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