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Often used to see Kenneth Kendall walking his dogs in Walpole Park in Ealing when I was a kid. And I once hugged Christopher Cazenove - I'm pretty sure it was him, it was at a New Years party in some bar and I'd had a lot of B52s.

Marina and a flat nose 911 surely!Try Marina and TR7. Or a Marina, a TR7 and one of these: (Nice seats, by the way, I fancy those for the Landy)

Me too. Looks like the bastard offspring of a Marina and a Saab 99, both of which are cars I would be happy to trundle around in.Alright, I take it back, it's growing on me as well now. They also did a version of the MGB GT (sorry, Sherpa coupe) with monster bumpers and a panoramic rear-facing periscope sticking out of the roof. Turned out they weren't joking about the bumpers, of course.

Sorry dollywobbler - thought I was posting under 'most distinctive cars EVAR' thread. Schoolboy error

That Ami is hard to beat for mingingness. Always thought the BL safety cars were pretty gruesome though: And this one was so ugly, they had to fit a device to stop your kids from climbing out and flinging themselves under the wheels:

I'm definitely getting some of those seat-back doilly things for the Landy

Juke looks like an early 70s Datsun 120Y to me - all that pointless bulging bodywork and the squinty window line. Wonder if those deep dish hubcaps will be an option?

I think the Pious is a brilliant idea. No wait, hear me out. What Toyota have kindly done for us is make it easy to spot all the really bolllocks drivers who are going to wander over into our lane, creep up to the lights at a speed exactly in between first and second gear, turn right off a roundabout they entered in the left lane etc etc.Volvo 340s used to serve this useful public safety purpose back when they were in production (pure gold shite now of course and, being rear wheel drive, the mark of a connoisseur).